17 more days before you can into your neighbor's home and pretend you're Santa while being drunk from drinking too many beer bottles...

How does Pewdiepie have so many damn subscribers? Really, how?

Are thirty million people really that stupid?

What am I saying. Of course they are.

I regret writing Pewdiepie Saves Equestria, I really do. I was young and stupid, and now I'm slightly older and slightly less stupid. Slightly.

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Go ahead, let's do this! Not doing this for any meme going around, I just want you to ask me anything you want because... fuck it, I just want you to ask some questions. Is that too much to ask, dad?! I'll do my best to answer every single question you give me, but obviously there are some rules.

1. Any question regarding my true identity will be answered, but don't expect anything serious.
2. NSFW questions are allowed, but just try to make it non-offensive.

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we have a terrible situation. I forgot to make a blog post for the first 3 days hahaah. I will try to keep up for the rest of the month.
Status is that i watched POTC5 yesterday, today i'm going to eat mcdonalds, rainbow cookies from døgneren & vanialas from døgneren. WHILE watching pewdiepie impossible quiz (entire series) which will be good. my sister also works at mcdonadsl so thats great

BEGIN NOW!!!

In what order would you attend to the romantic needs of the Mane Six?

6. Twilight
5. Applejack
4. Rarity
3. Fluttershy
2. Rainbow Dash
1. Pinkie Pie

What's the silliest thing that you do when you're alone?

Fap.

Nah, just kidding. Usually, I practice my "Villain dialogue". It gets pretty dark at times, so I don't really want others hearing it.

Favourite cheese?

MARBLE!!!

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1: I created this account March 17th 2019
2: My first story i ever made was actually a story called 'The Pony Games'. I only made one chapter and i was planning to make another but i thought
it was stupid, deleted it and never looked back.
3: The third story i ever created (Scootaloo's Happiness) is my first ever story that made it to the public.

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For many years, the media is known for impacting the lives of ordinary people and that can be a good thing and a bad thing.

People can be deceived by what they see on movies and TV. Most commonly, the unrealistic ideal body standards that society expects those to have.

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You thought this was about Pewdiepie, didn’t you? No! It’s about me! Di-Nick! Clickbaity, bad pun, and bad news.

My harddrive died. Total loss.

Press F

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Hey everyone! I'm making a new story! But it most likely won't be out for a while. Plus, it isn't even at 1,000 words yet and it will have multiple chapters. So maybe i should make another while making this...

It was only a matter of time...

CONGRATULATIONS Lunastar2099! YOU DID IT!

Exactly what the title says. The story felt wrong so i deleted it without any regrets. Sorry to everyone who was waiting for it to come out.

Basic | Twilight Sparkle | 150 HP | Psychic Type

Pony Pokémon | 4' 0" (120 cm) | 100 lbs - 45.35 kg |

Attack 1: Magic Beam - 50 Damage
Cost: 1 Psychic energy card

Attack 2: Dear Princess Celestia - 120
Cost: 1 Electric energy card, 1 Psychic energy card and 1 Dragon energy card.

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When the most nostalgic thing you can think of is the old PewDiePie.

Good job me.

Hey everypony! MLPFan9000 here and I am making a new story! Perfect timing since my story 'After The Snap' has 15 likes (40.541%) and 22 dislikes (59.459%) so this is a perfect opportunity to get out of that beef! Bye!

My story was posted 3 hours and 27 minutes ago and only got 17 views that were not from me. How stupid.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 polar bears....with aids....terrible...terrible super aids...