Why are alicorn rulers in Equestria princesses, and not queens? Because when Celestia was crowned, it was the mistake of a lifetime...

Celestia is the very image of beauty and perfection, and has been for over a thousand years. Inevitably, she receives a large number of letters every Hearts and Hooves Day. Luna is not amused, especially when they interfere with politics.

Now with audio reading! Generously provided by Quinch of the Golden Oaks Memorial Library.

Fluttershy doesn't have much left to give. Most of her friends understand. One doesn't.

Marked Dark for Dark subthemes such as antidepressants And references to attempts at suicide.

Reading by FireRain

Chrysalis and Celestia discover they are soulmates the second time they meet.

Soulmate-identifying marks.

6/11-6/13

Princess Cadance is rudely awakened by a crying child.

It's not who you think it is.

"This is an excellent comedy."
—Posh

"I think it's the character work that really makes this one shine."
—Not_A_Hat

"This story [...] Good job!"
—GaPJaxie

Cover Art by Blues LeSharpe

Audio version!

She really, really is.

And Twilight has to deal with it.

Since Luna's return, the diarchs' discussions have ranged from pleasantly inane small talk to world-shaking affairs of state. Sometimes both at once.

Inspired by Estee's The Elements of Elements collection. Now with a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.

This story is a sequel to How's This For A Stinging Sensation?

Princess Celestia encounters a cockroach after making her breakfast. Naturally, she handles the situation like most ponies would.

Reading by Wolf newman.

Reading by LazerPewPew.

Reading by Lead Bread.

Reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade.

Cover art also courtesy of Wolf newman.

Starlight returns from the marketplace to come across two sworn foes calmly sharing tea, much to her confusion.

Much to her confusion.

Celestia has only one chance.

To save her little ponies from the Toast Apocalypse, she has nothing but an old scroll and a spell. And a list of unpredictable consequences.

It's all about quantum fields and probabilities.