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Captain_Hairball


"There was that whole weird thing with the horses." -- Craig Finn, "The Weekenders"

  • MAs Old as Your Omens
    The immortal sisters take solace in each other’s bodies. But Celestia’s joy isn’t complete — she wants a stallion, and she wants to be a mother again. Luna and the wonders of Equestrian magitech are ready to rise to the challenge.
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  • Friday
    Posting Fail

    I wanted to get three chapters up this week, and I only got one. Ah well. It's been a rough week. The thing is 90% written but it needs a lot of editing and TLC -- Time, Love, and... verb Conjugation?

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    1 comments · 35 views
  • Monday
    New PoS Chapter Up

    Lyra tries to make peace with Vindaloo. How do you think that goes?

    Chapter 7 is almost ready to go, too. Weds maybe? If I can get a third chapter up on Friday that's be aces.

    0 comments · 22 views
  • Sunday
    IMPORTANT EDIT to Foe — Pillars of Society.

    The segment reading:

    Lyra sighed. “All right fine. Cogsworth, forget what I told you. The buffalo willingly gave up their lands to make room for the ponies.”

    Now reads:

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    0 comments · 15 views
  • 6 days
    Pulling House of Horny Horses

    I'm not gonna finish it. Technical, non-emotion based sex is boring1, and I don't like having eternally incomplete stories2. Grab copies if you want 'em, I'm taking it down on Tuesday.

    I miss doing clop, tho. Gotta come out with something soon.

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    1 comments · 98 views
  • 1 week
    New Fallout: Equestria -- Pillars of Society Chapter Up

    A minigun! Power armor! Large explosions! Lots of shouting! Long conversations! Because I wrote this! I like writing dialogue!

    You know where to find it.

    0 comments · 14 views
Sep
11th
2017

Oh Shit Feature Box · 6:11pm Sep 11th, 2017

Why did I write Futa Princest? Why? Feature Box brings the mean commenters! NO!

I'll be under the couch if you need me.


Me, hiding under couch with food supply, secretly glad people liked my story, but still not reading the comments.

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Comments ( 9 )

LOL. Couldn't have chosen a more fitting screencap. :heart:

Why did I write Futa Princest? Why?

Why? Why?! Why do any of us write overly-kinky fetish smut?

Because we can, that's why!

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I have so many less popular fetishes, though! Like my prim pajama fetish! I need to get Starlight and Maud into some nice silky ones. Two-piece, so their tummies show. :rainbowwild:

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Author Interviewer

I hate that you sullied a great song by a great band with princest -.-;

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Yeah, but it's a song about sibling incest already and I think sad thoughts about poor Shiny and Twi's forbidden love every time I play it. :fluttercry:

I'm mean that's a pretty surface level interpretation of the song but it's what I want it to be I guess. :twilightsheepish:

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Author Interviewer

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it's a song about sibling incest already

...Now I hate you D:

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I mean, it's clealy a song about a totally normal complicated relationship and not about incest at all, and the mother they share is Mother Earth or something as implied in the video. That's the ticket. :pinkiehappy:

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Author Interviewer

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Now you're gonna make me write my Mother We Share songfic out of spite. >:|

4665612

DO IT!

You will be a gun, and it's me you'll come for. :twilightsheepish:

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