Prince Blueblood, Celestia's nephew has been behaving horribly recently and the solar goddess has been getting fed up with his shenanigans.
When Luna makes her way to the dining hall for her breakfast she meets her sister as they wait for their meals, the lunar goddess quickly finds out that her sister had been abandoning sleep in favor of a secretive project. She's now determined to find out what it is and why Celestia is planning something against her entitled nephew, she doesn't even know why or how he's related to them.

This fic contains: Swearing, A giant nsfw statue, ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST OR NAUGHTY TIME DESPITE WHAT THE TAGS MAY LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE, and writing that was written while high and only recently refined, oh and OOC characters.