Judging by the comments, I don't think people are really getting Twilight for President. I thought I was pretty heavy handed, but I can't necessarily blame them -- I did seriously spend about three hours on that thing including revisions. My crudest clop story is more carefully crafted. I wanted to be topical, but I think that might've been a mistake? I don't regret the exposure, but I'm not sure I really communicated.

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Will just be an extended lecture by Twilight about the difference between authorial voice and character voice.

Also my interpretation of Twilight wants me to tell you that she's generally not horrifyingly sexist. Just in that one story, thanks.

It's starting to get a little scary in there. I REALLY try to respond to reader comments, but the number of them is starting to challenge me. And the content is getting... dicey. Not ugly yet, but dicey.

Honestly I'm surprised it's taking this long to get truly ugly. But at some point, I'm just going to stop looking at them.

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What? How did this happen? I spent only three hours on that story. Three hours. And it is in the feature box. I am not emotionally prepared for this. I'll be under the couch if you need me.