This story is a sequel to Rarity, I'm Pretty Sure You're Dead.
Rarity is dead, rotting, but still very much standing. Now in a race against time, the mare scrambles to get a new body before she falls apart completely. Oh and Twilight's there to help, of course.
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Chapters (5)
This right here is some gold and no mistake.
That was a interesting story goodluck with the rest of it.
I re-read the prequel to this just last night.
Did you spell "Seams" wrong on purpose? (in the chapter title) It's hard to tell if it's a pun or not.
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Its me. Every pun is either intentional, or intentional in retrospect.
Sounds like a great tale.
Loving it!
Yikes, suddenly moving around really did a number on her body, huh?
Was Garble yelling all Dan Vs. style intentional? If not it’s a hilarious coincidence.
A perfect Christmas story, complete with unexpected gifts.
She worked until death and then kept working.
Love the Team Rocket bit
They should try putting Rares together using some robot parts! That always works out well!
At this rate Twilight's gonna have to carry Rarity around in a giant biohazard bag
Why do I have a feeling this could turn into a bad version of Young Frankenstein?
This is a story in itself.
Cool to see a followup. This has been really fun so far. Looking forward to more, congrats on the feature.
What exactly do the plan to do? Are they gonna bleach her skeleton, glue it together, and stuff it in a doll? Or will they just fill her up with conservatives and bleach?
Even a rotting corpse can't outcompete Twilight Sparkle's deadly vibrating ass.
Aww, Rarity found friends
The power of friendship wot?
Funny man.
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Moving around suddenly has done a number on my body several times and I'm not even dead!
The mental image of this entire scene playing out is something I could totally see in the show. It is also hilarious! Great job word-smith.
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Flashback to those times when we stand up from the bed and lose the wifi conection to our eyes.
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Did the other person think you were talking about politics? Because I don't know how to feel about the idea of political conservatives "filling up" a deceased Rarity.
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What are you trying to say?
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Rarity's stench didn't make the guy on the train sick, but Twilight ripping ass did. It was hilarious.
Five bits says Twilight built a friendship automaton to do all her princessing so she could read more books, only for said automaton to immediately suffer an existential crisis over whether a soulless machine could actually friendship.
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....a big white jigsaw puzzle.
Seriously though, there is nothing worse than being interrupted while doing something like a jigsaw puzzle. Particularly when the jigsaw puzzle itself won’t stop talking, right?
Rarity better hope she still has her cartilage by tommorow, otherwise I don`t think she will be able to move.
I think you've got your chapters and stories mixed up mate, this doesn't seem to be right at all.
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Sorry bout that. Not used to posting so many updates at once. Fixed now.
Ah, there we go. Huh, I was sort of right, kind of, if you squint.
Lovely story, a nice bit of black humor can be just the thing sometimes.
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My favorite humour is something dark, but with an underlying edge of hope, or some other brand of positivity.
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I hear ya, love me some classic schadenfreude.
Or stories that start with everything going wrong, those are fun too.
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"The bad news is, you and everyone you know have died. The good news is, that's not a problem at all."
All those bad jokes will be the death of me
Wait... there at the end is sounds like Sweetie Belle knows there are dead. Is she Sweetie-bot?
and not a single line about liches getting stitches, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
still an alright story tho.
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Uh, Rarity? There’s a tag on your leg too. “Batteries not included.”
So that’s why my horn hasn’t been working all morning!
I feel attacked here.
Oh my gosh, this was so funny and that twist was absolutely perfect. I know it's rude to make requests, but if your thinking of writing some sort of necro-romance I'd be down for it!
(Also please don't quote me on that)
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Puzzle
butcher knife 🧐
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