Mar
28th
2016
I Got A Metal Wire Jammed Into My Face This Morning. · 9:10pm Mar 28th, 2016
Trust me, it's not as gruesome as it sounds. I got top-row braces. According to Mister Orthodontist Guy I have a "class 2" overbite. And it's fucked up my teeth real bad.
They're not uncomfortable, but they make eating a living hell. I take one bite out of a sub sandwich and suddenly there's a wad of bread stuck in the metal wire.
Fuck.
Welp, better this than having a mouth full of Shere Khan's teeth. So I guess I should just...
Embrace it.
(Please don't kill me. I have hopes and dreams.)
Ha lol
Oh, I'm sorry. I know how that feels! According to my Mister Orthodontist Guy I apparently also have an overbite, eating used to be my favorite thing to do...