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Greetings denizens of Fimfiction! I am Paradigm Shift, reformed lurker extraordinaire. I’ve been a passive observer of this site for about a year now, so I know how most everything works. I know the bigshots, the hierarchy, the standards.

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Happy National Splash in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day!

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Which is a kinda odd holiday to have in January . . . up here, all our puddles are frozen. But anyway, on to the blog!

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Have you ever realized something that made you feel stupid, and suddenly unfitting music starts playing in your head? For example: you were looking for your phone but you realize that it's in your hand, and at that moment the fight theme from One Punch Man starts playing.

The survey seemed to work wonderfully. With a solid 75 votes it is a 60/40 percent split with permanent infestation taking the win. To everyone on the lo...not wining side, I do want to let you all know that there is a bit of a consolation. there is a good chance of more flowers being planted with some action therein related. My goal is to have the next chapter written by the end of the week with the story updating next weekend. I do apologize that things have slowed down a bit, the first three

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Freakin' hallucinations in the dark. They scare me to death. Fluttershy would call me a wuss.

Just promoting a group called Marvel Crossovers & stuff

I just realize I've published 10 stories...

I still have no idea what I'm doing...

First off, I apologize all, but I've done nothing since posting the last chapter.

Well, at least I'm... alive. Pretty sure. Yup, seem to be.

The night I posted I also accomplished one of my other long time goals.

"Get the shot, or get the flu." -CVS Pharmacy

Acquired: [1 Flu].

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About To Love a Pony: work continues.

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I've been putzing around for some time now - quite a few days, even - trying to think of a good thing to blog about. I know I should do something to at least let everyone know I'm alive, but the question has always been what exactly do I say? I'm normally a rather private person, and life is just kinda' normal.

In addition to saying how the chapter is coming I could talk about how I need to finish a giant packet of boring to have a chance at promotion.

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I forget what I was going to do here...

...

Sort of, but not really. First off, I've migrated to photobucket, so I'm pretty sure I can again dump all my random pictures on you nice folks.

Ummmmm...

Anyways, having been at the LoE panel at Bronycon, I was actually aware of happenings. You know what that means? Etherea going on adventures!

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What's the most inconsiderate and sadistic thing you've ever done/wanted to do?

I need to know so I know which of you creepy fuckers I need to block.

As for me, I want to erase all HiE fics from existence. That's bound to send thousands into a tizzy, but I don't care. They'll live.

(Blog is associated with a NSFW story)

Now that the dust has settled, I feel the strangest urge to douse you all in my thoughts. On what? I'm glad you didn't ask. Flitter Gets Caught, of course!

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This one's for you all who have sent me a pokes. (I'm so ticklish! [Stay away from me Biscuit!])

Where am I at? Well, so many authors talk about editors and prereaders. I've got one and he's a fine fellow. But he's just that: an editor. What he does is scan through what I've done and find minor edits so that the story is properly polished. I keep trying to snag him for revisions, but he's not biting.

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So, yesterday was fucking awful. The day itself was riddled with unfortunate happenings, which isn't a big deal, but towards the end of the day everything really plummeted.

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Note: If you take this post to its "logical conclusion" and act on it, I'll be forced to have my story's Luna pay you a visit. Capiche? Good.

One of my long term goals has always been to get my story into The Good HiE List. The exclusivity! The fame! The *cough* fortune! *cough* I even had a folder all picked out, so the only thing still missing was to actually have Alex end up in Equestria. (Spoiler alert...)

So...

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I saw a bookshelf addition pop up that made me sad the other day. And then angry, but mostly sad. (Okay, not that sad or angry, but I was suddenly motivated to plagiarize... well, you know.) So what's going on?

It's kinda' long, but it's Monty Python, (sneaky rhyme!) so deal with it. It's good for you!

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Happy Birthday Dad.

Here's to a year of College.

Here's to another interview.

To be honest, though. As amazing as my year has been, a lot of people have just been leaving lately for really stupid reasons. Let's not ruin this beautiful day month year by causing completely stupid drama for once please?

Here's some healthy cringe. Even I couldn't finish it.