I am Brony, male, Gamer, 16 years old, Favorite pony is Rainbow dash and Applejack. I don't like clop or sexual type stories. I been a brony for 2 years now and I have anxiety. (Don't judge me)
Gabe Newell, our lord and savior and god king of Steam, faces his greatest foe yet: The Conversion Bureau! The Bureau threatens to permanently close Valve for good and completely destroy modern gaming as we know it today. So Gaben takes a stand!
When aliens descend on Ponyville, it comes down to one man to save the day: Donald Trump. And he has a plan; build a massive wall, and charge Mexico for it. Only one question: How will the ponies react?
What starts out as a bonding experience between Twilight and Shining Armor quickly takes a turn for the insane when a strange man emerges from the woods, and he only has one simple request.
The Gem Homeworld is fighting a war. However, their work on Earth is being delayed. As such, the higher-ups believe it's time to step up their game and retake one of their old colonies: Equestria.
Rainbow Dash is in cloud jail for blowing up the weather factory. That doesn't mean she can't run a bustling drug empire though. Except it does. Expect mangoes, crawdads, coat hangers, paper towel rolls, and retcons. And office furniture rentals.
Younger sisters are really annoying. All Celestia wants to do is read, but Luna won't let her. But all Luna wants is for her older sister to pay attention to her.
Pinkie somehow knows that there are free donuts to be had in the human world, and convinces Twilight Sparkle to send her there. It goes downhill after that.
The princesses decide to have lunch together at the Canterlot Palace. They laugh, chat, and generally have a good time. Until… they come to a shocking realization. They’re eating meat.
Neon lights flood the streets of Equestria, drugs and crime are at all time high, and all Jacket wants to do is do what he's gotta do. All Twilight wants to do is find her best friend, by any means necessary. Even if it means hurting other ponies.
Drafted into the defense of Equestria, the Crusaders volunteer to embark a series of dangerous operations behind enemy lines to cripple one of their chief technological advantages, a revolutionary spell matrix that Twilight refers to as the "radio."
When Vanoss and his crew test a glitch in the latest GTA V update, they somehow end up in Equestria for reasons unknown they're forced to work with the Mane 6 and save the world somehow.