September 7th, 1986. Equestria arrives on Earth and declares humanity 'evil' and 'unfit'.

September 16th, 1986. Talks between the races begin.

Quickly, the Soviet Union and the United States are forced to join forces to save humanity.

For some of the humans this could be a godsend. For many, however, they know what they have to fight for.

The humans know that they can only win together, and they will have to unite in order to prevail.

A/N: This fic will mostly be pro-human rather than pro-conversion.

When Discord defeated the Alicorn sisters during the War of Chaos, he declared himself King of All Equestria, banishing Celestia to the Mirrorworld and turning Luna into a shadow. Now, 3000 years later, he rules with the help of his Royal Mage, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie, his Royal Jester. Together, the trio go on many strange adventures thorugh a world of chaos.

But Twilight holds a secret that could end Discord's rule.

Assuming she can stay sane long enough, that is.

Twilight just wanted to spend the day with her friends. Maybe have a picnic or something.
Unfortunately, an extra-dimensional creature has other plans, and decides to make Twilight's day as chaotic as possible.
Oh, and Fluttershy is gone. Simply wonderful.

Contains dark humor and randomness directly from the mind of yours truly.

Formerly known as Madness of Sound, I changed the name.

This story is in the process of being fixed up, please mind the mess.

Credit to TheInvertedShadow for character.
Many thanks to FimFiction user Jake Roberts, h4xg33k and The Watcher 509 for editing/proofreading.

Reading of chapter 1-5 by MindlessGonzo: Link

After miscasting a spell Twilight's friends begin to feel differently about her. When Luna and Trixie show up in town things really start to get crazy. It seems a new competition has begun on who can win the purple unicorn's heart. Meanwhile Twilight struggles to understand why everypony seems to be falling head over hooves for her. Well not literally everypony, but you know what I mean.

WARNING: This pretty much ignores Season 3 entirely. Well Trixie's part anyways.

It is the dawning of a new age in Equestria. The three tribes of Earth, Pegasus and Unicorn have set aside their differences and united in the name of friendship and harmony. But not all is as peaceful as history would remember. With the old order being upended, a power struggle has erupted as Wing, Hoof and Horn vie for supremacy over all of Equestria. Little did they know, with their actions unseen forces have been stirred and gods have taken notice. What matters the affairs of mortals compared to that of the divine?

When the energy of the Crystal Heart shattered the evil King Sombra's body, everypony thought the ruthless tyrant destroyed. But it is not so...

King Sombra was more prepared for defeat than anypony thought. Deep within the frozen arctic, the Crystal Tyrant revives his body and reconquers the Crystal Empire overnight, incapacitating both Shining Armor and Princess Cadance in the process. Sombra has also learned from his past mistakes, wreaking havoc when the Equestrians least expect it.

War is coming, and Sombra has no intention of losing a second time. It will take all the strength of Twilight, her friends, and many of their previous enemies to stem the tides of darkness and stop King Sombra once and for all. And this time, the Power of Friendship may not be enough.

Rated T for some depictions of war violence and gore, along with some swearing.

Cover Art is not mine. It was borrowed with permission from KyssS90 on DeviantART.

What if ponies did poop rainbows? What would happen? What if only one pony pooped rainbows? What if that rainbow poop proved to be an incredible source of near limitless energy?

One day, Rainbow Dash looked down after recently using the restroom. To her surprise, her feces was multicolored. Twilight begins to experiment with the promising substance, only to discover a way to use it as an incredibly powerful energy source.

Rating Teen and Sex just to be safe. It talks about it (in a very scientific sense) but does not show it.

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
-Thomas Jefferson

Three hundred years ago, Equestria tried to assimilate Earth.
They failed. They fled, rather than face justice.
We moved on. We conquered the stars, we made a civilization that spans across the infinite void. We built true harmony between species.
We thought we'd seen the last of Celestia, but as a desperate mobile colony on the fringes of known space came to discover, we were wrong.

It is time to finish what was started by our forefathers.

Based on TCB: Not Alone, by Starman Ghost.

EDIT: Following Starman Ghost's deleting of Not Alone, I've replaced the above link with one leading to a PDF file uploaded to mediafire.

EDIT (14/04/2014): The character of Evening Star was originally created by Starman Ghost. I am using her without his permission.

It's been two hundred years now....
Two Hundred years since the Equestrians tried to Eradicate us.
And yet, here we stand, stronger than ever.
And our old friends wish to have another go at us.
We will show them how impossible their task is.
We will show them the might of humanity!
And we will show Celestia that we are not a second rate species.
You will lead us on the path to victory.
Good Luck Commander

(A/N: This is one of three faction stories to the "Command and Conquer: Equestria" Series. Read this if you're lost.)

Twilight and Pinkie Pie team up and go on a quest to save their friends and get revenge on their friend Rainbow Dash, who was killed by the Ponville Library's destruction.

Based on Banjo Tooie, because I liked that game a lot, but I played it more than the first Banjo Kazooie. Twilight vector by me. Sherclop Pinkie vector by: someone on dA, I don't know :P