I have some news that will dismay/upset some of you, including my two buddies Irish_Cat and Irish_Cat. (Two people who share the same profile) My story, A Fearful Stroll Down Thunder's Lane, wil be on hiatus (or at least have super slow updates) while I a) pack Jo and get ready to I've in like a week, and b) work on two other stories that I'm crazy for writing down: Sign of the Tmes and Crimson-Eyed Outcast.

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I was feeling wise today, so I'm going to share with you my favorite quotes.

Sometimes, for whatever the reason, a bitch is gonna get slapped in the face by another bitch.

~Kevin Weinberg

Dare to chase your dreams!

~MegaTJ

IT'S NOT GOLD, IT'S BUTTER!!

~Adam Dahllberg

If I put my hands in my pockets, I'm gonna be arrested for carryin' concealed. Deadly. Weapons.

~Ernest P. Worrell

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My most viewed story has 84 whole views. 84 views! I know it seems like nothing, but it just feels great going going into a room of 84 people and have them go, "Hey! I read your story!" even of they hated it.

So, a big thank you to my readers, who are few in reality but many to me.

You know what must suck? Being Lightning Dust. Because she spent all her life working on her flying (probably hospitalized herself mor than once) to come out on top for whatever reason, (maybe because she was competitive, maybe she wanted to feel good about herself etc. etc.) and then Rainbow Dash sends her talent six feet under without even breaking a sweat.

Yeah. That sucks.

Okay, so we have this yearling named Lilly (used to call her Lilly the silly filly) and a couple of days ago, she entered her heat cycle, and she was just prancing around begging our horse Polo to have sex with her. Well, he couldn't, because he was a gelding.

Welp, after those thoughts got into my head, they wouldn't get out, and I just woke up sweaty from a horrible, HORRIBLE nightmare. You know what happened in the nightmare?

Lilly tried to rape me.

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Ikay, so the second-most recent member to join my group, The Wubbsers, is very weird. What I mena is, he changes his username ALL THE TIME. One day, I see "RainbowFactory Scootaloo", the next "Badass Sniper Fluttershy", and now it's "Lock Cake.". By the way, there are about 4-5 other usernames of his I can't remember, and I can tell its the sme guy because the most recently joined member of the group is still Dura.

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From looking at blogs by the Parasprite and Infinite Evil, I decided to read "How An Actual Human vs. Pony War Would Go". After reading it, I posted the following comment:

I'd like this story if I was on crack *pinkiehappy eponicon*

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I got a dislike on both of my stories at once...I have clearly gained a hater. *Hoof pump*

Hey guys. Just letting you know I'm moving in about a month, so I'm slowing down either a lot or barely till then. I'm not stopping, but moving takes a little work. Also, I have 2 History projects, so yeah...frak.

Read the title. Then read it again. Then read it again. Then read it again. Then read it again. Then read it...

*Twenty minutes of "Then Read it again"'s later*

Then read it again. Then read it again. Then read it again. Then read it again.