Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel · 2:56pm Nov 1st, 2016

Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel

One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.

Anywaz, Aplejek wuz buzy doing more chores then she nedded too becuz she dedn't lern anything from that one episode abut not doin extra work if yu can help it, when she relized thet she nedded to feed teh chikenz.

So dirt pony went over to teh chiken house and looked for teh place where she kept teh chiken niblitz. She found teh barel where she stored teh chiken fed and reched inside to greb sum, but she reched in a lettle too far. So wen she tried to pull herself out, she relized thet she wuz stuck part way in the barel.

"Ah crab aples. I hate it wen I get stuk in teh barels." Said farm pony, who often got stuk in barels around teh farm. This wuz becuz she never lerned any lessonz from any episode or day to day lyfe as she was too cool to follow the trendz of other normal poniez who had teh common sense popsicles.

Abut that tyme Grany Aple walked by and saw that Aplejek wuz stuk in a barel for teh hundredth timez that week and sed, "Aplejek, wen are yu goin to lern to use somethin else besodes yer body to get out the animal niblitz?"

Aplejek wuz still strugglin to get free wen she repled, "I ain't never gonna lern. I want to bee wun of teh cool kidz!"

Granny Aple shook her creaky neck and felt sad that her grend daughter had no common sense lik teh other aples in teh family. She decided that she wuld leave aplejek in the barel to fend fer herself.

Maybe it wuld tech her a thing or two about actually lerning sumthing fer a change. So grenny aple rolled her eyes and walked away, leaving Aplejek all by her lonesome.

Menwile, Aplejek herd grenny Aple leave and said, "Wait..grenny...com bak! I thenk I lernd my lesson now. So help me out!"

But grenny had already walked far away, so Aplejek was all alon.

Aplejek was mad thet grenny Aple had left teh scene so she sed, "Fine. Bee that way. You are grounded frum Bingo wen I get out!"

But ther wuz no reply becuz grenny aple wuz far away giving a mud bath to teh piggies.

Meanwhile, Aplejek did everything she could to get out of teh barel. She tried pulling herself out. She tried laying teh barel down on teh floor and rolling arund in hopes thet sumthing would come loose. She tried dregging teh barel to teh tool shed and opening it with sum tools.

But no matter wut she tried, she couldn't get free. Finally, she rolled herself and the barel over to grenny aple and said, "Grenny, I learned mah lesson. I don't wanna to be like the cool kids anymore. So help me out."

Grenny saw the serious in Aplejek's voice so she agreed to help. She used her hair pin to unlock teh ring arund teh barel. Teh wood panels underneth came crushing down. And Aplejek wuz freed frum teh barel along with all of teh chiken niblitz.

Wen the niblitz touched teh ground teh chikenz thought it was meal tyme and flocked to eat all of teh morsels. They ated them all up arund Aplejek then waddled away becuz now they were all phat.

Aplejek lyfted herself off of teh ground and said, "Thank you for helping me, grenny. I don't want to be cool anymore. I could have been stuk in teh barel forever if I didn't lern sumthing for unce."

Grenny smiled and sed, "Good. I'm gled yu are gonna stop trying to be cool. Now get back to work. This farm ain't gonna farm itself."

So Aplejek nodded and went back to work. And from that day fawerd she actually lerned her lesson and never got stuck in any of the barels arund the farm agen. Except fer thet one cider barel she accidontly fell into becuz she wuz trying to keep Rainbew Darsh away from her hidden stash. But that wuz an accidont so it relly didnt count.

Rainbew Darsh wuz mad thet she couldn't have teh hidden drinkz and conplained about Aplejek hogging all of teh cider barels to herself as she flew away, up into teh clowds. She got banned from ciderfest two dayz later for illegal trespassing and drinking too many mugs of teh liquid wen no onez wuz paying attention.

The end.