Confessions Of An Assuming Mare.

by overlord-flinx

Nerdlinger - Confession. "Its been eating me!"

A confession? Good! I have something that's been KILLING ME! I... I have to. I just have to spit this out!

Alright... Phew... Calm down a moment. Breathe in and out slowly... Okay. Now, I have a confession to make. It's very important to me to say this. But, at the same time, it stings to even remember it. Just the hours of lying and misdirecting I did to friends and family just so they wouldn't find out. Its been stressing the flying feathers out of me for YEARS! That's why this confession feels so right at this point. You can't hide from your problems forever, right? Heh-heh... Eh-hem! So... My confession... Ffffff... Harder then I thought. I'll just... come out and say it. I... I never passed kindergarten!

I'm sorry mom! Your little girl just couldn't nap! I had to read! I HAD TO READ! They told me to sleep but I just kept reading, and reading, and--AHH! I just couldn't do it! I soiled the family name! Forgive me, the high board of education! I don't deserve books! I'm a fraud! A sham! I don't even have a diploma from-- Wait...

...They don't have diploma's for kindergarten, do they? No... Wait a second... Kindergarten isn't even a necessary part of a school curriculum, is it? No! So... I don't need to feel bad after all. Oh, Celestia, I feel better already. That is a load off of my mind. Turns out, I just needed this little sit down alone to confess out-loud to sort things out. This has been a productive day if I say so myself.

Comments

[Chaotic Note]

My Luna... Sweet mistress of the night...
You did not just...
Yes!

[Mr Afro Pony]

Oh Twiligh, you so cray cray.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Oh god... That was tooooo good.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Skeeter The Lurker]

You know... You should keep this around and add to it whenever the mood strikes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[overlord-flinx]

3172469>>3172397>>3172403>>3172390 Heh-heh-heh... Now who said it was them?

[Phoenix Quill]

I must read this! Give me a few minutes to finish my thing...

[overlord-flinx]

3172530 Who're you talking about?

[Archivist Nightwatch]

3172480 Yeah really Can't everyone tell the first one is Sweetie Belle always under her sister. The second one is Rarity and the third one is Celestia.

[Manes]

Would who dislike this amazing story.

THEY MUST BE PUINSHED

[overlord-flinx]

3172607 Could be.

[artofwar77]

3172607
Heh, that puts quite an amusing spin on the previous confessions.

[Phoenix Quill]

This goes in my favorites list!

[Chaotic Note]

3172480
Well the name 'Satellite' was dead giveaway of her identity. Pretty big hint.
I want to be her stallion.
(As well as a thousand other NLR boys.)

[Punguinhelper]

Eh lack of puns but oh well. Hilarious nonetheless.