I Got New Glasses Yesterday. · 9:37pm Apr 18th, 2016
I can't even call them glasses. They take up half my face and the lenses are half an inch thick. So I just call them "a two-litre Coke bottle with handlebars".
Ugh.
"If I was an oven creator, I would label the knobs 'FRONT' and 'BACK.' Not a tiny diagram of how to fuck yourself." ~Austin "Chef" Dickey
I can't even call them glasses. They take up half my face and the lenses are half an inch thick. So I just call them "a two-litre Coke bottle with handlebars".
Ugh.