Feb
3rd
2016
I Now Believe In Coincidence. · 1:31am Feb 3rd, 2016
Why? Well, it's a funny story.
I was in lunch, doing what most 8th graders do during lunch: Sit with their friends and goof off rather than actually fucking eat. So, my friend (whom we'll just call Dan) was being really funny with nothing but a breadstick. I was laughing my ass off, and at one point Dan noticed and said, "Ha, Matthew's fucking dying over there!"
And I shit you not, folks, as soon as he said that, a piece of chicken went down my throat and started choking me, ergo I was actually fucking dying. I couldn't get the tiniest bit of oxygen into my lungs.
And honestly I couldn't believe I got it down and we all laughed it out immediately afterwards.
Majestic, right?
Eeyup.
You want some more coincidences?
Omigosh! Are you alright? I'm in the eighth grade, but that sounds really scary.
3729725 I'm totally fine. Like I said, I washed it down and somehow laughed it off with everyone else. I even took a dare to soak a bread bun in 4-5 packets of gross-tasting hot sauce and eat it.
I tell ya, it's a strange feeling, laughing hysterically and choking to death at the same time.
I'm in eighth grade too!
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Random fact #7:
Me and BlabideeblahMLP and in the same grade!
3729866 On it!