Being a successful author, especially when you don't want anypony to know who you are, can be a lot of work. When she moved to Ponyville calling herself Page Turner, she was so convinced she had finally found somewhere nice and peaceful to keep working while running a small book store. Unfortunately, a certain purple unicorn moving to town means nothing can ever be so simple.

Includes: Sarcasm, Lovecraftian influences, and observing the events of the show from the perspective of somepony just trying to live their life.

Updates on Tuesday and Friday

Edit: Rewrote Chapters 1 and 2 to feel more up to par with the rest of the story.

The planet of Chikyu is pretty odd, from an outsider perspective. There are anthromorphic sapients of every stripe and sort, the world president is a dog, its greatest warriors are alien monkeys, the average IQ (outside genius scientists or children) is somewhere below 50, and magic orbs raise the dead. How much difference would adding a pony that barely talks really make?
...quite a lot, apparently. Just ask Mr. Popo...if you dare.
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Dragon Ball Z Abridged crossover
Edit: Cover art by CaioCoia.
On DA: https://www.deviantart.com/caiocoia

It was not that long ago when you first came to Equestria. You like it there, but even under the kind and friendly patronage of Princess Luna, you cannot seem to rid yourself of your age-old self-doubts and disdain of your past.

Noticing your plight, Luna decides to help you with that.

Twilight Sparkle is a curious mare, always studying, always learning. As she gets older it is only natural that she becomes interested in sex and sexuality. To help her study the subject of pet play she approaches the wisest mare she knows, and one she trusts as much as she trusts her own family.

Princess Celestia

A note: The story was tagged as it is, after consulting with story approvers. There is no actual sexual contact in this story. Re-tagged with the new Fetish tag.

Featured! O Frabjous day! Calloh, callay!
Thank you very much for bringing a smile to an old pone's heart.

A magic catastrophe leaves Rarity frazzled. That's the only reason she's acting odd around Twilight. Right?

....Right.

I blame Cake Eater.

This story is a sequel to The Struggles of Running a Book Store

Arcanica, once in denial, has come to fully embrace her destiny as the Herald to the Outer Beings, with all the weirdness and annoyances that entails. Her best friends and fellow Elements have her back and are ready to help her at a moment's notice. But it's not all fun and games when dealing with the problems of Demon Gods.
The Prophecy is still in effect, and the Gods are watching Equestria more closely than ever before as forces both old and new stir. How will the Herald face these unknown struggles? Will her friends be able to retain their sanity? And just how is she supposed to juggle her two jobs with all this hero work?!

This story is a sequel to Robot Pony

This is an important public service announcement from the Equestrian government. Rednecks have been reported in your area. Read below for signs to identify them.

This story is a sequel to Here Kitty Kitty!

All work and no play does not make for a fun weekend. So Buttercup & Cookie Crumble arrange a playdate for their little girls. Should work out fine...right?

This story takes place during Friendship is Magic season 6 and the day before the Equestria Girls set off for Camp Everfree.

It’s the last day of term and Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna are kicking back for a few hours peace after a stressful school year.

Suddenly there’s a ring at the doorbell, but they don’t have a doorbell.

Who has come to see them, and why?

Bringing her pet cat home from the vet was always a hassle as Opal never liked visiting the vet and was always a cranky kitten after getting her check up.

So it was no surprise that when she gets teased by annoying woodland creatures that she would get lost in a tree and then refuse to come down as Rarity yelled out to her. What is a posh little girl to do? Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood cowgirl is here!

My first Rarijack Fic! Like, comment follow and enjoy! ^_^