Charlie is dead. He is still dealing with this fact, but he's on the road to recovery. Of course, being in a land of talking ponies doesn't really help a man accept his own death, or in this case, undeath. Being a ghost is not easy, it's quite a bit of boring nothingness. At least, that was true, until one pony was suddenly able to see him.

Now he's got a new friend, but the whole ghost thing is still a pain.

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Featured 1/3/19!

It's December 24: Hearthswarming Eve. While most ponies are doing some last-minute shopping, or trying to get that last bit of work done before a glorious week off, the homeless of Manehattan are all scheming up ways to avoid the annual post-New Year's blizzard. Some will head south to warmer climates. Some will rely on the kindness of others. But Lima Bean?

Lima Bean has a foolproof plan all her own.

(Cover art done by the always amazing TJ Pones! If you don't follow him, you should!)

(Inspired by The Cop and the Anthem by William Porter, with additional inspiration derived from Red Skelton's portrayal.)

Featured on December 15, 2018! Many thanks to those of you who read it to give me my first feature!

Existence is pain. Blame Shadowninjaman for my insanity in trying to re-write this. Please search for the non-old and cancelled version. Because I repeat, I'm insane. And so is he for managing to convince me.

Note: It's not up yet. Kinda jumped the gun here, but meh, enjoy this remnant I suppose!

Jack came to Equestria.

Unfortunately for Jack he came to Equestria tens of thousands of feet above the ground.

Jack very promptly died in Equestria.

This is how falling works.

A thousand years ago, Princess Celestia banished her sister to the moon, that much we know. What wasn’t known, and what Celestia kept secret was that before her banishment, Luna had given birth to a foal. Now a thousand years later, as Nightmare returns to Equestria to bring about Eternal Night.

Twilight Sparkle, protege of Princess Celestia, struggles against the tyranny of this ancient foe. But how will she be able to save herself and her friends when the truth of this ancient legend crashes down upon her? Twilight will have to confront herself...and her heritage.

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I had originally unpublished this and didn't plan to come back to MLP fanfiction. However, by request, I am at least making it public again. This story is dead! Sorry!

Do you ever have those days where you nearly die and are teleported to a far away land full of horses? Didn't think so. Unfortunately for me, my repertoire of bizarre experiences is only growing bigger by the minute.

Now it's time for me to learn how to survive in a world that I don't know the first thing about.

If only it didn't feel like I was going insane.

Twilight is dead. Hello, my name is Twilight, but I'm not the pony you are thinking of. Twilight is dead. In fact, I've never been a pony for as far back as I can remember. Twilight is dead. I'm not sure who I am. Twilight lives.

I am Twilight.

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I did get a fair bit of inspiration from axelsempai's My Twilight Facade in terms of setup, but don't worry. This story is going to be way different.

When Twilight is stolen from her home, fate intervenes and brings her straight to her destiny. After growing up sheltered and loved by the spirits of the Tree of Harmony, Twilight will grow into her place in Equestria like never before while she searches for the family that raised her and gets to know the one she's lost.

(Unapologetically OP Twilight, if you’re going to nitpick that point then you are welcome to leave at any time.)

Twilight isn't having a very good day. An experimental spell blew up in her face, an army of changelings is attacking Canterlot, and she just died. Yet somehow, it looks like it's going to keep going downhill from here.

Given the chance to correct what's gone wrong, Twilight swears she's going to fix all this even if it kills her. Which it will. Frequently.

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My name is Theos Sammunds. I am the shadow to the Princess Who's Title Will Forever Be Debated. As in I'm the vampony version of her, and sharing a body with her. Interesting stuff. Maybe. Now we have to deal with all sorts of beasts that I either thought were mythological, she thought were mythological, or she knows all about.

Will add tags as need be. Please tell me if I'm missing any. Any feedback will be appreciated, as long as it's not straight up hate without reason.

This started as a RP between myself and Nihatclodra, but soon took a life of its own... so we decided to see where it would take us

7/13/2016: THe cover art is provided by the awesome mix-up! Thanks for the great cover! Here's his FiMfic account and here's his devientart account!

A Sadistic Mama's Boy and a Highly-Amused Master Manipulator find themselves as foals in Equestria... This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. Good thing it's the beginning of a hilarious joke then, eh?

Come, watch as these Man-foals fuck with the whole of Equestria.

Come, see as Hilarity ensues around them.

Come, read what these two authors write without thinking whilst somehow making a good story.

Come, join the Co-Conspirators in alleviating their Boredom.