When April Fools' Day comes, the greatest force of 'discord' is released without restraint or care. Why? Because it's Discord's birthday of course! A time of the year for chaos to rain down from the grass and into the bricks in the sky. That's how it is and how it will always be. But... Discord would never be above sharing the fun...

Disclaimer: I own no songs used. Just the redone lyrics if you have to give me anything.

A very large bit of the story is done in song from famed and other annoying musicals. Have fun.

Companion piece to Know Your Mare, The True Meaning of Easter, and Clop on the Ground.

WARNING: Names have been altered to protect the innocent. For the convenience of our anonymous confessors, we have turned out all the lights and have altered their voice.

Confessions are to be told in confidence... Without anyone else being around to hear them. It's a way of getting something off your chest... Too bad confessions make for good comedy.

"We deal with all kinds of ponies here. From crazy, to just a pony wanting to find someone to tell a story to. We listen... Then sell the tapes. It's a dirty business, but it's OUR business to sell their business. It's a business-business."

Primarily told in alternating POVs.

(Humanized Characters)

An average morning came across Sweet Apple Acres with a not so usual surprise waiting for Applejack in the orchard. She would ask what happened, and she would be dying to know how it did; but, some things when you just see it are better if you just don't ask. This? This is one of those times.

One-Shot.

This story is a sequel to Luna makes toast.

Princess Luna embarks on the ever important quest to find friends. Not friends for her, but friends for her dear friend Pipsqueak. It's a long task, but you have to weed out the weak to find good, true friends. Friends that would already know what to do if you so happen to have fallen down a well. THIS ARE THE QUESTIONS A TRUE FRIEND SHOULD KNOW AND HAVE ANSWERS TO!

Sunset Shimmer loans Pinkie Pie a thumb drive.

Except that it's the wrong thumb drive. And that it contains exactly what you'd expect to find in the wrong thumb drive to loan away.

Rated Teen and Sex for discussions of pornography and self-love.

At a tea party with all of her friends, Fluttershy returns from the kitchen to find her beloved Angel Bunny dead on the floor. Obviously, one of her friends must've been the culprit. That leaves Fluttershy wondering one very important question: "Okay! Who killed Angel Bunny?"

But maybe not for the reasons everyone might think.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

Ever since she was a filly, Nightmare Night has been Sunset Shimmer's favorite holiday. After all, who doesn't love dressing up and getting free candy?

When Twilight reveals that she's never gone trick-or-treating, Sunset decides that she needs to prove once and for all how absolutely amazing the holiday can be—even if it means she has to drag Twilight along kicking and screaming.

Requested by Not_A_Hat.
Thanks to Oroboro for helping me brainstorm.
Thanks to Oroboro, Frog Myre, Pegasus Mesa, Foehn, Not_A_Hat, and Titanium Dragon, and Pascoite for prereading various parts of this story.

During her time in the human world, Sunset Shimmer has experienced many things.

Including, unfortunately, the frustration of having to deal with incompetent, negligent, or just plain rude package delivery service.

After putting up with one package delivery nightmare too many, Sunset Shimmer decides enough is enough.

Now, it's time to make a delivery of her own.

For Zef.

On her latest visit to the human world, Twilight decides that she likes having a smartphone too much. So she steals one and takes it back to Ponyville with her.

Sunset does not approve.

This story was Featured on February 3, 2016.

Sunset Shimmer is well respected, and has gained a lot of trust over the past year. So when Princess Twilight entrusted her with watching over her one and only niece, she was thrilled.

But one slip of the tongue around the toddler could break that trust.

Now with Reading by Mindlessgonzo