A confession, hm? Alright, I'll play along. I even have something I want to confess... Win-win.
I'll make this short and sweet. I am a performer. I entertain parties and whatever else I can with music. But... We all need a little boost here and there. Some ponies drink coffee, or take medicine to keep them up. Me? I do lines of weed. And no, I don't mean marijuana. I mean weed-weed... Crabgrass, dandelions, that sort of stuff. I crush it up and sniff it up. Why? Because it's my good luck charm.
This is a confessional. Don't judge me. I'm sure you do weird things too.