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BlabideeblahMLP


"If I was an oven creator, I would label the knobs 'FRONT' and 'BACK.' Not a tiny diagram of how to fuck yourself." ~Austin "Chef" Dickey

Mar
24th
2017

TFW ObabScribbler reads your terrible story. · 11:12pm Mar 24th, 2017

*That's my story

It happened. Somehow. I've been blessed by one of the greats of Fimfiction.

Maybe I'll finally resume activity here for once.

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Jan
23rd
2017

You know what I just remembered? · 3:22am Jan 23rd, 2017

W00t.

Who the fuck remembers w00t?

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Jan
6th
2017

As A Believer in Spirituality, I Watched A Video Telling Me How To Connect With My Spirit Animal. · 2:58am Jan 6th, 2017

It worked.

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Dec
3rd
2016

Fun Little Game: What Do These 8 Men Have in Common? · 2:59am Dec 3rd, 2016

The answer is at the bottom, in spoilers.



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Nov
30th
2016

Question For All You Horror Buffs Out There. · 2:04am Nov 30th, 2016

In the Halloween series, did we ever find out why Michael Myers killed everyone he was connected to? There's got to be a reason, right? You don't just decide, "Imma kill my family k? K."

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Nov
27th
2016

When You Finally Find the Radio Station That Plays Only Your Favorite Type of Music: · 3:54am Nov 27th, 2016


Octane is a gift from a higher being.

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Nov
8th
2016

Every Day I'm More and More Certain... · 1:22am Nov 8th, 2016

... That somewhere out there in this great big world of ours, scientists are using genetic engineering to make tortoiseshell tomcats more common.

And honestly, I'm looking forward to that day of having an equal split of male and female calicos instead of all females. Mostly because I dig dudes more than chicks.

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Nov
2nd
2016

I Had A Case of Sleep Paralysis Last Night. · 10:24am Nov 2nd, 2016

It was really strange. I thought I was asleep at first, considering the hallucinations and thoughts I experienced were similar to that of a lucid nightmare I'd had a month or so ago, but I hadn't fallen asleep or woken up at any point, and during it all, I was completely unable to move.

It was pretty spooky. Shame Halloween's over.

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Oct
26th
2016

Random Blog Because I Want To Write But Can't Think of Shit. · 2:19am Oct 26th, 2016

So how about some Russian djent instead?

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Oct
22nd
2016

I Taught My Gym Classmates A Chant For When We Win: · 3:16pm Oct 22nd, 2016

I start it off.

"I say сука, you say блядь! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"We don't want our President! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"Блядь!"

*We then turn towards the enemy team* "Иди нахуй! Вы пизды! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"БЛЯДЬ!"

(If the one Russian kid in my school finds out, I'm screwed.)

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