Greetings · 7:28pm Jul 9th, 2016
Greetings denizens of Fimfiction! I am Paradigm Shift, reformed lurker extraordinaire. I’ve been a passive observer of this site for about a year now, so I know how most everything works. I know the bigshots, the hierarchy, the standards.
I’ve been planning my takeover of this website for a long time, and now all the pieces are finally in place. Comedy stories are my speciality. I’m typically known as a fucked up funny guy irl. Depending on who you ask. Humor is subjective. Especially my humor.
Anyway, first story should be up soon. Though, I suppose it’s kind of redundant saying that considering this post won’t attract any attention until after the story has been posted. Time perception on the internet is funny like that (the mustache gives weight to my foreshadowing, plus it makes me feel like I know what I'm doing).