Seeing Raditz shift in stance, Piccolo reached up and grabbed his turban. "Well, it looks like diplomacy has run its course, thank goodness," he growled, tossing the turban aside where it landed with a heavy thud.
"Piccolo?" Goku asked in surprise. "You wear weighted training gear, too?"
"No Goku," Piccolo answered with heavy sarcasm in his voice as he dropped his cape, which landed with an even heavier thud. "I just love to get naked when I'm around you."
Gohan and Big Mac couldn't see Raditz' expression at this point, and for some reason the speakers started to malfunction. As a result, they weren't able to hear the rest of the conversation as Goku shed his overshirt and boots. On top of that, when they actually started to fight, their movements were too fast for Gohan or Big Mac to follow, leading to a rather uninteresting spectacle with only a few highlights...like when Raditz fired off energy blasts, leaving Piccolo minus an arm.
After that, Goku started fighting Raditz solo while Big Mac felt energy focusing within Piccolo's body. He raised an eyebrow when he saw that Raditz froze up when Goku grabbed his tail...only to exhale a frustrated groan alongside Gohan when Goku let it go and promptly got kicked in the face...especially when it then happened a second time, leaving Goku flat on his back.
While Big Mac was able to view this with equanimity, Gohan...wasn't. As Raditz proceeded to drive his foot into Goku's chest repeatedly, Gohan's face twisted into a wrathful expression and energy seemed to gather around his body. Big Mac moved as far back as he could in the pod to avoid the coming explosion as the pod itself started to crack and pull apart from the force of Gohan's rage.
"Stop beating up my Daddy!" he screamed out as he burst violently from the pod and flew headfirst right at Raditz.
"No, my space pod!" Raditz called out in shock as the pod exploded, only to collapse around his solar plexus as Gohan slammed there head first, minus his hat. "Augggh! My space armor!"
"We get it!" Piccolo called out waspishly. "You're from space!"
Big Mac clambered out of the wreckage of the pod unharmed, making his way over to where Gohan had fallen near Goku, his rage fading as he saw Goku wasn't being 'beaten up' anymore. And then Raditz was standing over a frightened Gohan with his fist raised.
"Uncle Raditz is pissed!" he roared out as he swung his fist down.
"Nnnnope!" Big Mac snapped out as he spun around between them, lifted his hind legs, and struck out at the most convenient target.
Raditz let out a pained grunt as he soared back to crash land in a nearby bush that had miraculously avoided damage until then. "My...space balls..."
"...I don't see a flamethrower anywhere..." Goku complained as he struggled to move. "Ow..."
With a groan, Raditz got to his feet. "I have no idea what he's referencing anymore...and I honestly don't care. Killing him, crushing the Namekian, eating the pony, then figuring out what to do with the brat!"
Gohan quickly moved to between Big Mac and Raditz. "Don't eat my brother!" he insisted angrily.
Raditz simply glared at the pair. "I am so done with this," he declared as he lifted one hand, energy gathering in his palm. "Double-"
"Full nelson!" Goku called out, coming up behind Raditz and getting him in said hold.
"Special Beam Cannon!" Piccolo called out, sending a spiraling beam of energy straight at the pair...just as Goku started to lean back to try and slam Raditz' head into the ground. As a result, the beam punched through Raditz' lower abdomen...and Goku's chest.
Goku fell to the ground, dead as the beam had completely destroyed several significant internal organs. Raditz fell to the ground in intense pain, doing his best to hold the wound closed. "So...much...pain!" Raditz started to gasp out. "Where's the shock when you need it?" He slumped back, struggling to just maintain breathing.
Big Mac held Gohan back as he wanted to run forward, not wanting him to see the big hole in his chest, as that would not be good for him. Others arrived at that point, and Big Mac hoped someone would take care of things so he could figure out what was going on.
To his surprise, Piccolo caused his arm to grow back through sheer force of will...and then promptly seized himself and Gohan and flew off. Big Mac wondered if this was going to become a regular thing, and if so if he should try and demand snacks or an in-flight movie...or possibly frequent flier benefits.
You never cease to amaze me. This is great.
Judging from how much flying goes on throughout the course of the series... he's going to be gaining a lot of them.
Okay, I think you just resumed the battle of them in one chapter? And then you are planning to continue to focus on the other chapters?
I think we all want our Spaceballs the Flamethrower.
The next word Big Mac learns should be "Dodge"
Does he mean the movie, or something else?
Piccolo: Hate to break it to you kid, but your dad's dead!
Gohan: -crying-
Big Mac: -kicks Piccolo in the groin-
Piccolo: Nice try! But I don't have a penis! ...That sounded so much better in my head.
You and me both. Still, you were doing better than me, I lost somewhere around the third paragraph.
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I can imagine the three of them crying because their daddies were dead. LOL
Typo, summary:
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Answer: YES
Also, this?
(Distant Nappa: I get it!)
"Hey, Nappa, let's head to Earth."
"Ballin'."
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Piccolo: -regretting choice of words-
Big Mac: -kicks Piccolo in the kneecap-
Piccolo: -screams in pain- That doesn't bend that way!
Well shit. There goes the planet.
In all fairness, there isn't much you could do with this that wasn't reiterating the TFS jokes, and, well, DBZA is still up (for now). So, kudos anyway.
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Well, with what's happening with the official dub, TFS is now considered better.
HAHAHAHA! Space Balls lol
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They can join the "PMSers" from Sunset Shimmer is Mad About Everything story.
Big Mac-
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Weighted armor? How quaint. How much does it weigh?
100 kilo.... *Freeza smiles* That concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?
Sorry if I've asked this already, but are you aware of MasakoX's what-if series? I know one of the themes of your series is to interject a bit more rationality into situations, which MasakoX also does with these different scenarios. It's probably too late for a lot of the good scenarios, but it might still be cool to check him out for some other ideas.
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...you didn't notice that Piccolo's attack hit Raditz at a different angle from canon?
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Apparently I didn't. Neat.
(what I see happening in the future in cell waiting bits)
Cell: (is board out off his mind then senses a pair of new energies) hmmmm??
Deadpool: Hi. you're the creep called Cell right?? if so then this will be a fun 'bring you're daughter to work day' ever.
Cristeles: I know right daddy?? this will be so fun that I really want to see how this guy will taste.
Cell: (rises an eye brow) Come again???
Deadpool: Oh its nothing you need to worry about Cell boy. jest get ready to die quickly.
Cristeles: Yeah. & nothing but a call from uncle fuzzy will stop us.
Cell: (sighs) Look I know how this goes. you two will try to kill me. I blast you both to the near by mountain thinking I killed you. you both come back. wash rinse repeat.
Deadpool: (is sitting on Cell's severed arms) Hmmmm. yeah I can see that being a viscos cycle but hey. what's life without knowing. am I right sweetie?
Cristeles: so true daddy. besides. if he dose regrow like they say then that means I have an endless supply of crazy meat.
Cell: What?!? How did...?!? Aaaargh!!! well I hope you're ready for the first painful flight through a mountain!!
Deadpool: oh shut up & get ready to fight. (cellphone goes off) Oh for the love of!! can you wait a sec please? (answers)
Uncle Fuzzy: Deadpool where the hell are you?!?! Gene jest went Pheonix on us & we need back up now!!!
Deadpool: all right all right already. geez. me crys will be there soon. man. its like once a month with here at this point.
Cristeles: Ha! period joke. those are the most funny.
Deadpool: (puts cellphone away) Well looks like we're needed else where. but it's still the fun day for us.
Cristeles: (pops up above screen over Cell) nom! (bits off Cell's head in one go)
Cell: (headless) Ghaa!! I hope you both burn in this Pheonix stuff so I won't have to deal with you again!!!
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Devil Artemis would like to know your location.
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I had to reread that. A few times.
King Vegita: My movie, my son, or my balls?
Messenger: YES.
King Vegita: *Vaporizes Messenger* $marta$$.
You know Wall Ball? I’m getting an image of Piccolo and Big Mac shouting “Dodge!” while kicking Gohan towards a nearby wall.
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I think I can see all the other story cameos that can be spawn from this.
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Ikr.
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& I should care why??
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...you literally made a Devil Artemis “Cell VS” joke and I was making the “___ wants to know your location” joke.
Can you seriously not put two and two together???
EDIT: And it’s Chrysalis. Like the butterfly cocoon or Queen Chrysalis.
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Oh......... sorry.
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Hey, it’s fine. I reread my response and I believe I was a wee bit harsh. My bad, I’m sorry.
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still I'm sorry for not understanding.