After Spike (begrudgingly) helps out Apple Bloom on the farm, she misinterprets his act of friendliness as an act of love. Apple Bloom quickly develops feelings for Spike, much to his chagrin, and begins going to great lengths to win his heart. How long will it be until Spike finally snaps?

Told in an episodic format. Meaning, it will be following an intro and three "acts."

After an unfortunate incident, Rarity has to live with a new set of metal limbs but her life only goes more and more downhill afterward.

With the mad mare she threatens to become, it is up to one of her friends to stop her, if not save her from the venomous new her.

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My final candidate for my cancelled stories. I admit, the ending could have been done better and explanations given deeper. Well, the over all story could have been a lot longer... But this story has been sitting around since July of 2012.
Cover art made by drakeybaby

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart.
These are the five elements needed to summon the environment's greatest champion: Captain Planet.

When Twilight Sparkle decides to summon this hero to aid in her cause, she didn't count on one teensy hiccup: he appears to suffer a mild case of hippophobia, a fear of equines.

Will hilarity ensue? Or am I just not funny. You, dear reader, are about to find out.

When Diamond Tiara drinks an unusual drink, she grows into a giant and goes around stealing all of Ponyville's stuff. Can the Mane 6 and CMC stop her before she hoards everything?

This fic is unrelated to my previous work.

Special Thanks to: Posey, shoboni, darkabomination, Cosmic Afro, MrMinimii and Jetto for ideas and proofreading. And to khorme for letting me use his image as the cover image. (and for inspiring me with said image.)

Frank Horrigan is the Enclave's finest instrument of warfare and the best soldier they've ever had. Known to all as a "genetically engineered cyborg psycho total homicidal maniac", and a kind of "ultra super mutant in power armor". Having been witnessed laughing off plasma rifle fire, and punching deathclaws and armored humans in half, he is one of the deadliest entities to have walked the Wasteland.

Killed by the Chosen One, the Enclave Oil Rig sinks to the bottom of the ocean in a nuclear explosion. But this isn't the end of Frank's adventures. Out of all the odds, he ends up in Equestria of all places. One of the most despicable monsters of the Wasteland in a magical land full of friendship and sunshines. Yeah, this will end well.

At the end of each chapter, Frank will make a Karma Decision. You vote for either the Good, Neutral or Bad decision in the comments for what he does the next chapter. Vote wisely!

Thanks to my super awesome proof readers ArmedBrony, Eldorado and Shadowflash, all kickass dudes that can comprehend my writing! A rare skill indeed.

"Dear Princess Celestia... I hate you oh so much. Words cannot even begin to describe my contempt for your very being, but a letter will have to do."

Twilight writes an extra special letter to the princess after binge drinking for hours on end. The letter isn't about a lesson of the true meaning of friendship as the princess had come to expect. Nope, more along the lines of drunkard ranting and a copious amount of angst. Let's read it now, shall we?

Warning: Adult language.

Thanks to TheFIMguru and Mr101 for editing!

After purchasing a pin-up calender for a nature fundraiser, Fluttershy develops a crush on one of its subjects. They're just so subdued, so elegant, and yet still so confident and charismatic... They're everything Fluttershy is and everything she is not in one beautiful package.

When Twilight "offers" to introduce the two, it seems like a dream come true. After all, this is destiny; they're a perfect match, meant to be together.

What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by "Pictures of Lily" by The Who.

Editing and prereading by Adjudicator, MidnightRambler, Sereg, and MetaFour, all of whom are awesome.

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ObabScribbler has done a dramatic reading of this story! Find it right over here.

At Celestia's behest, Twilight Sparkle arrives in Ponyville to prepare for the Summer Sun Celebration, and potentially the return of Nightmare Moon.

Her preparations will be anything but easy. The stallions in charge of the festivities all seem to have taken a "romantic" interest in her, and every one of them is terrible at flirting. Really terrible. Really.

T for innuendo/creepy behavior. Thanks to Sereg for prereading and to Midnight Rambler for helping with the first draft song sequence. Thanks to Posey, Jetto, Blank!, and Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi for editing (Plus three other anons who didn't give me their fimfic names). Especial thanks to whatmustido and ocalhoun for nitpicking the hell out of this mess.

All-mare version
All-stallion version
Stallion Twilight/mare main five version
The password for the FIMfic versions is: TUSH
(Every version is essentially identical, save character gender. Comments are enabled on the Gdocs if you notice any typos )

Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.

I thought this was my first story rated 'everyone', but it isn't. It kind of is though? Anyway.

Lyra comes home one evening and tells Bon Bon the most ridiculous thing ever: That she saw a human on the edge of the Everfree Forest. A story ensues.

This was a quick 30 minute write up of an idea that came to mind a few days ago that just would not leave me alone. It is not meant to be taken serious in any way, mostly a little bit of darker humor that hopefully will bring a laugh or two to your day.