Every foal knows the legend.

You write a letter for help.

You set it on fire.

And she will appear to right all of your wrongs.

With her violence. Sweet, sweet violence.

These are her stories.

Thanks to EGStudios93 for the perfect artwork!

"...a short series of vignettes....that hit just that balanced sweet spot right between "Oh my god that's so dumb" and riotous laughter." -TCC56

Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor ask their mutual bedmate Chrysalis to bring them coffee. What they get seemingly defies the laws of known physics and is likely unfit for consumption. This doesn’t stop them.

Based off a noodle incident out of Breaking in to Avoid Being Broken that seemed too be good to be simply left as that.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and, of course, coffee.

Twilight Sparkle was born with what some might call an unquenchable curiosity. Always she has had a driving need to know the answers to everything in the world around her. Why do the birds sing, what makes the sun rise... What happens to us when we die.

Featured? That can't be right.

Written for The Writeoff
Coverart By Zaid ValRoa
Storyart By Chinchillax
The first standalone story I've done on FiMFiction, any help or criticism is appreciated.

Despite all her boasting and impulsive behavior, Rainbow Dash knows next to nothing about sex, outside of what she (kind of) learned in school. Not only is Fluttershy her first romantic partner, but their first time together would also be Rainbow's first time with anypony.

Fluttershy doesn't know this.

Inspired by Perfectly Not Perfect by Captain_Hairball. Not required for understanding this story, but you should still read it.

My entry for the Springtime Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo.

Cover art by TheDerpyEnthusiast.

Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.

The continue screen.

On the coldest night of winter, Trixie is wholeheartedly certain that her wagon would be able to keep her warm, but... she was wrong. Luckily for her, Starlight knows a very snuggly way to keep her warm.

A unicorn, Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist), finds herself in the rain during her stay in the Crystal Empire. A crystal guard, Flash Sentry, stumbles upon her. Their little interaction reveals a lot about the hornless unicorn.

Note: No romance. Just classic friendship.

Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.

But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?

Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...

Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."

Twilight copes.

In this one-shot idea, Fluttershy asks her friend Discord if he would be interested in taking up the job as a teacher at the new School of Friendship. Discord agrees to teach them something if he were given a chance to test-drive it by having a few students to see if he would take up the job. What follows is a lesson on the meditations of Reniegh Haycartes.

A special thank you to DuskHeart13, The Hat Man and SashimiPony for taking the time of proofreading this.

Note: this and its sequels were written before "Matter of Principles."