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  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Mar
27th
2022

A Reminder That This is Objectively the Greatest MLP Fan Creation of All Time · 3:41am Mar 27th, 2022

This is quite indubitably the greatest My Little Pony fan creation of all time. A more perfect trinity of effort, quality, and shitpost cannot mathematically exist. That more know not of its existence is one of modern life's greatest tragedies. But now at least you do!

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This still makes more sense than Evangelion.

Third Impact has begun.

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I still need to watch it, preferably with increasing amounts of drugs The closer I get to this famous scene.

Somehow I've managed to stay pretty spoiler free other than knowing that shit completely hits the fan towards the end, but actually watching it will probably give a lot more context to the shit hitting the fan

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God granted the spark of creativity to immortal human, and we are blessed to witness the result.
5646565
How have you of all people not seen this masterpiece?

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it's weird, I honestly stopped keeping up with pony youtube videos like...

probably around season 7. :/

I disagree, I think this is the greatest MLP fan creation of all time.

5646527
Watch the original Eva with lots of drugs, watch the new movies while sober

The new ones are actually fairly coherent it's just that you have to be paying attention to pull the message out

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This is a god-tier YouTube poop, but I just don't feel it rises to the same level of art or dedication that evangelion parody does. To be clear I'm still very glad you showed me it I've never seen this one

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Honestly same TBH semicolon most of my knowledge of good Pony shitposting comes from the Facebook "My Little Pony: Friendshitposting is Magic" group

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