What's the most inconsiderate and sadistic thing you've ever done/wanted to do?

I need to know so I know which of you creepy fuckers I need to block.

As for me, I want to erase all HiE fics from existence. That's bound to send thousands into a tizzy, but I don't care. They'll live.

So, yesterday was fucking awful. The day itself was riddled with unfortunate happenings, which isn't a big deal, but towards the end of the day everything really plummeted.

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Do you get the joke?

Thanks Grandpop!

So, let's say these medical professionals and advanced scientists made a drug that, when injected into your body, nullified dopamine sensors/nicotine receptors/what the fuck ever, thus temporarily eliminating one's craving for another drug they're taking, making it easier to break the addiction.

Basically, a drug that helps to stop addictions to other drugs.

Could it be possible to become addicted to this new, anti-drug drug? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

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Well, thanks to the power of me, they aren't!

So go click the link! And read that fic!

I'm what the Japanese would call a "shinnichi": Someone who takes a deep interest in any aspect of Japan—geography, music, food, etc (If I am correct, it literally means "pro-Japanese").

In my case, mine would be the culture and language. Three days ago I decided to take a drive down the long road of learning to speak, read and write Japanese. Unsurprisingly, I'm still working on writing in Hiragana, the traditional Japanese writing form.

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I should know because I'm trying my hoof at all three of those at once.

Why? Well, it's a funny story.

I was in lunch, doing what most 8th graders do during lunch: Sit with their friends and goof off rather than actually fucking eat. So, my friend (whom we'll just call Dan) was being really funny with nothing but a breadstick. I was laughing my ass off, and at one point Dan noticed and said, "Ha, Matthew's fucking dying over there!"

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Now, as to what video game, I've come to a rough decision. I'd like to write a CO with either a post-apocolyptic game (ie. BioShock), an open-world game (ie. Skyrim), or maybe a combination of both (ie. You know what this is.). Now, I'm not going to do any of the games I've mentioned, because all three have at least one crossover fic that's fairly renowned to holy-Jesus-in-my-butt popular.

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This might become a series of blogs while I'm in this school. Also, I have no clue how high schools generally work in America and how different FHS is, so I'm going to just explain shit like FHS has its own thing going.

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After watching a couple animes (which is something I rarely do), I'm gonna badly explain their synopses. Can you tell what the animus are?

Here goes!

Plot: The main character is in debt and has to pay it off by seducing teenage girls.
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club

Plot: To find out about her father's death, an underage girl must dress scantily in front of other people.
Anime: Kill la Kill

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I can't even call them glasses. They take up half my face and the lenses are half an inch thick. So I just call them "a two-litre Coke bottle with handlebars".

Ugh.

Until I get a new tablet, I don't have the means to alter my avatar.

So until then, it'll be a philosophy about spoopy scurry skellingtons.

The new chapter is finished and has been sent to my editor.

And what is that, you ask?

Write a story in under two hours.

Now go read it. Plz?

Trust me, it's not as gruesome as it sounds. I got top-row braces. According to Mister Orthodontist Guy I have a "class 2" overbite. And it's fucked up my teeth real bad.

They're not uncomfortable, but they make eating a living hell. I take one bite out of a sub sandwich and suddenly there's a wad of bread stuck in the metal wire.

Fuck.

Welp, better this than having a mouth full of Shere Khan's teeth. So I guess I should just...

Embrace it.

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I got myself a fedora.

And after looking at myself with it on, I realized that I looked like one of those shady but rich businessmen who are willing to destroy a civilization for the sake of entrepreneurship.

Yes.

A message from the honey badger himself:

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