Random Idea of Randomness #1 · 6:15pm Aug 23rd, 2016
Twilight: *bumps on someone* Oh! Sorry, Miss... Celestia?
???: Woah there, babe! I'm not exactly 'Celestia'. Well, I am but not the one you know.
Twilight: Er... What? What do you mean?
???: I am Celestia, babe, but not from your world. If you want to call me by another name to ease confusion, call me 'Suelestia'.
Twilight: Sue... lestia?
Suelestia: That's what the others in this pub call me.
Twilight: Okay, so what is different between you and... my Celestia?
Suelestia: Well, babe, do you know of the event known as Nightmare Moon's Rebellion?
Twilight: Of course I do! Everypony does!
Suelestia: Your world had your Celestia using the Elements of Harmony to banish Nightmare Moon to the moon for a thousand years. Am I right, babe?
Twilight: Yeeeeees?
Suelestia: Well, babe, my world had the same event. But instead of using the Elements of Harmony to banish my sister, I took out my guitar and played such an awesome riff that Nightmare Moon turned back to Luna and we've been Sisters Best Friends Forever again! And then Equestria and its surroundings have been at peace forever and the world became an ideal perfect place! But do you know what goes on in a perfect world?
Twilight: Nnno?
Suelestia: Nothing! It's so booooooorrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnng!!!!!!!! There's absolutely no drama in my world and it's getting dull! That's why I visit other worlds, so I can entertain myself with some local drama!
Twilight: O... kay... I think I've got a... thingy to feed. So I have to leave. Bye!
Suelestia: Sure thing, babe. Oh, and you're kinda cute. Call me!
Inspired by Gower Quest, a very random and surreal quest in Runescape.
That was... random. Great now I'm picturing Surfer Dudelestia and Dandielestia
4168102 The idea came from this conversation (though not 100%).