This is the story of a very ordinary pony's extraordinary day. Carrot Top and Derpy are good friends indeed, and sometimes friendship can lead to wonderful surprises. It can also lead to arguments, frustration, and general grumpiness, of course, and this story has all of those things as well. But mostly, this is a story about the day Carrot Top learned how to fly.

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Originally written for the Hearth's Warming Care Package contest. Many thanks to the contestants who commented on this story, to my EqD pre-reader, and especially to Sessalisk, for helping to polish this story to its present state. Cover art by the incomparable Elosande, used with permission.

Fanart here, courtesy of lalieri!

Audiobook here, courtesy of Deftfunk and Scribbler!

Now available in Spanish, courtesy of SPANIARD KIWI.

Rainbow Dash has become quite the mare since joining the 'Bolts. Brave, loyal, charming, and the fastest flier in all of Equestria to boot, and Spitfire would be lying if she said she didn't admire that and didn't find that more a little attractive.

Not that she has a crush or anything.

So after a good night out on the town, Spitfire decides to make an offer to Rainbow Dash to do something special. It's an offer Dash can't really refuse.

Unfortunately there are a couple factors Spitfire didn't account for.

A story of sex, friendship, small talk, and aggressive awkwardness.

Gracious thanks to CarcinoGeneticist for his proofreading support.

Part of the Shelf Cleaning Initiative

The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus.

Marvelous place, Tartarus. Really brings ponies together. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family and alicornhood.

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Audio Drama by Espa_Roba_5 and Ajvasquezbrony28
Live reading by The Living Library
Live reading by Astro-Brony

Proofread by Octavia Harmony

After the wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Candace, Princess Luna tries to decide how to tell Twilight Sparkle about her feelings for her, but things quickly take a different, but interesting turn...

Cover done by me.

Inspired by the day and night court, Celestia suggests that Twilight opens her own court, giving everypony the ability to reach her with their problems and requests. Twilight doesn’t know what to think of it, but she soon will. Too soon, she sees that things seldom go as expected, and she finds herself hiding in her own nightmare.

Cover-art by RyuRedWings

Edits by MelodyScratch and Forgotten

Featured March 23. Omg, thank you so much everypony, I've never expected this!

Twilight prepares for the most important night of her life. But it doens't go exactly as she had wanted...

Story was inspired by SolFoe's Study Interruption

This story is a sequel to Derpy Intentionally A Portal Gun

Or, Derpy Accidentally a Presidential Campaign

Due to a rather strange clause in electoral process added by Thomas Jefferson, ponies turn out to actually be a large voting bloc in the American Presidential primary.

Upon discovering Equestria, the current candidates begin campaigning in Equestria.

It doesn't go as well as you'd expect.

This is the worst thing I have ever read
--Theodore Roosevelt

At the end of the world, Twilight must convince Celestia to let go.

(Originally written for the Twilestia is Bestia Lightning Round, expanded upon and made into a one shot.)

Love can be a hard or an easy task. For some ponies it’s harder than for others. That’s something Twilight discovers as she tries to come to terms with her feelings about Luna and tell the alicorn about them. Whatever she tries isn’t helping her and talking was never an option. What will happen if she invites Luna to a night of stargazing? Will her heart be able to resist, or will she finally set free her love?

Edits: The silly Duck.

Cover by some pegasister
A small reminder due the problems from the last stories. I do not own the cover, nor the art itself. The art is owned by the rightful artist, in this case some pegasister. It's NOT MINE!

A Short Story about the four Princesses coming together to enjoy a conversation, that is until Celestia decided to mention how big her horn was. Sexually referential hilarity ensues.

A quick little short story~

Tagged Sex for many sexual references. Duh.

Edit: Wow! This is the second story I've ever written and it's doing so well! Thanks to everyone who read and shared their thoughts on it!

Edit 2: Holy Halibut! This reached so much more than I had ever expected it to get to haha! I'd like to thank CaptainBron3y for reading this aloud on his channel! You should go check him out! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_N6l1TzmmDNiFsp9CyK-5A