Now this is a story all about how
Our lives got flipped, turned upside down.
And now we'd like to take a minute, so don't be ill.
We'll tell you how we made it into a town called Ponyville.

A short-short for all of us who love HiE and don't think things through.

Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.

Now with cover image by Madmax! http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3595/theyaretheworst.png
Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/No-servir-a-estos-ponis-999961442

Audiobook: https://youtu.be/W8W0xxVHtmI

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right?

So what else could this mean?

An idea created due to Flutterpriest's magnum opus, "Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants".

They came suddenly and without warning. They wanted us to boop them. We must resist.

The art is by neuro if anyone was wondering.

The nightmares started… Twilight can’t remember just when. But they’ve gotten worse and worse, and why won’t Luna help? Now they’ve even stopped bothering her! That scares her more than any nightmare ever did, but that strange voice in her head helps. It makes sense of the dreams, explains to her how the magic can do anything.

If Luna did start all this… she’ll soon regret it.

Cover art by Ruirik

Thanks to GaPJaxie, Corejo, and PresentPerfect, who read over various portions and incarnations of previous drafts. And to Vimbert the Unimpressive, a big reason I wrote this story.

After Pony Magazine declares Twilight Sparkle to be the most eligible bachelorette in all of Equestria, Twilight finds herself buried under a veritable mountain of bouquets and love letters from all corners of the country. Enlisting her friends to separate the chaff from the wheat, each of them try to find a letter from an admirer who might be worthy of Twilight.

But the others are skeptical of Rainbow Dash's choice - a hastily written poem that came with a messy bouquet that somepony hoof-picked and threw together at the last minute. There's no way something like that could have come from a pony worthy of Twilight's love, right?

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach

After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

Reading by Wolf newman.

This story is a sequel to How's This For A Stinging Sensation?

Princess Celestia encounters a cockroach after making her breakfast. Naturally, she handles the situation like most ponies would.

Reading by Wolf newman.

Reading by LazerPewPew.

Reading by Lead Bread.

Reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade.

Cover art also courtesy of Wolf newman.

How does Celestia deal with a new Alicorn dropping into town every week? Well obviously a procedure must be developed to take care of the issue appropriately. (one shot)

Caution: Contains Parody (and nuts). If you are insulted by the contents of this package, we guarantee double your bits back or a set of Lions tickets. Actual mileage may vary. Contents may settle during shipping. Contains no shipping. Also contains no clop, or other things that small children or college students should be prevented from reading. In the event of a laughter event lasting more than four hours, consult a comedian. No animals were harmed in the creation of this parody. (other than spiders, and nopony cares about them anyway). Et Cetera. Pro Patria Mori. Carpe Carp.

Confession: I've been working on a multi-chapter monster called Memiri Star for a week or so, and the pressure of avoiding all the standard tropes just built up until I had to write it down. There are no spoilers or links to any of my other writing in here. Feel free to "top" me on this one

This story is a sequel to Necromancy and You: An Idiot's Guide

After accidentally summoning a demon from Tartarus by using the wrong kind of olive oil, all Twilight wants to do now is relax with her close friend Starlight whilst attempting to bowl. Nothing wrong with that, right?

I mean, they have plenty to talk about, like how Starlight destroyed Equestria... Several... Times...

This is going to be a long day.