Discord is bored. After countless years of doing nothing, he decides to do something that will make all of Equestria remember him.

But what will happen when his plan doesn't work how he expected it to? Will he be able to use it to his advantage, or will he simply fade into the memories of Equestria's citizens?

EDIT: Thanks to Boofhead for the cover art (which is far better than the previous one I had).

They came in peace but that peace was just a trick to take out Earth

Halo/MLP crossover

Hello there. I'm a resident of about 100,000 people here that live in Donutopia. I'm a simple custard pony, I look almost no diffrent except my color and mane style from all the others who live here. Everyday, I rot. I'm dying from the inside out. Nocuster has ever lived past 2 years, so a fufilling life isn't exactly what everycuster is aiming for. Although a new custard, sprinkli, or Glaze is born every second, thousands die every time a second after. Our death toll increases, even if we conceive thousands of glazes, sprinkles, and custards. But there is a rumour. That some pony, some magical, mystical pony will enter our village, and grace us with the power to live forever. Rumours can also hide a dark truth, though.

Discord, the spirit of Chaos was given redemption by Princess Celestia when discovering the magic of friendship. However, his true nature gets the better of him, and once again he uses his power for his own will. The elements of Harmony are protected from him, but there was nothing saying that the element bearers couldn't be eliminated.

Realizing that Discord has no intention of stopping and has rendered the elements useless, Celestia and Luna must face Discord in a final showdown. His powers are too great for them to fight when they are in their current form, but perhaps two alicorns are not needed. Maybe only one.

Inspired by the artwork by dreatos

We all know what happened during Lesson Zero. Twilight Sparkle screwed up big time. But she got off the hook. Nothing bad happened. No dire consequences to speak of. Nothing in her life changed for the worse.

But what if something did? After all, that’s how all fanfictions start. Just changing one detail, no matter how small. Just one minor detail. In this case, it concerns something being born inside the head our little Twilight that day.

Look out Twilight, because you’ve got a new roommate in your psyche. She’s everything you aren’t. She’s sporadic. She’s unconventional. She’s absolutely insane. She hates your guts.

Her name is Screwball.

Brief stories about Equestria as it might have been—or, you may suspect in darker hours, already is.

25. Necessary Evil: Lord Tirek will return to wreak havoc on Equestria... but not before he's needed.

24. Queen of Foals (Fausticorn):
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—"Four vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies alone..."

23. The Mechanical Donkey (Cranky Doodle alt-universe): A colt working for the school paper uncovers an old donkey's secret.

22. The Element of Audacity (Twilight, Dash, Cthulhu): It would take a very brave, very stupid pony to defy the Eater.

21. The Gentle People (dark): The gryphon tribe that tried to follow a pony goddess.

20. It's a Trap! And Twilight knows it. But her opponent knows that she knows it. But she knows that Twilight knows that she knows that Twilight knows it...

19. Fraud!: Trixie is accused of cheating at cards.

18. Celerity: Rarity wonders what Celestia sees in her.

17. Worth It: Fluttershy teaches Twilight about the cost of love.

16. Self Image (Twilight, Rarity): Is beauty really only skin deep?

15. The Quiet One (Luna): Some ponies express emotions differently.

14. Special: Discord teaches Pound Cake an important lesson.

13. Twenty-one! (Pinkie Pie, Twilight; comedy, horror?): Twilight discovers the danger of asking Pinkie "why?"

12. Changeling Dream: You may think the cost of living on emotions is too high. But we know the cost.

11. Loyalty (Rainbow, Applejack): The job of an Element of Harmony is simple, and sometimes impossible.

10. [revoked]

9. Sombra's Curse (comedy): The terrible curse Sombra unleashed that made him king, and stole his soul!

8. Game of Immortals (Celestia, Discord; dark comedy): Celestia likes to win—no matter which side she plays.

7. The Pony Side (comedy): Darth Vader has more important things to share with Luke than who his father is.

6. No Regrets (sad): Looking back on her life, Twilight remembers how she treated Derpy, and faces some unpleasant truths about herself.

5. Shipping Costs (comedy): If you knew you were about to meet Celestia in the next life, you might ask yourself: Did you leave the world a better place? Did your friends know you loved them? Should you have written thirty-nine chapters of Celestia clop-fiction?

4. The Green Hills of Equestria (tragedy): Vincent's big-game hunting trip was a success ... almost.

3. Mare of the Rings (Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash; comedy, LotR): The greatest could not be trusted with the Ring. So Gandalf sought out the humblest. Maybe too humble....

2. Happy Thoughts (horror): Her sun, happy to be in its place in the sky, wrapped the land in its warm embrace, and flowers bloomed in her hoofprints. Celestia smiled. It was going to be another perfect day in Equestria. And all she had to do was think happy thoughts. Again.

1. The Pony: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I clicked weak and weary,
Thru many a vile and bilious image on slash-b of yore...

Original cover art by ModeratelyDeviant@DeviantArt

Since the death of the Celestial Sisters, Equestria has been at war. Three sides have made themselves clear:
The Earth clans wish to see the Unicorn's pay for their supposed usurping of the Sisters.
The Pegasi clans wish to dominate Unicorn and Earth alike.
The Unicorns see themselves as the true rulers of not only Equestria but the world.
Their leaders, General Applejack, Commander Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Chancellor Rarity and Fluttershy, have all been called to a summit by the request of Arch magister Twilight Sparkle. Her hopes are that this war can be put to an end by the once best of friends. The information that she holds will bring an end to the conflict, certainly, but it may not be something that they all wish to hear.
(Contains Anthropomorphizations)
(If the idea has been done before, no infringement intended.)

[Canceled]
Discord was defeated. Villains always are. It’s really quite cliché.

Before he lost, he asked himself a question: what if your virtues went out of control, rather than your flaws? Perhaps if the heroes and villains weren't so clear-cut, the conclusion wouldn't be so inevitable. If nothing else, there would be some fun chaos along the way!

Can the main six find a way to undo Discord's magic, in spite of themselves and each other?

Disclaimer; I have been working on this for a while, and the writing at the beginning is not as good as the writing later. Hopefully it is not too great of an impediment to the story.

Editing by Meta Four, ocalhoun, Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi, Sessalisk, Sereg, and JapaneseTeeth, all of whom are amazing. Go shower them with admiration!

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Alternate cover by sstwins! Unfortunately I couldn't use it since it compresses badly on fimfic, but still worth a look!

Google Docs version (contains unpublished/scrapped chapters and early drafts--if you're only interested in the finished product you can safely ignore this link)

Stop me if you've heard this one; a brony wakes up as a pony in Equestria. Stick with me, there's more to this...

I woke up as an alicorn and, within minutes was captured by a troop of ponies and tossed into an internment camp along with many others like me; bronies turned into alicorns. The events that followed would show me a truth I would have never expected.

My name is Creed, and I'm now an alicorn in Equestria. Living the dream, I guess...

War has broken out in Equestria. Luna has Formed the New Lunar republic, and Discord was released from his prison to form the Draconequus legions. Celestia has her solar empire, and the elements of harmony have split onto each other sides. And each side of the war are hunting down the children of discord.

Now Spell Bound must decide what he is going to do. Will he keep runing, or will he try to find a way to fix the broken balance of Equestria.

I'm sure you all know the drill. First ever fanfic. Please help me improve if its really bad.

Acknowledgements: Cotton Needle is a friend's OC who has supported me through this endeavour .