This story is a prequel to What does it mean to be?

Twilight Sparkle has a problem.
And she needs to fix it.

Discord claims the sun and Moon. Then the battle between the sun and moon really kicks off when Twilight tries to reclaim her moon.

A mix of mature fun and nonsense between couples at the beach, spurred on by Discord.

Written for Lolz when I saw the picture I've used for cover art.

DisLestia and Twiluna comedy fic.
Set somewhere around the end of the final season.

Everything got so much worse for batponies after Nightmare Moon was banished. Even those with no involvement in the war, Equestria turned hostile. Instead of a loving home, Mira grew up as an orphan, cowering in terror from the advance of Princess Celestia's Golden Army.

In the shadowy caverns of Understory, the ancient arts were still taught: Dreamwalking, and all the 'dark' practices that were once fundamental to the bats' reverence of Princess Luna.

After the death of somepony close to her, Mira finally resolved to do something. She didn't have the power to fight against Equestria, but maybe she could do something else.

With the forbidden knowledge of the sleeping world, she could rescue Nightmare Moon, and save batponies everywhere from extinction. That, or die trying.

Updates Wednesdays.

Originally written as a Patreon reward for TyrannisUmbra on my Patreon.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Skydreams.

Anon's caught the scent of controversy on the wind. To prevent a whisper campaign, he rents out the town square to conduct a free and open exchange of ideas.

This goes as well as one could expect.

Cover art by Nobody

Inspired by anonpencil so you know it's gonna get weird

Sometimes you really need a nice, big, juicy piece of meat to eat. Unfortunately, every creature around you has eyes larger than their heads and are friend shaped.

No animals were harmed in the making of this story, much to his dismay.

A goofy idea I spent an hour writing. Please enjoy.

Audiobook Version now available - Done by yours truly.

While hanging out with Starlight Glimmer, Eric Reed blurted out that he thought Rarity is a large ham, due to her habit of being overdramatic. As per his luck, Rarity happened to be in earshot and did not like what her human friend called her, albeit for reasons Eric didn't mean.

However, even if Eric tried explaining what he really meant by "large ham", Rarity might not take that answer well either.

This story is one of a still-growing series of stories that all take place after A Giant Adventure to Equestria. However, it is not necessary to read any of them to understand this story, but "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" does show the details of how and why the human OC Eric Reed is in Equestria even if the story isn't that great by my standards and improved writing abilities now.

If you enjoy this story and would be interested to check any of the other stories with Eric, you can find the list of all current ones here.

Prince Blueblood, Celestia's nephew has been behaving horribly recently and the solar goddess has been getting fed up with his shenanigans.
When Luna makes her way to the dining hall for her breakfast she meets her sister as they wait for their meals, the lunar goddess quickly finds out that her sister had been abandoning sleep in favor of a secretive project. She's now determined to find out what it is and why Celestia is planning something against her entitled nephew, she doesn't even know why or how he's related to them.

This fic contains: Swearing, A giant nsfw statue, ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST OR NAUGHTY TIME DESPITE WHAT THE TAGS MAY LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE, and writing that was written while high and only recently refined, oh and OOC characters.

It wasn't Eric's fault he hit the alien with his truck. How was he supposed to see a dog-sized horse walking down the highway in the pouring rain? His life would've been simpler if he just left the animal like any other roadkill. But in his injured delirium, the horse spoke.

This accident soon ends with an intimate personal knowledge of just how dangerous magic can be. An ancient rises, tied to a mysterious tome the pegasus was protecting on the night of the accident. A malevolent force grows within those pages, whispering louder and louder about the cleansing flame. But without the spells inside that cursed tome, Eric's humanity will be gone forever.

He has no choice but to master the words of power contained within, before his life is turned to ashes around him

A commission for Muziki. Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.

The various artistic works created for this story are credited to their artists within the chapter they appear.

Dee stays loyal to Mum, which means obeying all her Rules. Hide when company is over. Keep your sweater tight over your wings. Never speak the name "Rainbow Dash."

The problem with Rules is sometimes they don't help. Like when a scary purple unicorn shows up to ask Mum some dangerous questions.

Dangerous questions about Dee.

This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

Edited & Proofread by: Ahroozle & Cupute
Cover art by: | Cupute |

Based on Snowcrash & Tron with a hint of Mr. Robot