Just a bit of randomness to hopefully brighten up your day. There have been some interesting portents of the future in recent memory, so I thought I'd share them with you. To wit:

A local network has been airing re-runs of Avatar: the Last Airbender. Guess which episodes they aired on the 8th and 9th of November, the days we heard of Trump's election?

The Day of Black Sun, part 1 and 2.

Darkest day in the history of the Fire Nation, huh? Weird timing, that.

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And naturally I have an A+ in French. Because logic.

I'm also failing to study for my driver's permit, to complete all those commissions, and just to get anything productive done in general. So yeah, I'm basically a miserable failure.

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Question: who or what was she trying to foalsit?

Twilight: *bumps on someone* Oh! Sorry, Miss... Celestia?

???: Woah there, babe! I'm not exactly 'Celestia'. Well, I am but not the one you know.

Twilight: Er... What? What do you mean?

???: I am Celestia, babe, but not from your world. If you want to call me by another name to ease confusion, call me 'Suelestia'.

Twilight: Sue... lestia?

Suelestia: That's what the others in this pub call me.

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The good: I got a new phone today because my old one broke. It's pretty darn good. Also I had no school today and I took a two hour long bath. It made me break out in a rash (I'm allergic) but it was so worth it.

The bad: I lost someone close to me today and my body really hates me. Every time I blink the world lurches around me and if I'm standing up I fall over.

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What if the reason why Celestia and Luna "raise the Sun and Moon" is because the planet that they live on is orbiting a White Dwarf star, and was originally tidally locked? If that was so, then Celestia would have to "raise the sun", or in this case, force the planet to rotate using nothing but sheer magical strength.

But what about the moon, you ask?

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"You're always bored, Sketch."

Excuse you, I've had some fun this summer! In fact, the reason I got sunburned three weeks in a row (it's not a running gag thankfully) was because I went out to have some fun (and didn't bring sunscreen, sadly). And there's also that Disney Movie Marathon me and Marshmallow Wings are doing. As a matter of fact, here are some random thoughts on the first twenty that we watched through June:

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Only one question - where the hell people find this nobility in canon? Actual show, excluding Princesses, have, If I remember correctly, exactly four ponies who hold noble titles - Blueblood, Shining Armor and duke and duchess of Maretonia. That all. But fanfic full of corrupt nobility, Canterlot lords and ancient noble houses who often have more power that Celestia herself. Strange.

Is there anypony who would be able to do free story commissions?

Happy synthesizer, see how everything’s enjoyable?
I’ll play this one time melody to wipe away tears.
Don’t go pretending you are someone stronger than you really are.
Just be true and loyal to your feelings inside.
Although I have no other strength and I may still be weak inside.
But there is one thing that I surely can do.
With this electro-melody, even if it’s embarrassing.
With words straight from my soul, I send this to you.

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Cadence... rhythm.. beat...
Love.... heart...

Heartbeat!

I did say random! :)

The devil offered me one wish for my soul. I took that deal and boy was he mad when he realised I didn't have a soul already. Oh what that rocky? *insane gibberish comes from a rock* oh the wish. I wished for a taco. I was really hungry at the time.

Growing up, I was (and still am) a fan of the painter Bob Ross (rest his soul). So much to the fact that I've even done some paintings of my own using his painting technique. Anyway, I was browsing pintrest and happened to find a short comic with a pony that looks like Bob, teaching one of the fandom's favorite duos how to paint.

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When you manage to escape your scheduled circumcision but your doctor finds you anyway.

And the scary part is when he chases you.

But the best part is when you run away into the sunset and live happily ever after.

Good idea, inviting your friends to come hang out with you.
Bad idea, playing uno with the expectation of keeping a friendship.

Ahem!

😭🙃

Agent Wood.

So I have a nice cup of chai and I'm sitting here editing a chapter of a commission, and my mind's wandering a bit. It occurs to me that I don't post very much to my blog on fimfiction that isn't direct information about one of my stories or where I am working on a story either for myself or somepony else. So here's a different big block of text.

I have no interest in Star Wars, Pokemon, or modern PC gaming.

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Another Sabaton blog because why not