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"If I was an oven creator, I would label the knobs 'FRONT' and 'BACK.' Not a tiny diagram of how to fuck yourself." ~Austin "Chef" Dickey

Oct
14th
2016

When You Literally ROFL: · 8:43pm Oct 14th, 2016

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Oct
14th
2016

I Suck At Getting Physical But I Need To Do Abdominal Exercises To Become A Better Screamer. · 7:34pm Oct 14th, 2016

So I'm looking in the mirror and going:

(Old meme is old.)

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Oct
9th
2016

Every Time Something Stops Being Relevant It's Like Everyone Literally Loses Their Memories of it. · 8:47pm Oct 9th, 2016

"Hey, everyone, who's up for some spaghetti? Nyeh heh heh!"

"...What?"

"You know. Papyrus!"

"Who?"

"From Undertale!"

"Never heard of it. Sounds dumb as fuck."

"Bitch, I watched you do all three runs!"

"Whatever."

It sucks.

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Oct
6th
2016

On A Lighter, Funnier Note: · 11:54pm Oct 6th, 2016

I managed to cut my hand using a tube of toothpaste today.

Don't ask. Not even I really know.

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Oct
6th
2016

I Thought About Killing Myself Today. · 7:29pm Oct 6th, 2016

It was just for a fleeting moment. For a split second, I wondered if anybody would ever like me for who I am and value me as a person, and if anyone would ever appreciate anything I have to say or do or offer to the world. I started thinking it's the only way for me to me to stop being an idiot and stop humiliating myself over and over every single day. For just an instant, I thought about it.

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Oct
5th
2016

Oh Also I've Been On This Site For 2 Years Now I Guess. · 12:18am Oct 5th, 2016

Sure doesn't feel that long. But cool. I've come far since then, if I do say so myself.

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Sep
27th
2016

Fun Fact About George Orwell's 1984: · 1:02am Sep 27th, 2016

In the 1956 film adaptation, a character in the story named O'Brien had his named changed to O'Connor. The reason for this is becuase O'Brien was the name of the man who played Winston Smith, the main character.

Just a funny factoid.

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Aug
29th
2016

The Choices I've Made. · 7:40pm Aug 29th, 2016

I live a good life. Really, I do. I have hobbies, go to a good, high-tech school, I'm surrounded by a loving family—I'm one step away from living the dream. But despite all my luxuries and all my comforts, I've still made the choice to get all fucked up.

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Aug
29th
2016

Fun Fact: · 6:41am Aug 29th, 2016

During the Cold War, there was an admiral in the Ukranian Navy named Украиня. Украиня is Russian for "Ukraine."

So you had a Ukranian named Admiral Ukraine.

Pretty sure he's the inspiration for Captain America.

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Aug
19th
2016

When You're A Disney Fan But Also Metal As Fuck: · 9:33pm Aug 19th, 2016

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