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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Dec
7th
2017

I want to make a parody of Tridashie's 'Pony Girl' music video. Can anybody make their own version of the instrumentals for 'Barbie Girl'? Also, these are my lyrics! · 11:58am Dec 7th, 2017

EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.

Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution

I'm a dirty pony girl
In a technicolor world
For just 50 gold bits
You can fuck me
Cock Sucker, you're a slut
With a cute pony butt
And are in high demand
Of every brony

You can touch
If you pay
100 bits, and I'll go all the way

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution

She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her
Ah, ah, fuck yes!
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her
Oooh, oooooh! (x2)

Go in slow, ram it in
Both ways make me grin
Feel the flow of your cum
In my throat or my bum
Cock Sucker, you're a hoe
You can suck, you can blow
And are in high demand
Of every brony

You can touch
If you pay
100 bits, and I'll go all the way (x2)

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution (2x)

She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her
Ah, ah, fuck yes!
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her
Oooh, oooooh! (x2)

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Comments ( 26 )

What the fuck did I just read?

4743405
The next big MLP Christmas #1

4743407
Hang on, I gotta go to my nearest MLP Christmas hits shop,
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(I'm just kidding I thought it was funny.)

4743412
So? Who's going to be reading this while working? If someone is dumb enough to read this when they should be working, they deserve to get fired. And I've seen other NSFW material get a free pass.

4743408
I actually want to sing this. I just need a decent tune to go with it. Does anyone know if Tridashie used the one fro Barbie Girl in her ponified cover of the song?

What the fudge?! Yuck! Why did you make something NSFW! Disgusting!

Plz don't make this...:rainbowhuh::flutterrage::pinkiesmile::facehoof::raritycry:

First verse doesn't scan. Change "Dirty" to a one syllable word. Otherwise your cramming words into the music. Also, change "Technicolor" to a three syllable word. Same reason.

If there's a Hooters or Hooters equivalent in your town, this is a tune that would be RIGHT AT HOME with that place.

4743421
Porn sells in the MLP fanbase. Look at all of the pony clopfics, the pony porn art, the pony porn comics. I figured, you know...appeal to the brony's inner baser instincts and use to to gain new subs and views? I mean I don't like this myself but since they do, it might work.

4743414
I mean, I read it in Spanish class.

4743445
Doesn't count. You're never going to Spain, so you're technically just there to goof around. XD

4743412
And come to think of it it may also be NSFR (not safe for radio) or NSFP (not safe for Pandora).

4743449
Oi, you don't know that!

4743460
No. But the name *SLEEPY Panda* gave me a clue. :)

And if it makes you feel any better; I once slept through an entire German class. The trick is to take the desks at the very back and stuff your nose with tissue paper so you don't snore too loudly. XD

4743457
But I like Pandora radio, with your host Handsome Jack!

4743414

So?

Just calling it what it is.

And I've seen other NSFW material get a free pass.

I concede there’s nothing in the site rules against writing NSFW content in blogs. :moustache:

4743462
Pfft, assuming I snore. I am a lady. :moustache:

Either way, maybe not Spain, but perhaps Mexico.

4743473
Then why are you not in Mexican class?

Ok. I laughed way too hard at this. Very creative lyrics dude.

4743474
Cuz that's not a language!

For what it's worth we learn Mexican Spanish, not the Spanish Spanish.

4743511
I'm so sorry. I thought...never mind. I apologize for being ignorant. Forgive me?

4743595
I do hope you realise I'm not genuinely offended. :twilightsmile:

4743673
I knew that.
...
...okay, I didn't know that. Sorry.

4743433
LOL, true! It's just horrible! XD

(Mature content is, I mean)

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