All day they cooked, the baker-ponies in their field-ovens,
But the hooves gripping their ladles were covered in batter
And the hollow pits of the eye stared, vacant and starved,
Where luna's moonlight shone.

The hair-nets lay like blots on their thin manes,
The toque blanche splattered with powdered sugar and spice,
But they mixed the batter in the nests beneath the hill
As they had of old.

And the ovens glowed, and the mixing-machines, but there was no sound,

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Why did I write Futa Princest? Why? Feature Box brings the mean commenters! NO!

I'll be under the couch if you need me.

Me, hiding under couch with food supply, secretly glad people liked my story, but still not reading the comments.

In the near-future, I intend to write two Braeburn and Little Strongheart segments, one as a standalone fic (of the friendshipping variety, not the romantic variety) and a scene in another longer story. That in mind, I thought I'd talk a little bit about my thoughts on Over a Barrel. I'd like to solicit feedback on your thoughts as well. I'll likely incorporate some of what I hear into these scenes, so comments are definitely appreciated!

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22 Days left before a reindeer shits on your roof

(Sorry for being late on this guys...it's..been a bit tough for me lately..and I'm not talking about the episodes...more or less why I'm late on these past two advent calendar things is because I got into trouble with some people...I don't really want to talk about it though, just know that's the reason why I'm late to the party...)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrreetings everypony, and welcome back to Deconstruction is Magic, my Retrospective/Review/Analysis of every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic ever. We have quite an odd episode today, one that has a mixed reputation of early instalment wierdness within the fandom. It's Over a Barrel! Without wasting any more time, let's get on with the analysis! I am the Mage of Mind, reminding you, as always, that even a

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When the most nostalgic thing you can think of is the old PewDiePie.

Good job me.

For what it’s worth, the Mane Six are always ‘beautiful’ in this animation.

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*Five minutes of ranting later*

*Takes deep breaths* Sorry about that folks, I just needed a moment to compose myself. Anyways, Rainbow Dash is in the midst of coaching Pickle and Barley the basics of flight maneuvers. Which leads us to wonder how their training is coming about.

About as well as we expect.

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It's a month and six days now since I created my new category "Foal of the Moment" on my new and redesigned userpage. Time for an update, the very first one!

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You know, if you had asked me on Thursday what I'd be doing for the weekend, I could have guaranteed the answer wouldn't have included spending Friday night writing a story about bake-it-yourself sexual tutorials. Nor would it have included naming anything a Cupcanus. But guess who ended up doing exactly that?

Me. It was me. Feel free to be ashamed of me.

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I just thought I would post the latest version of this. It's still under development. I'm still not sure what I think regarding the overall quality, as I've gone back and forth on that matter this entire time. Anyone have any thoughts?

Time for Fluttercheer's Weekly Writing #2! This installment covers my writing from July 16th - July 29th, 2019! It's a shortened version of the long report on my Patreon. Pledge 5$ to read the report in its entirety and to get exlusive sneak peeks for two future stories!

The completion of "Aegis"

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Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel

One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.

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It has been a while since I’ve done a set of recommended story reviews.

Unlike my usual review sets, in these, I am drawing from stories that I put on my recommended and highly recommended lists before I started reviewing stories.

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23 more days before a fat fuck with diabetes comes down the chimney

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