You probably never would've guessed that I, a being born from chaos and lies, once knew love. But it's true. And the one I had loved had been the only thing that made sense in this confounding world. But she broke my heart, and left me to wallow in the abyss of rejection.

She called me a monster.

And I showed them just what a monster really is.

(A little piece inspired by...well, it was mainly inspired by Aviator's song "Monster", but seeing as that was based on the comic "Discordantly", I suppose that the comic deserves more credit.)

How did Deadpool get to Equestria? How is Discord involved? How come Pinkepie wants his mask? WHY DOES ZAP APPLES MAKE DEADPOOL SANE? How come Luna is back on the moon AND Why am I asking all this?

Well Because I can't think of a good Description!!

"Wade here. Read this story and OR I will find you and shoot you with my rabies infected hamster gun.
I WILL.. I'm watching you reader"

"Also This story better not make me look fat writer, or there will be HELL to pay.
And when I mean hell I mean I will make you watch My Little Pony"

Uh.. doesn't sound so bad

"..The 80's one"

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*writes*

"ENJOY!~!!!"

Applejack finds a strange visitor in her apple orchard one day, with even stranger stories to tell...
MLP/L4D2 crossover. My first story on FiMfiction.net! May add more tags as story progresses.
Credit for the image goes to brokencreation on DeviantArt.

On a beautiful Summer day, Twilight tries to help Spike realize that some fanfics would be pretty ridiculous if they were realistic.

Author's Note: Yes, this is based on the "If _____ Were Real" series that was originally created by Smosh. Please support their stuff. I did not make any of the fanfics that are mentioned in the story below and NO I do not dislike any of them!! (Except for "Cupcakes" and "Rainbow Factory".)

Smosh.com

If Movies Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QinQAhMxHtg

If Video Games Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bKoahtmcHY&feature=relmfu

If Cartoons Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APV5LnQvqFw&feature=relmfu

If Scary Movies Were Real:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxMHWP7I8os&feature=channel&list=UL

If Kids Shows Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYPEhFTdkA&feature=channel&list=UL

If Superheroes Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz45c3vNuIs&feature=channel&list=UL

If The Internet Was Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2P11pU3yo0&feature=channel&list=UL

If Movies Were Real 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D_xPnq6onE&feature=relmfu

If Holidays Were Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO2DSl6opEg&feature=channel&list=UL

If Video Games Were Real 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xiNaTXZV8&feature=channel&list=UL

Sometimes, when you've lost so much, when everything you do seems to come out wrong, and when you don't feel like anything but a failure, it can seem like there is no other option but to give up.

But when one pony feels so lost, so inconsolable, so forlorn, that she makes a life-changing decision that almost leaves her shattered forever, it is up to her friends to bring her back.

When you lose something that you can't replace, when you love someone but it goes to waste, and when the tears come streaming down your face, is there anyone who you can turn to...

...to fix you?

Twilight Sparkle: magician, scholar, bearer of the element Magic, and most of all, friend.
A bat, a book, and a bite can change so much of that, and bring darkness to her heart.
Can you keep your friendships when you might hurt those around you?
If you want to hurt them?
Bloodlust can bring an end.

The Gryphon Kingdom to the north has fallen to the corruption of a tyrannical Queen; forcing her nation into a war against Equestria. As the battle looks in their favor, Lightning spark--Leader of the 1st Pegasus Division--finds himself fighting not only gryphon's, but his own mind as he struggles with the loss of a close friend. Little does he know that the new recruit, Rainbow Dash, may be Equestria's only hope in stopping the war.

Most characters on the list, will come in slowly as the story goes on. Also, the (very sparse) romance doesn't pick up until around chapter 3.

image made by the amazing Hinoraito on DA.

With Pinkie Pie's brutal murder the whole of Equestria is on high alert. With no clues leading to who did it, it begins to look like Pinkie's killer will never be found.
Rainbow Dash begins to find herself loosing control both mentaly and physicaly. As Applejack tries to comfort Rainbow Dash. But she unintentionally becomes her next target.

In a world where Alicorns and immortal ponies rule the underworld and mortal ponies live on the surface without knowledge of the underworld, chaos rules silently in the background. One pony will soon change all that. a once powerful Alicorn, Twilight, ran away from her home after her sister, AppleJack, tried killing her. But now after thousands of years of hiding with the mortal ponies, AppleJack has found her and wants her back to steal her powers. But after finding an old friend, Spike, Twilight and Spike escape to further strengthen the rebellion and to find out the truth behind AppleJack's greed for power. Along the way, Spike and Twilight learn that love can be found in many forms...

-side note- this story is in P.o.V's, but I will show when each view changes:D and A.J , Twi, are alicorns in this. Also Fluttershy is a half Alicorn. All the characters look like ponies but walk and have the bodies of humans. Like they have the pony faces and horns and wings. They look like the cover pic.

Don't cry Derpy! I still love you! Either way, some constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.
How much does Dinky Hooves really know about her rather peculiar mother? What lies behind those winding eyes in that brain of hers? Was she always the mare of everyone's jokes? Or has fate been unkind to her?
And what about those muffins? Read on!