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Apr
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2016

I Got New Glasses Yesterday. · 9:37pm Apr 18th, 2016

I can't even call them glasses. They take up half my face and the lenses are half an inch thick. So I just call them "a two-litre Coke bottle with handlebars".

Ugh.

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