Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

At first, Princess Celestia was only in your bed. Then she was still in your bed. Now, she has stolen all of your bed sheets and refuses to leave that same bed.

So what could this have to do with the fate of all mankind?

Spin-off of Princess Celestia Is In Your Bed.

Entry into ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar.

Cover art by Pusspuss this random guy called ‘Pen Mightier’ who probably wishes he is Pusspuss but isn’t.

Marshal: (mɑː.ʃəl) noun….etymology - archaic: Middle English, from Anglo-French ‘mareschal’, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German ‘marahscalc’, from ‘marah’ (horse) + ‘scalc’ (servant). Originally referring to "a person in charge of the upkeep of horses or stable hand”. The station became a position of trust and power in medieval courts and went on to acquire its modern military usage.

You are anonymous the Lone human in equestria.
One morning afther you promised to bake some stuff with pinkie a prank gets pulled off on you.
only for many more to come. You think of a way to get some payback.
maybe it wasn't the best way, maybe it was...

My second story in the Heartwarming Moment series.
Who's next?

You are Anonymous The Lone human in equestria. However you always have a bro by yourside...
A rainbow colored one.
You are so focused on her being your bro you don't even realize she is hinting towards wanting to be more than bro's.
And one night after drinking a little to much.
Truth Shall Be TOLD.

Yet another Rainbro Story.
The start of a Heartwarming Moment series.
My first story. so hit me hard and tell me how bad it is...
I have no idea what to lable it so I just did the obvious.

Who's next?

You are Anonymous the lone human in equestra. After Twilight turned in to an alicorn and went away to canterlot you are left homeless. Lyra offers you to stay with her and Bon Bon. She knows Bon Bon likes you, but you didnt... Oh boy.

Story number seven in the Heartwarming moment series.
Who's next?

This story idea was by : Seraph973
He made up the story idea and what would happen and gave me permission to use it.

WARNING Anon in Equestria [HiE] You X Lyra Heartstrings.

You are Anonymous the lone human in equestria. BonBon and Lyra are the closest friends you have, although Lyra might want to be more than just friends...

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Story number eleven in the heartwarming moment series.

After a wrestling move gone wrong, Rainbow Dash is now dead.

Because you killed her.

You're pretty sure you're going to hell.

Happy April Fool's Day!

What did you expect when a two hundred and fifty pound horse hits you at the speed of sound?

Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.

Written for The Barcast
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest