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ComatoseVEVO


Just some guy trying to make it in life and write pony words as a passtime, I am currently 25 years old

This is a 100% Nowhere Man aproved 203 stories
  • This is a 100% Nowhere Man aproved 203 stories - 762 unread chapters As for my newest addition Dirty Whore, I added it because it grave me an awesome character, a nameless, blind, Earth Pony Whore
    Created by ComatoseVEVO
    - October, 2014
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You are a human, and you are also now in Equestria for some reason. Why? Don't worry about it.

The real question is, why aren't any of these ponies running around scared shitless calling you a monster? After all, they all saw you come out of the Everfree. Well as it turns out, wearing glasses has something to do with it.


Here's a really short and simple story for all of you to read! Had this idea pop into my head while I wrote some other stories Im working on for this site, and I thought it was sort of funny so I decided to write it out. I hope it's an enjoyable read, and if you have any criticisms please leave them in the comments, I'm always happy to read and learn where I could improve my writing.


[Be me, log into fanfiction site, check to see if my favorite stories got updated, see notifications in corner, open said notifications: My face when this dumb story makes it to the front page]
[2/27/2023]

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Rarity has been working awfully hard lately so Twilight Sparkle, being the good friend she is, goes to check up on her.

Edited by myself and the everfree pony
Should be golden now.
Now with a reading!

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This story is a sequel to Rarity, I'm Pretty Sure You're Dead.


Rarity is dead, rotting, but still very much standing. Now in a race against time, the mare scrambles to get a new body before she falls apart completely. Oh and Twilight's there to help, of course.


This is part of the 12 days of christmas, head over here to keep track of all the cool stuff coming down the pipes. If you want to ensure I can afford to keep doing stuff like this, consider backing me over on Subscribestar or Patreon.

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Twilight finds a restricted forest fenced with wires outside Ponyville. When a guard chases her away, she's eager to find the answers for the mystery behind it.


Huge thanks to RB_ for prereading this fic!

Updated description part: This fic is inspired by SCP-2316 written by "djkaktus".

Now with a Russian Translation by NovemberDragon | [ponyfiction.org] [tabun.everypony.ru]

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When Scootaloo crashes into twilight during a magic experiment they get teleported to an unknown city that's burning and has weird creatures scattered in the streets. As the two separated stranded ponies roam around the city separately trying to figure out where they ended up, will they try to make it home as fast as possible or will they stay to help a species that's being systematically eradicated?

I'll try to upload chapters whenever I finish them. :twilightsmile:

Cover art by myself


23-12-18: I got featured!:rainbowderp:
2 - 1 - 19: Again :rainbowlaugh:

Edit: This entire thing is going to be edited and partially re-written somewhere in the future.

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Eighty years after the events of The Dread Chitin, Equestria is a radically different place. The arcane science of the late Duran Thirk and the information found on the Star League library core have combined to catapult the nation's science ahead by hundreds of years.

Now, facing the possible aggression of a completely unknown alien power, Twilight Sparkle and her friends have to gather together once more, leading a crew of the best ponies they could assemble in a voyage outside their own star system. They seek to learn about their potential foe, to explore the galaxy around them, and possibly find allies and friends to stand alongside them. Who knows what they will actually find?

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Stark has been subjected to some weird things in the course of his life, ever since he donned the iron mantle. Monsters, aliens and intergalactic tv show hosts are just part of the job when you're a hero. But in the peaceful land of Equestria, he will have to face his greatest challenge yet. For he will have to make a choice...and no matter what he chooses, someone is doomed. But what can you do, when you're only a man?

Iron man will once again be based on my favorites versions combined, so expect EMH and more of the cartoon versions than the comics or movies. Same goes for the villain. Gonna be a bit more light hearted that other stories, so expect Tony to be more funny than cynical (though he will be that).

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Twilight Sparkle is working on a new teleportation spell. This one is different because it allows her to travel distances much further than usual.
But, as no one suspects, she makes and error in her calculations, and she finds herself in a place that she does not recognize. The only sign of life are the corpses of trees.
It's cold, so very cold, and she is lonely. Will she ever find her way back?

Inspired by that awesome (but very sad) picture. Twilight Sparkle posted it on Ponyhoof. I haz been inspired. Wait...this is my first story without humans in it! Nice! I made it bigger, and cropped it down a bit, but nothing else, I swears it. I swears....on...on the precious! Yes, we swears.

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Twilight's curiosity gets the better of her when she is doing some late night reading. She is looking for topics on ancient Equestrian history, the reason mainly being because the topic is not well known, and she is about to find out why.

Long ago, Equestria, before it was even called that, was a dark and twisted land, filled with much war and horrors, and Twilight wants to see exactly what it was like, even at the risk of her own innocence.

She comes to Princess Celestia with an inquiry on the subject, and she complies...

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A long-awaited (not really) Sequel to Twilight's Curiosity: War II
I did work on another story for a bit, but oh well, here goes this one.

What Twilight saw tormented her constantly. She was always remembering what it was like on Earth. She also was getting constant flashbacks, like a Vietnam veteran. She knew that she had to do something, or else she would never be happy again. Her curiosity (more of it) was nagging at her. She didn't like it. But she knew that she had to go back! Look out Humans, here come the Magical Sparkling Purple Unicorn of Friendship!

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