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REDMAMBA


Just a skinny white guy from Montana, I think ponies and guns are the best inventions in life.

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    Created by REDMAMBA
    - April, 2016
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This story is a sequel to If You Came to Conquer


Princess Nightmare Moon had tried to keep it secret. She had suppressed her power, feigned ignorance, played the outdated fool at every opportunity. She should have known that something like this would happen. A threat that would reveal her, whether she played dumb or not.

If she had to reveal herself, then at least she could protect Equestria in the process. She nocked the arrow. The bow felt so flimsy, but she could not risk him absorbing a spell. She laced magic across the arrow and the string and the air, enough to make it fly faster and aim smoother. She sighted him easily; Tirek was a large target. Now he only had to turn around. An arrow to the spine would kill him simply and instantly, no matter how much magic he had absorbed.

Once he was dead, the hard part would come: explaining herself to Celestia.


Prereading thanks; Meta Four, Blank!, Yami Vizzini, and especially Craine

Russian translation by Doof
Chinese Translation by Dreams Set Free

Comments contain spoilers.

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Navy Seal Sniper teleported into Equestria by unknown methods and is found by none other than Luna the Princess of Night herself when she goes in her bedroom. She finds our hero bleeding but thinks to keep him hidden. Will Luna find love in our hero? Will our hero find love in the Princess of Night? How will Lance deal with the wrath of Celestia? How will the wedding be saved by our hero? WHY AM I ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS? WAIT!?!? I am not giving the answer to you read and find out yourself lazypants.

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The mane six really love Anon, but he just doesn't seem to get it. Join them in their journey as they each try to win him over.
U-Um... Anon is... Well... Oh my...
He's a really great guy. I wouldn't mind having him as my lab assistant for life.
Nonny's the best! I love spending my time with him!
Anonymous has this sort of "flair" he brings about whenever he comes near. It's extremely enticing.
Yeah, I mean, Anon's like my best friend. Would be pretty cool if he were more though...
Anon's amazin'. So much that I actually kinda get erm... Well it feels like I got the creepy crawlies in mah stomach.

But why won't he notice me?

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They used us, They destroyed our home, our family and friends, burned in the fires of war and greed. I'm Excalibur and unlike most, me and my team hunt down relics of the Orokin.

But after one mission almost killed me and stranded me on a planet from the distant past. I need to become the hero again. But I'll soon learn what it feels to have friends again and maybe even more.

But I don't know if I'm ready to forget the past and I don't think the past is ready to forget me. This is my story of how a group of idiots saved the world from utter chaos.


NOTE:
this story will take longer for updates due to my priorities being set on the Main Story's progression.
this also does not tie in with the main story in anyway besides from a few short appearances.

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

Also the cover art was something I found on the internet I only added the name.

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Someone in the human world has accused Twilight Sparkle of plagiarism. She goes on CNN to clear her name.

Featuring the unspeakably sexy Anderson Cooper!

Cover art borrowed from Pixel Kitties with permission.

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