Twilight miscasts a spell which lands her in the hospital. Afterwards all her friend's reevaluate just how they feel about the purple unicorn.
After miscasting a spell Twilight's friends begin to feel differently about her. When Luna and Trixie show up in town things really start to get crazy. It seems a new competition has begun on who can win the purple unicorn's heart. Meanwhile Twilight struggles to understand why everypony seems to be falling head over hooves for her. Well not literally everypony, but you know what I mean.
WARNING: This pretty much ignores Season 3 entirely. Well Trixie's part anyways.
"What?!" Spike coughed, spraying bits of sapphire across the breakfast table. Shooting a look of disbelief at Twilight, he continued, "You want to do more research on the Want it, Need it Spell? Last time you cast that spell you caused all of Ponyville to riot!" Spike practically shouted at Twilight.
"Exactly Spike," Twilight replied, waving a hoof as if to brush away Spike's concerns. "That spell isn't designed to work like that and I want to figure out what went wrong."
"Uh-uh, no way. I don't want to end up as a love crazed zombie." Spike shook his head adamantly.
"Well how about this? I cast an anti-magic spell on you first so you'll be immune and that way you can supervise and make sure things don't get out of hand." Twilight offered
"I don't know Twilight, it still seems like a bad idea."
"Pleeeeease Spike." Twilight's eyes watered up with fake tears and her lip began to wobble.
"Fine, fine. But one more condition! We tell Princess Celestia what we're doing first, so she can keep an eye on things in case I can't handle it."
"Alright Spike, take a note.”
Twilight quickly dictated her plans for her new project to her assistant.
"Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle
Ok Spike send it, and start grabbing books. Lets start with Clover's Compendium of Classic Castings."
Twilight hummed in contentment as she finished reading the last page of the book. Getting up she stretched to work out some of the kinks of staying still for so long. Two weeks of studying had wreaked havoc on her posture.
"Spike? Spiiiike?" She called
"Yes Twilight, what is it?" Spike replied hurrying over from where he was sorting his gem collection
"I've figured out what I did wrong last time!" Twilight said humming some more and doing a little victory dance. Spike couldn't help but smile at her antics.
"So what did you find out?" Spike asked after a few moments.
"Oh right! I figured out that last time I cast the spell I did everything right, except that I used a little bit too much power." Twilight said coming back down to reality.
"How much more power?"
"......."
"Sorry what was that?"
"About a hundred times too much." Twilight admitted sheepishly "The spell is only meant to make the selected ponies love whatever the target of the spell is, not turn them into love crazed zombies."
"So you mean you've always been casting that spell wrong but last time was particularly bad? How are they supposed to act?"
"Apparently completely normally, just as if they had naturally fallen in love. Its all supposed to be very subtle."
".... For some reason that actually seems scarier then the love crazed zombies," Spike's scales clicked as he shuddered.
"Oh Spike you worry too much" Twilight rubbed his head affectionately. "Everything is going to be fine, I just need to cast the spell as a trial and we can study something else. All I need now is a test subject."
"What's this about a test subject? Why would you want to test somepony? Tests are Bor-ing! I mean I-"
"Ah! Pinkie Pie! Where did you come from?" Twilight shouted, turning around in surprise.
"Sugarcube Corner, duh. I mean where else would I come from? What a silly question Twilight you already know where I live. So maybe you meant where I came from originally? Well when a mare and a stallion love each other really much-"
"N-nevermind Pinkie! Just what do you want?" Twilight reeled back, a little stunned by the sheer velocity of Pinkie's speech.
"I'm throwing a party and you have to be there! And no buts Twilight, you've spent the last two weeks working on this project of yours and we have barely seen you at all. Besides you have to come! Me and Applejack have finally created Sweet Apple Cider Cupcakes! It has almonds in it Twilight! Almonds!" Pinkie's eyes bugged out a little as she pressed her face up to Twilight's for a second. "Anyways its the first official testing and I want my bestest friends to all be there! Though spoiler alert; the cupcakes are delicious." Pinkie started to bounce around Twilight as she kept talking.
"Applejack and I," Twilight corrected automatically before her brain caught up with Pinkie, "An Apple Cider Cupcake? That sounds pretty good, and I've finished the book research anyways, I just need to test the spell. So yes I'll be there Pinkie!" Twilight said with her stomach slightly grumbling.
"Great, see ya at eight!" And with that Pinkie bounced back out of the library.
Pinkie's party was a smashing success as always. The music was a perfect blend of classic and modern hits, even featuring the latest hit from OctaviaxScratch Productions. 'Guppy's Pick' Punch was as tasty as ever and this time with 100% less gator! But the real hit of the party were the Apple Cider Cupcakes. Pinkie had thought ahead and baked them in such large amounts that they initially had formed a miniature Ponyville in the middle of Surgarcube Corner. Initially, because as soon as the party began Rainbow Dash had begun devouring them. She had already polished her own home off as well as Town Hall and now was working her way through the cupcake bounty of Sweet Apple Acres. The others had eaten their fair share of the cupcake town and were now simply having a good time, either on the dance floor or just talking to each other.
"So what have ya been working on these last few weeks sugarcube?" Applejack asked with a cup of punch balanced on her hat.
"Well remember that Want it Need it spell? I've figured out why it went so horribly wrong last time." Twilight replied.
"An' what's that?"
"I simply used far too much power. Now I'd like to cast it again to see what the effects are when it's working properly. But Spike's already said no and I doubt anypony is willing to let me even try!" Twilight complained.
"Well shucks, can ya blame em? Nopony wants to be a love crazed zombie." Applejack said.
"The spell isn't supposed to do that! It's apparently much more subtle but I don't know what that means." Twilight explained hanging her head low in weariness.
Applejack just stared at Twilight. On one hoof she felt bad for the purple mare. On the other hoof, she didn't exactly want to be a love crazed zombie. But if Twilight got too frustrated she might take it in her head to just cast the spell on some unwitting pony. It was Applejack's duty, no her privilege to bite the bullet for all of Ponyville.
"Shoot, Ah think Ah'll regret this but Ah reckon you can cast the spell on me." Applejack volunteered with a gulp.
"Really?!" Twilight beamed at Applejack
"But you promise me right now that if Ah'm actin the least bit odd you'll stop the spell immediately, got it?" Applejack added quickly.
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! Thank you Applejack! I promise nothing bad will happen." Twilight practically sang.
Suddenly Pinkie Pie rushed over
"Hi girls! Whatcha talking about? Twilight's smiling so it must be funny or good news! Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!" She said.
"Applejack volunteered to help me test the new improved Want it Need it Spell. " Twilight explained.
Now all of their friends were crowded around them, talking excitedly.
"Darling are you sure about this? Hearts aren't something you should be trifling with."
"I can't wait! This is going to be so awesome! Seeing Applejack mooning over some object is going to be so funny."
"Good luck, Twilight. Um, do you mind if I watch as well. I-if you don't mind that is." Fluttershy whispered.
"This is going to be so much fun! So when are you casting the spell?"
Applejack just facehooved at the attention. Her little favor to Twilight just got turned into a spectacle for all of their friends. At least Applebloom and Big Mac won't be there. She consoled herself.
"I don't see why not. I was thinking of beginning testing first thing tomorrow morning, if that's alright with you Applejack?" Twilight asked.
"Sure, might as well get this over with quickly." Applejack replied, her voice muffled by her hoof.
The girls chatted some more, excited about what the morning would bring. Nopony was paying attention to Spike who decided to sneak out and write an emergency letter to the Princess.
The sun was just beginning to rise as the Elements of Harmony plus Spike made their way outside of Ponyville. Applejack was dragging her "Thanks for saving Ponyville" award. The award was nearly a foot taller then her and made from solid brass. After reaching the lake they stopped walking and Applejack spit the reward from her mouth. Amazing the award stayed up right.
"Alright Twi, mind tellin me what you wanted with mah award?"
"Well I figured that if anything does go wrong then you'll all fall in love with something that is too big to carry easily. That's also why we are all the way out here so no other pony could be caught by the spell." Twilight replied.
"Well why are we out here so early? I mean the sun isn't even up yet!" Rainbow Dash complained.
"Ah didn't ask you to come Rainbow. You could have just slept in!" Applejack retorted.
"Ha! Fat chance AJ! I wouldn't miss this for season tickets to the Wonderbolts." Rainbow Dash grinned at her friend.
"Well lets just get this over with. Ah'd rather not spend all day under this spell."
"Alright, Applejack I want you to focus on the trophy as much as you can, everypony else close your eyes so you don't get caught in the spell."
Twilight bent her head till her horn was only a micron away from actually touching the trophy. She felt the magic well up in her and began weaving the spell. She was taking extraordinary care in making sure that everything was right. After all not only was Applejack trusting her, she'd never live it down if she messed up this spell again. She was just finishing up the very last part of the spell when Luna's Royal Canterlot Voice hit her from behind at point blank range.
"GREETINGS TWILIGHT SPARKLE! WE ARE PLEASED TO ONCE AGAIN MEET WITH YOU!"
Twilight woke up to an annoying beeping noise. Looking around she noticed she was in the hospital, with the beeping coming from a heart rate monitor. Before she could notice anything else she was surrounded by her friends, chattering in concern. Then before things could get out of control, Nurse Redheart and Princess Luna entered the room.
"Quiet! Some of the other patients are resting." The nurse hissed. The girls muttered some apologies. Giving them one last glare, Nurse Redheart bowed to her Highness and left the room.
"Oh, Twilight. Are you feeling well? We apologies for startling you, it was not our intent to scare you into miscasting the spell." Luna said softly.... well softly for her anyways, which amounted to a normal indoors volume.
"Ugh, what happen exactly?" Twilight asked, still a little groggy from waking up.
"We're not sure darling." Rarity replied
"Yeah, because we all had our eyes closed and Applejack was looking at the award. So we were just standing there with our eyes closed when we heard Luna say hi and then there was a sound like a firework going off too close and when we open our eyes you were lying on the ground and unconscious. But you're awake now and everything is better!" Pinkie answered.
"When you miscast the spell it imploded. The resulting blast knocked you unconscious. We rushed you to the hospital as quickly as we could." Luna said.
"But Princess, why were you here in the first place?" Twilight asked
"Please Twilight, we would like it if you called us Luna. But to answer your question your squire Spike sent our royal sister a letter informing her of an 'attempt to cast an dangerous spell' that you would perform this morning. Rather then wait for our sister to awaken we rushed over as soon as the Night Court had been dismissed."
"Letter? SPIKE?!" Twilight shouted.
"Oh-umm I gotta go clean up the library Twilight! Glad to see you're awake." Spike ran for the door.
"Oh no you don't!" Twilight tried to teleport him back with her horn. However just some weak sparks appeared and a sharp pain shot through her head "OW, what just happened?"
"You should be more careful Twilight, here have some water," Fluttershy said lifting a glass up to her lip.
"Thanks Fluttershy, but why did it hurt to use magic?"
"If you don't mind, I'll answer that." The doctor said entering the room. "Now Twilight it appears that as a result of your accident you've sprained your horn. Its not a big deal but I would recommend not using any heavy duty spells and just sticking to basic levitation and movement spells for the next week."
"A week without magic?" Twilight whined
"Come on Sugarcube, you've spent more time then that just readin before. Ah'm sure a week will pass before you know it."
"Yeah I guess your right. So how long till I can leave the hospital?" Twilight sighed.
"You can leave right now if you'd like. Besides the sprained horn there is nothing wrong with you. Just be sure to come back in a week so I can give you a check up." The doctor replied.
Twilight just nodded in agreement. After a few hours of some tedious paperwork she was free to go.
"We'll have to take our leave of you now Twilight Sparkle. Our sister will be wondering why we missed breakfast. Don't be surprised if she decides to drop in on you sometime this next week." And before anypony could even wish her goodbye the Princess took off, flying back towards Canterlot.
"Well that certainly was-" Twilight stopped, her mind trying to fill in the blank.
"Abrupt?" Rarity suggested.
"Yes, thank you. I guess I'll see you girls later?" Twilight said.
The girls said their goodbyes, each promising to drop by later to check up on her. I'm so lucky to have such caring friends. Twilight thought to herself Now I just need to come up for a fitting punishment for Spike.
Twilight was just beginning to reread one of her Daring Do books when Applejack knocked on her front door.
"Come in!"
"Hey Twilight Ah was wondering if Ah could talk to you for a while." Applejack said
"Sure. What's going on?"
"Well, you see I've been feelin a might odd after you woke up." Applejack said.
"What do you mean by odd?" Twilight said.
"Ah can't focus and everytime Ah think of the accident this morning it feels like my stomach is flip-flopping all over the place." Applejack said.
"And you think its because of the spell?" Twilight said.
"Ah don't know Twilight, but Ah need to be able to focus on mah work. So Ah was hoping you could help?" Applejack couldn't keep the pleading look out of her eyes, despite her best efforts.
"I don't know how I can help. Without my magic I can't even check if you are being affected by the spell or if those emotions are entirely natural. I couldn't even teach another unicorn to cast the spell due to the complexity of the detection spell. Well I'm sure there are some unicorns in Canterlot who could help but you don't really need my help to contact them." Twilight took a deep breath after she finished.
"Uh huh. Your sure there's nothing you can do to help?"
"I guess I could just come down to Sweet Apple Acres and observe you for a while."
Applejack blushed "A-ah wouldn't want to strain you after the accident. Ah'm sure I can just muddle through this on mah own till you get your magic back."
"Oh it won't be a problem at all. I'll just hang around and see if your acting different. Plus I can help you with your chores, so even if you're distracted we'll be sure to finish them together."
"But ah-" Applejack muttered before being interrupted by Twilight
"Come on lets get started!" Twilight called, already halfway out the door. Applejack just nodded dumbly. Shoot, what's going on with me? Now I'm more shy and distracted then ever. I hope Twilight can think of something to help me. Applejack thought to herself as she followed her friend, never taking her eyes off the purple mare for a second.
Meanwhile outside of Ponyville a certain light blue unicorn was taking a break from hauling her wagon around. She sat in front of her most prized possession, a full length mirror gilded in gold.
"Ok Trixie, we've nearly arrived in Ponyville. Its nearly time to implement the plan. Knock em dead, Trixie." She said to her reflection.
"But what if it goes wrong? This is one gig I can't afford to fail!"
"That's just stage fright talking. The Great and Powerful Trixie can do anything! With these new spells Trixie's learned, Trixie can win over all of Ponyville!"
"I don't need to win over all of Ponyville I just need to- Well I suppose some extra practice can't hurt." Trixie interrupted herself and walked back outside, mentally going over her plan one last time.
Rainbow Dash was going about her normal weather duties. The weather called for partially cloudy and she was trying to decide just how many clouds that called for and where to put them. The work was tedious and boring so when she heard a loud commotion coming from Ponyville she took the opportunity to investigate and take a break. Flying down she noticed a simple roofed wagon making its way slowly through Ponyville under its own power. Curious ponies surrounded it, taking care to stay out of its way as it trudged forward. Rainbow Dash, not content with just watching patiently, flew up to the carriage and knocked loudly on the wood.
"Hey! Is anypony home?"
There was no response and after a few more tries Rainbow Dash gave up. She headed back up to take a nap instead. Taking one last glance down at the cart she jumped back up when she realized that the cart was headed straight for Twilight's library.
"Oh no you don't." Rainbow Dash flew up to the cart and pushed against it with all her strength. However the cart still made its way towards the library. Soon it had reached its destination and halted a few strides away from the door. Rainbow Dash slowly lowered her hooves, still eyeing the cart suspiciously. The cart suddenly erupted in fireworks and sparklers, the front of it unfolding to form a miniature stage.
"Greetings ponies of Ponyville! The Great and Powerful Trixie has returned!" The mare proclaimed as she appeared in a puff of smoke.
"What the hay do you think you're doing here Trixie!" A singed Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew up to confront Trixie.
"That is no business of yours. The Great and Powerful Trixie is here for one purpose which involves Twilight Sparkle which needs not concern anypony else. Now if you'll excuse Trixie." Trixie pushed past Rainbow Dash and knocked on the door to the library. The door was opened almost immediately by Spike who had rushed downstairs at the sound of fireworks.
"Trixie! Why are you here?" Spike asked
"Ah, you must be Twilight Sparkle's minion, Spike. Trixie is here to meet with Twilight Sparkle. Do your mistress a favor and fetch her for Trixie."
"I'm not her minion! And Twilight isn't here anyways, not that she would want to talk to a fraud like you!" Spike yelled.
"Yeah that's right! Twilight is ten times the unicorn you are so forget whatever delusional plans you have of challenging her." Rainbow added.
"Trixie will have you know that she has obtained new heights of power that were beyond even her own magnificent imagination. Regardless, the Great and Powerful Trixie will meet with Twilight Sparkle. If she is not here then Trixie will simply wait for her return." With that said and a flick of her tail the mare jumped back up on stage and sat down to wait, ignoring the twin glares from Rainbow Dash and Spike.
Working at Sweet Apple Acres had been a disaster. Every time Applejack had managed to relax and get to work, Twilight would say or do something and Applejack would get all distracted again. Her eyes and thoughts constantly drifted to Twilight and whenever she tried to say something to Twilight she felt all tongue-tied and shy.
"Well that's the last of the chores." A bruised and battered Twilight said. "And you certainly are being affected by something. Though I don't know what. You didn't seem to respond at all when we brought the trophy out or had Big Mac try and steal it. Even when we tried to destroy it you didn't react." Applejack just nodded smiling at the memory of the disastrous tests. The trophy itself remained unharmed, not even showing the smallest of dents from her brother tackling it.
"Anyways I think I should come back tomorrow and do some more tests." Twilight said.
"W-what?! NO! Ah mean, you need your rest sugarcube. Remember you got your own injury to heal from and working at the farm without your magic isn't very restful." Applejack said.
"But I can't just ignore your problem. What kind of friend would I be then?"
"Don't you worry sugarcube. Ah'm a big pony and Ah'll be fine. Ah just am having some odd feelins, that's all. But if it makes you feel better Ah'll stop by Zecora's tomorrow and see what she thinks." Applejack replied.
"Alright, if you insist." Twilight said reluctantly causing Applejack to sigh in relief. She doubted if her nerves could stand another day around her lavender friend. Plus Zecora might be able to help anyways, that Zebra had remedies for the strangest things and she was always good for advice. The pair said their goodbyes and went their separate ways. Twilight walked up to her house, too tired and sore to notice the wagon at her front door.
"Hey Spike don't bother waking me up tomorrow morning. I want to sleep in for once." Twilight said walking inside and heading straight for her bed. Before she could get anywhere she was interrupted by Rainbow Dash flying in front of her.
"Twilight what happened to you? You look awful!" She said.
"Rainbow Dash what are you doing in my house!? and Trixie too?" Twilight yelped noticing Trixie for the first time.
"Trixie has something she wants to say to you. I hung around to make sure she didn't try anything." Rainbow explained
"Well what did you want Trixie?" Twilight said.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie-" Trixie took a deep breath before continuing "-I mean I have something to say to you Twilight Sparkle. Ever since you vanquished the Ursa Minor where Trixie could not, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind. It took a while for me to come to terms with my feelings but I have. I-I love you Twilight Sparkle!"
“hatW? OwH nac ouy eb ni oevl wiht em? I balery ownk uoy!” Twilight shouted. Seeing the puzzled looks on her guests faces clued her in on what she actually said. OK Twilight let's try that again but this time lets not speak in gibberish. “What? How can you be in love with me? I barely know you!” Twilight said again.
“Trixie knows that Twilight Sparkle. Yet Trixie cannot help how Trixie feels about you. Please Trixie is not asking for much, just a chance for us to get to know each other.” Trixie pleaded.
“Well of-” Twilight began
“Absolutely not!” Rainbow Dash interrupted “Why would she want to date some two bit showmare who destroyed Ponyville? Just get back in your cart and buzz off!”
“Rainbow Dash!” Twilight yelled “How dare you say such things about Trixie! Sure she was abrasive the last time she came to Ponyville but everypony deserves a chance. So yes I will give her that chance, even though you disapprove. Also you don't get to answer for me in a matter so personal! Trixie lets meet up tomorrow and make plans. Now can you both please leave so I can go to sleep? I had a long day helping Applejack and I'm exhausted.” Twilight said before heading upstairs. The two other ponies left the library eyeing each other. Trixie could not keep a victorious smirk off her face as she headed to her cart.
“Just keep laughing Trixie. I'll wipe that smirk off your face soon enough. You'll never get Twilight, not if I have anything to say about it.” Rainbow Dash muttered to herself as she glared at Trixie. She then quickly flew up to her cloud home where she spent most of the night pacing and thinking up plans to drive Trixie out of town. Finally she gave up and fell into a restless slumber.
Trixie on the other hoof was ecstatic. Too excited to sleep she paced around her cart and planned how she would impress Twilight the next day. Finally she settled down and fell into a sweet slumber. “Twilight will be Trixie's, all mine.” She muttered in her sleep as she dreamed.
Meanwhile in Canterlot a very different mare wasn't sleeping at all. This was nothing unusual though. After all she was the Princess of the Night for a reason. The aura of melancholy and longing sigh weren't out of place either. However something was odd. Usually Princess Luna would be quite happy after visiting Ponyville. Her usual glum shouldn't have arrived so quickly. Noticing her distress, Luna's personal hoofmaiden Starshine rushed over.
“Is there something the matter, my Princess?” She said with a bow. Luna just sighed again and continued to walk towards her throne. Starshine decided to try again. “How did your trip to Ponyville go?”
“IT WAS HORRIBLE! NOT ONLY DID I FAIL TO STOP TWILIGHT FROM CASTING HER SPELL, BUT I EVEN MADE THINGS WORSE! HER SPELL WAS MISCAST AND NOW MY SISTER'S BELOVED STUDENT CANNOT CAST MAGIC AT ALL! FINALLY I MADE AN UTTER FOAL OF MYSELF WHEN I SHAMEFULLY FLED BACK TO CANTERLOT WITH BARELY A FAREWELL! HOW WILL I EVER FACE TWILIGHT AGAIN!?” Princess Luna bellowed at her servant.
“My Princess if you believe that you have wronged Celestia's student then shouldn't you right that wrong?” Starshine pointed out with a bow.
“YES, YES YOU ARE CORRECT MY DEAR SERVANT. IT IS ONLY RIGHT AND FITTING THAT WHILE TWILIGHT HEALS FROM HER INJURY THAT I BE AT HER SIDE CARING FOR HER AND PROTECTING HER. PACK OUR THINGS STARSHINE, FOR NEXT NIGHT WE LEAVE FOR PONYVILLE!” Princess Luna decreed, her mood noticeably improved at the thought of returning to Ponyville.
“As you wish, Your Highness.” Starshine bowed once more and trotted away on her princess' orders.
The next day arrived with the same glorious sunrise as it always did. Rainbow Dash however was in no mood to appreciate it. As always the sunlight made its insidious way towards her bed where it danced upon her face. Dash responded the same way she always did, by pulling some cloud over her head to block the sun. This time though she woke abruptly as she remembered that she had something important to do. She had to convince Twilight to not date Trixie no matter what. So Rainbow Dash puffed away her cloud bed with a flick of her wings and dropped out her house. She spread her wings and started to glide in the early morning air. From her house she could reach anywhere in Ponyville with no effort and it was too early in the morning for stunts anyways. With a subtle shift of her wings she turned towards the library. She wouldn't arrive for a little while which was good because Rainbow Dash knew that Twilight would only listen to thought out arguments and she needed the time to think. Rainbow Dash grinned, a smart pony like Twilight would surely listen to an awesome pony such as herself. Trixie didn't stand a chance.
Applejack rolled out of bed groaning. Her head ached from lack of sleep and lots of worry. Now she had a long day of work to look forward to. While she loved the farm there were times where she wished she could sleep in and spend all day napping. I bet Twilight gets to sleep in whenever she wants. Applejack shook her head irritably, “Why do all of mah thoughts keep leading back to that mare?” Applejack grumbled to herself as she got to work.
Fluttershy got to sleep in. She was curled under her blankets with only the tip of her muzzle exposed so she could breath. Normally Angel would wake Fluttershy up but today was different. Today was the day of the week when Angel took care of the animal's breakfast while Fluttershy slept. In return Fluttershy made Angel his special salad and always made sure to include the cherry on top. For now though Fluttershy slept and dreamed sweetly of what she wanted. Slowly she woke up, sleepily pushing her covers away. “What a lovely dream. I can't wait to tell Rainbow Dash about it.” She said softly to herself as her eyes adjusted to the light.
Twilight woke up with a grin. She felt much better with a good night's sleep and now she had a date to look forward to. I can't believe Trixie is in love with me! Me of all ponies! Okay Trixie was a little abrasive the last time she was in Ponyville but she seemed nice enough last night. Anyways I can't wait for our date! Twilight though to herself as she pranced down the stairs from her room. She sniffed the air, enjoying the smell of Spike's freshly cooked muffins. When she reached the kitchen she was greeted by the sight of a rainbow maned friend of hers munching down on a muffin. Twilight stopped and stared at Rainbow Dash's back for a second before grabbing a muffin of her own. I really shouldn't have expected that Rainbow Dash would have given up that easily. Ah well, might as well get this over with. Twilight thought with a mental sigh.
“Good morning Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said as she continued to eat. Rainbow nodded and finished her muffin before answering.
“Hey Twilight. I wanted to talk to you about Trixie.”
“Of course you did. I don't understand what the big deal is.” Twilight sighed.
“The big deal is that Trixie is a no good, arrogant punk! Remember how she caused the Ursa Minor rampage? She's probably back here to try and get some revenge for you showing her up back then. Trust me Twilight, Trixie is nothing but trouble and will end up breaking your heart if you let her.” Rainbow Dash said.
“First of all Rainbow Dash; Trixie did not cause the Ursa Minor rampage remember? It was Snips and Snails who lured it into town. Second why would Trixie want revenge on me? She could have died if I didn't intervene. Even if she did want revenge why would she go through the effort of tricking me into thinking that she loved me first? Finally how would you know if Trixie is nothing but trouble? She was only here for one day and you interacted with her for all of thirty seconds. Not exactly enough time to get to know someone. So I'll give her a chance, and I'll see who she really is. You don't need to worry about me Rainbow, I'll be fine.” Twilight countered.
“She's just no good for you!” Rainbow Dash shouted.
“How do you know?”
“It's just so obvious! Come on Twilight don't do this!” Rainbow Dash yelled grabbing Twilight with her hooves.
“Rainbow Dash, calm down. Why are you getting so worked up about this?”
“It's because, because-” Then Rainbow Dash interrupted herself by kissing Twilight. It was nothing more then a quick smooch on the lips but it still left Twilight speechless. “Ah, Um, I have to go walk Tank!” Rainbow Dash blurted before fleeing the library at top velocity. Twilight just sat there not moving a muscle. Several minutes later Fluttershy poked her head in and saw Twilight still sitting there.
“Um, hi Twilight. Did I see Rainbow Dash rush out of here? I've been looking for her all day, do you know where she went?” Fluttershy asked.
“Eep!” Fluttershy dove for a bookshelf, squeezing behind it. Unfortunately there isn't enough room for a pony behind a bookshelf so instead of hiding, Fluttershy just ended up knocking it over. Twilight kept screaming as the bookshelf inevitably landed on her. “Oh no!” Fluttershy gasped. Rushing over she lifted up the bookcase and pushed it to the side, letting it fall to the ground. Twilight had collapsed on the ground, covered in books. It was hard to tell if she was still screaming for a rather large book had effectively gagged her.
“Are you alright Twilight?” Fluttershy said digging Twilight out of the books. Twilight just groaned around her mouthful of book and shook her head. “Oh no! Should I get help or take you to the hospital?” Fluttershy gasped. Twilight just shook her head again and finally spat out the book.
“No, I'm physically fine, it's just....” Twilight trailed off. With another shake of her head she struggled to her hooves and began pacing. “Why would she do that?” Twilight just suddenly asked.
“Do what? What happened Twilight?” Fluttershy asked.
“I don't want to tell you.” Twilight admitted with a blush.
“Why not? I can't help you otherwise. If this is troubling you then you need to talk to somepony.” Fluttershy pointed out.
“It's just....I don't want to upset you.”
“Don't worry Twilight. I'll be alright and you can trust me with whatever secret you have.” Fluttershy said.
“Alright then.” Twilight took a deep breath. “RainbowDashkissedmeandIdon'tknowwhattodoandbythewaysorryIdon'twantthistoruinourfriendshipcanyoupleaseforgiveme?” she said as fast as she could.
“What? Twilight you need to slow down.” Fluttershy said flatly. Twilight nodded and tried again. With the exact same result. “Maybe you should start from the beginning?” Fluttershy suggested.
Twilight took a deep breath and nodded. “OK so I woke up this morning as usual and find Rainbow Dash downstairs in the kitchen. She starts trying to convince me to not date Trixie-”
“You're dating Trixie!?” Fluttershy exclaimed softly.
“And when I confronted her about why she was so concerned about Trixie she got all flustered and she ended up, well kissing me.” Twilight continued, not noticing Fluttershy's interruption. “I'm so sorry Fluttershy! This must be so hard on you and I don't want to get between the two of you and why are you looking at me like that?” Twilight said noticing the strangely happy expression on Fluttershy's face
“Yes, and I'm sorry Fluttershy. Please don't be mad at me!” Twilight replied. Fluttershy began to walk closer to Twilight.
“It's okay Twilight. In fact I'm happy to hear that.” Fluttershy blushed as she moved even closer.
“I-it is? You are? Why?” Twilight asked desperately as she fell back on her haunches.
“Because I get to do this.” Fluttershy whispered. Fluttershy leaned in and gave Twilight a soft and passionate kiss. Twilight just stared at Fluttershy in response. “Now you just stay right here. I have to go find Rainbow Dash but we'll both be back soon. I promise.” Fluttershy breathed into Twilight's ear. With that Fluttershy flew out of the library. Twilight snapped out of it shorty afterwards. “What do I do? Is this just some elaborate prank? No way Fluttershy wouldn't do that, but then what's going on? They couldn't actually mean it, could they?” Twilight muttered to herself as she started to pace. Suddenly the door was flung open with an explosive burst of green and red smoke.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie has arrived!”
Pinkie Pie watched with her head cocked to the side as first Rainbow Dash and then Fluttershy rushed out of the library. She gasped in surprise as Trixie entered with a magical flash. Deciding to get closer she adjusted her trenchcoat and picked up her desk. She moved it to the middle of the street and peaked through her binoculars at the target. No sign of any movement. Pinkie sipped her coffee and looked around to see if anypony was watching her. Nopony seemed to be paying attention to the rather large desk in the middle of the street. I knew this disguise would be unnoticeable! Pinkie thought smugly to herself as opened up her newspaper and took another peek at the library. Pinkie's stomach started flip-flopping again as she contemplated what could be happening inside. Was her Pinkie Sense trying to tell her something? Or were the thoughts of her bestest friend Twilight Sparkle causing the flip-flops. Or perhaps it was the eight coffees and two dozen donuts she had eaten to maintain her disguise. It truly was a mystery, one that could only be solved by the genius detective Pinkie Pie! But first she had to rescue her clueless assistant who was being held captive by her arch-rival the Dreaded and Diabolical Trixie, whose genius mind was a match for her own! Pinkie Pie had not let deduced the latest of Trixie's cunning plans, yet Pinkie knew that her poor assistant would be caught up once again in her never ending struggle against Trixie. For now ace detective Pinkie Pie would play the waiting game, and Pinkie Pie was great at all sorts of games!
Applejack cursed as her strategically positioned buckets proved to be positioned in order to avoid every single apple that fell from the tree. With a sigh she bent down and began picking them up one by one with her teeth and depositing them in the buckets. Darn that Twilight Sparkle. This is all her fault. Ever since she got in that accident I haven't been able to think straight. Every time I try to focus on my work, my mind starts thinking of how nice it was that she came out to help despite being injured, how she never stopped trying to help me even without her magic, how smart she is, and how cute she looks she smiles. Gah! I'm doing it again! Applejack thought, shaking her head. She tried to get back to work, but the simple job left her mind with a lot of time to think and she drifted off again.
“Sis?” Big Mac said, moving up.
“Ah'm sorry Big Mac. Ah can't seem to focus on mah work and I bet that's worryin you,” Applejack said.
“Eeyup.”
“Well mah problem is, well, Ah don't know what it is! But Ah keep looking around for Twilight and when Ah can't find her Ah feel all funny. Kinda like Ah'm sad and relieved all at once. Except that when she was here yesterday Ah felt completely different. Ah kept sneaking peaks whenever Ah thought she wasn't lookin and whenever she tried talkin to me Ah'd get all flustered and tongue-tied. Now Ah can't stop thinkin about her and it's affectin mah work.” Applejack said.
“Applejack,” Big Mac said, moving uncomfortably close to Applejack and staring directly into her eyes.
“Yeah? What?” Applejack said, looking puzzled, with her eyes looking straight back.
“Twilight Sparkle.” Big Mac said slowly, watching Applejack closely. Applejack blushed and her eyes started darting away from Big Mac's. He nodded and backed off. “Eeyup, looks like Ah thought right. You're in love sis.”
“What!? Ah can't be in love with Twilight! She's one of mah best friends and a mare to boot!” Applejack exclaimed.
“Being friends isn't a problem, why look at me and Cheerilee. We used to just be good friends, same with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. They've been friends for a long time. Look at them now. Her bein a mare isn't a problem either. Nothing wrong with that.” Big Mac said.
“But I'm not attracted to mares! Never was,” Applejack protested.
“Ah've never seen you interested in anypony before,” Big Mac pointed out.
“That's cause we were always so busy here on the farm. Ah don't have time to deal with such nonsense,” Applejack paused and stamped her hoof,” wait Ah know! Ah must be under that Want it Need it spell Twilight was castin. It must have caused me to fall in love with her instead of that award!”
“Nope,” Big Mac said promptly, “Ah know what love magic looks like and Ah know what love looks like and you look like you're in love.”
“Now just wait a cotton-pickin second. Since when were you an expert on love magic?” Applejack protested.
“Well Ah've been under two love spells, the Want it Need it, and Love Poison. Ah think Ah know what Ah'm talkin about,” Mac said.
“Ah am not in love with Twilight! And Ah'm going to prove it. Ah'll get some fancy magic be gone potion from Zecora and that'll get rid of these feelins once and for all.” Applejack said, stomping her hoof on the ground.
“Don't do anything foolish sis. Love is a wonderful thing and Ah don't want you to throw it away just cause you're too stubborn to admit your own feelins,” Big Mac said. Applejack just snorted.
“Let's get back to work,” she said ignoring Big Mac as she started picking up apples again.
Fluttershy hummed as she searched around town for Rainbow Dash. This is great! It's just like my dream. I'll find Rainbow Dash and talk to her about Twilight. She'll interrupt me with a kiss and then we'll go get Twilight. Then all three of us will live together, get married, and we'll... Fluttershy blushed, pleasantly distracted by her thoughts. By the time she reached her butterfly grotto she had search most of Ponyville. The butterflies swirled around her with many of them landing on her, but they did nothing to ease her rising panic. She's not here either. Oh what if my dream is wrong? What if Rainbow Dash only wants Twilight? What if, what if she doesn't love me anymore? Where is she? Fluttershy rose in the air, frantically looking around. “Rainbow Dash, where are you?” she called softly. Only the butterflies heard her and they quickly dispersed, searching on Fluttershy's behalf. “Thank you my friends,” she said before joining the search. A short time later a trio of butterflies reported in and after listening to them Fluttershy blushed a deep crimson. “Oh Fluttershy you silly pony, next time check her house,” she chided herself, lightly smacking her head. “Thank you so much my friends,” she said sweetly before flying off.
Fluttershy managed to calm down in the short flight to Rainbow Dash's home. Still, she couldn't help but feel nervous as she landed. “R-rainbow Dash?” she called.
“F-fluttershy?” Rainbow Dash's head popped out of her cloud home. “FLUTTERSHY!” A rainbow coloured blur tackled Fluttershy to the fluffy cloud and hugged her tightly. “I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'll never do it again. Just please forgive me!” Rainbow Dash cried as she hugged Fluttershy.
Fluttershy smiled in relief and gently began to run her hoof through Rainbow Dash's mane. “Shh, it's okay, it's alright, I'm not upset, and of course I forgive you. I don't mind that you kissed Twilight.”
“B-but I betrayed you! I betrayed us! I don't deserve you as a marefriend, or even as a friend! I should just run off before I hurt you more,” Rainbow Dash protested, releasing her grip.
“Rainbow Dash,” Fluttershy practically whispered, “do you love me?” giving Rainbow Dash a soft kiss and staring directly into her eyes.
“Of course,” Rainbow Dash said, her wings quivering as Fluttershy's breath warmed her nose.
“Rainbow Dash, do you love Twilight?” She said with another soft kiss. Rainbow Dash dropped her gaze and didn't answer. Fluttershy gently nudged Rainbow Dash's chin with her hoof, bringing her gaze back to her own. “Rainbow Dash, please answer the question.”
“Y-yes,” Rainbow Dash whispered, tears beginning to rise up again.
“Don't cry,” Fluttershy gave Rainbow Dash another kiss and drew back. “I love her too,” she added simply.
“What!?” Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped.
“And I'm willing to share you with her.”
“What!?” Rainbow Dash blushed, her wings flared.
“Um, that is if you don't mind.” Fluttershy's confidence deserted her and she landed, bowing her head. Rainbow Dash was silent for a moment before a massive grin split her face. She grabbed Fluttershy and easily lifted them both into the air. Rainbow Dash captured Fluttershy's lips in a passionate kiss as she flew them higher.
“Fluttershy,” Rainbow Dash said, panting a little, “you are the most awesome, wonderful, and beautiful pony I know.” Rainbow Dash resumed kissing her, not giving her a chance to respond. Fluttershy giggled and kissed her back as much as she could.
“So what now?” Fluttershy asked after they had calmed down and separated. Rainbow Dash stayed silent thinking. Fluttershy waited patiently and idly poked the clouds they were sitting on.
“You know about Trixie, right?” Rainbow Dash asked. Fluttershy nodded, and Rainbow Dash continued, “then you know that we've got competition. We can't take things slow or else we'll miss our chance.”
“Okay,” Fluttershy said.
“I think we should split up. I'll sabotage Trixie and you win over Twilight,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Um Rainbow Dash, that doesn't seem very nice to Trixie,” Fluttershy said.
“All's fair in love and war.”
“Didn't they ban the weaponized use of curry with a spiciness of over five hundred Scovilles?” Fluttershy asked.
“Fine I get it,” Rainbow Dash sighed, “so why should we 'play fair' with Trixie?”
“Well, don't you think Twilight will be upset with us?” Fluttershy said.
“I guess,” Rainbow Dash said, rubbing the back of her head with a hoof.
“And if she's upset she might choose Trixie over us,” Fluttershy continued.
“Alright, I get it. My plan won't work. What do you suggest we do?”
“Um, why don't we just try the direct approach?” Fluttershy asked. Rainbow Dash thought for a second and then grinned.
“Good idea. After we seduce her there's no way she'd even bother to look at Trixie, and how could she resist the two sexiest pegasi in Equestria?” Rainbow Dash said, striking a pose before flying off. “Come on Fluttershy. Lets get going.”
Fluttershy blushed, her wings flapping weakly, “w-wait Rainbow Dash. T-that's not what I meant. I meant we should just go on a date with her,” she stammered as she struggled to catch up to her speedy companion.
Before Twilight could react, Trixie quickly cast several more spells. One blotted out the light in the room while the next created a spotlight on both Twilight and Trixie. Multicoloured snowflakes fell silently in the darkness before shattering into flower petals when they touched the floor. As Trixie walked forward her hooves made beautiful chiming noises every time she took a step. Twilight just watched, a faint smile on her lips as Trixie moved forward. Her panic was pushed back as she watched the impressive display of illusions that Trixie was putting on. The illusions all collapsed when Trixie tripped on a book that was hidden in the darkness.
“Ow!” Trixie yelped as she rubbed her face. Twilight stared for a bit and started to giggle. “It's not funny,” Trixie said, pouting.
“Yes it was,” Twilight said smiling. Her smile quickly faded and she bit her lip as she thought back on the situation with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.
“Are you alright Twilight?” Trixie asked noticing Twilight's mood change.
“It's...I'd rather not talk about it,” Twilight said looking down. The library was silent for a few seconds but then a boutique of golden tulips were shoved under Twilight's nose.
“Do not worry Twilight Sparkle, for the Great and Powerful Trixie is here and she will make all of your problems disappear!” Trixie proclaimed striking a pose. “Go on try them,” Trixie added, when Twilight just stared at the flowers. Hesitantly she nibbled on one and hummed in appreciation before taking a larger bite.
“Are these Honey Tulips? I heard they were very expensive, how did you get them?” Twilight asked as she ate another tulip.
“Only the best for you Twilight! Besides these were given to Trixie as a reward from a grateful farmer after I fended off a vicious pack of bee-dogs.”
“Sounds like quite a story,” Twilight said doubtfully but she was starting to smile again anyways. To her surprise Trixie began trembling as she stared into the distance. “Are you alright?” Twilight asked, putting a hoof on Trixie's shoulder.
“Never again,” Trixie whispered shaking her head, “You purged them with fire, you'll never have to hear that buzzing bark ever again.”
“Trixie, snap out of it!” Twilight shouted shaking Trixie. Trixie shook her head again and put a hoof to her head.
“Sorry Twilight. Let's just say I'm not particularly fond of that memory and never speak of it again. Alright?” Trixie said.
Twilight nodded. “Well thank you for the flowers Trixie,” she said putting them in a vase for later. “Um, now what should we do?”
Trixie brightened immediately. “Aw yes our date. Trixie was unable to make any reservations at a restaurant of appropriate status so Trixie thought that it would be best if we started with a simple walk and returned here, where Trixie herself shall prepare you a delectable dinner beyond imagination.”
“Sounds nice,” Twilight said with a smile. Let's just forget about Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy for now. I'll have a nice relaxing evening getting to know Trixie and I'll deal with those two in the morning.
Little did the two mares suspect that their entire conversation was overheard by none other then Master Detective Pinkie Pie. She casually hung upside down on one of the branches near a window while she slurped her coffee. She flipped open her newspaper and pretended to read it while she thought furiously. I see. The diabolical Trixie is lulling her into a sense of false security by taking her on a peaceful walk and then she'll strike at dinner. Via an equally diabolical poison that will make all of Twilight's hair fall out leaving her bald, cold, and humiliated. It's all so obvious that I'm surprised my lovely assistant has fallen for such a ruse. Pinkie sighed melodramatically, clearly the devious Trixie is using her 'charms' to trick Twilight as she's holding leprechauns hostage with their gold, allowing her to trick even my brilliant and beautiful assistant. But how do I stop it? Pinkie scratched her chin, then her head, and then her chin again as she thought. Aha! It's so obvious that the only thing more obvious is Trixie's plan! If she's trying to trick Twilight via a peaceful walk then all I have to do is to make sure that walk is anything but peaceful! Oh shoot they're already leaving, I better go gather the materials I need for my counterplan. Don't worry Twilight, the brilliant and bright Pinkie is on the way! Pinkie dropped from the tree, flipped, and bounced away.
Twilight and Trixie walked through Ponyville's park enjoying the carefully tended beauty that the town had created. As they walked they chatted about many small topics such as recently read books, favourite foods, and future plans.
“One day Twilight, they shall hold parades in Trixe's honour,” Trixie said waving a hoof.
“Oh, you mean they aren't already?” Twilight said, sticking her tongue out at Trixie.
“You may laugh Twilight, but Trixie is on the road to glory and soon the name of the Great and Powerful Trixie shall be legendary throughout all of Equestria!”
“So what did happen after you left Ponyville? I don't mean to be rude but you seemed to be pretty different back then,” Twilight asked.
“Well at first Trixie just tried to forget about the whole thing and get on with my life. Trixie bought a new trailer with my savings and went back to the road. But wherever I went Trixie was greeted with jeers and laughter! Trixie had become a laughing stock after the story about the Ursa Minor got around. Not only did they laugh and mock Trixie but they even vandalized my brand new trailer!” Trixie was getting into the story, her face full of emotion as Twilight listened.
“I'm ashamed to admit it, but I started blaming you for my misfortune. Trixie remembered you revealing the Ursa's true identity to the townsfolk and so effortlessly defeating the Ursa Minor where Trixie had failed miserably. I grew jealous and obsessed with defeating you to regain my reputation,” Trixie said softly, lowering her head in remembered shame.
“At first Trixie studied in libraries across Equestria, learning new spells and looking for ways to become more powerful, but Trixie never felt it was enough. However my funds were low and Trixie could no longer make her living by performing. Still I managed to learn of a powerful artifact, said to give the wearer the power to challenge the Princesses themselves! I wanted it but rumour was that it was held by a greedy merchant, and that the artifact could not be stolen, only given freely. A rock farmer was looking for help and I almost took him up on his offer til fate intervened,” Trixie said.
“The next day Trixie headed out of town with the rock farmer. Luckily for me we were attacked by a fierce wyvern!”
“What? How is that lucky?” Twilight interrupted.
“No interruptions please. So where was Trixie? Oh yes, we were attacked by a fierce wyvern! We were only a short ways out of town but still too far for anypony to do more then witness what happened next. Trixie admits that the beast caught her off guard but her instincts were as sharp as ever and she released a barrage of magical fireworks, distracting the beast and warning the town simultaneously. It turned it's attention to me and Trixie screamed for the rock farmer to run away. Trixie launched more fireworks to attract the wyvern's attention but it ignored me in favour of the fleeing farmer. A quick zap of lightning changed it's mind fast and it dove at me, screeching in rage. Trixie fearlessly stood her ground as she charged up her next spells, a massive blast of light that Trixie released at the last moment, diving out of the way. Blinded the beast crashed into the ground, throwing up a giant wave of dust obscuring it's form.”
“Trixie admits that she thought she had won, so when the wyvern emerged through the dust she panicked and let loose another blast of lightning. That may have been a mistake as the lightning just enraged the beast which charged after the fleeing Trixie. Realizing that running back to the village would just put other ponies in danger, Trixie instead ran for the gorge just out of town. As Trixie ran she fought a running battle with the wyvern, fending it off with shrieking fireworks and bright bursts of light. Once among the rocky cliffs of the gorge, Trixie hid among the many boulders while the wyvern was forced to land. Then it was just a matter of waiting for the right moment. Summoning up all of her mighty magic Trixie created an illusionary version of herself by the cold and fast river. Naturally the beast fell for it and pounced on the illusion which exploded into a cloud of foul smoke. A simple grease spell and a well thrown boulder was all that it took to make the wyvern slip into the river which carried the beast far enough away for Trixie to make her escape and the village to be safe!” Trixie finished her story with a flourish, casting a spell to make herself gleam and sparkle. Twilight clapped her hooves enthusiastically.
“That was quite a story Trixie. So what happened next?” Twilight asked as they resumed walking.
“Well naturally the ponyfolk were very grateful to the Great and Powerful Trixie for fending off the wyvern. So they threw Trixie a large party, gave her new supplies and a new cart, and most importantly, promised to remember my heroic actions. That's when I realized what I had been doing wrong for so long. Simply being the best by beating other ponies doesn't get you remembered as anything but a bully, and if you ever fail nopony will let you forget it. No, being a hero is much better. Ponies spread tales of your heroics all across Equestria and will even invent their own! They'll shower a hero with gifts and practically beg her to visit their home. So I changed my routine, instead of challenging the residents of the places I visited I instead pledged to solve their problems no matter what they may be. It didn't matter if the residents were plagued by ghouls, or haunted by ghosts, no matter what monster, Trixie sought them out and defeated them!” Trixie declared
“...Wow,” Twilight breathed, impressed at the conviction in Trixie's voice. “That seems pretty dangerous not to mention a huge change. What made you keep it up?” Twilight asked.
“Occasionally I would have doubts,” Trixie admitted, “and there were the occasional neighsayer or ungrateful lout that nearly made me lose my temper, but whenever that happened I remembered my inspiration and managed to calm down.” Trixie said, blushing and staring at Twilight from the corner of her eye.
“Oh and what's your inspiration?” Twilight asked tilted her head to the side.
“You Twilight. Whenever a neighsayer got on Trixie's nerves I'd remember how you walked away from my challenge. Whenever I felt like backing down I remember how you saved me and all of Ponyville from the Ursa Minor out of the goodness of your heart,” Trixie said, stopping and staring directly into Twilight's eyes. Twilight blushed herself, and looked down at her hooves.
“It wasn't that big of a deal,” Twilight mumbled. Trixie just smiled and lightly poked Twilight.
“Do not worry about it Twilight Sparkle. Now is there anything else you wish to know about the Great and Powerful Trixie?”
“Yeah, how come sometimes you talk in the third person and other times you talk normally?” Twilight said, smiling in appreciation of the subject change.
“That? Well it's kinda embarrassing. I -” Trixie was interrupted as a pink blur swinging on a rope grabbed Twilight, who let out a short scream as the two of them were launched through the air landing perfectly on a hot air balloon that Trixie swore wasn't there a second ago.
“Ha ha! Once again I have foiled your plans oh Fiendish and Devilish Trixie!” Pinkie Pie declared.
Spike hummed as he polished his collection of gems. These gems were special and were not to simply be eaten as a snack. These gems fell into three rough categories; first were the gems that Spike was ageing to maximize flavour. He took care of these gems first, trimming them with his claws, polishing them, and turning them in the sunlight. All according to the Earth Ponies' Guide to Growing Gems. The second group were the gems that he was preparing to give away as gifts. These took more time and effort as Spike had to keep them in a special solution to encourage their growth and then Spike had to extensively trim them in order to keep them growing into the right shape as well as polishing away the marks his claws would leave. Finally there were the gems Spike kept for sentimental reasons. The gems other ponies had given him as a gift or he had gotten on an adventure. Among these included the diamond Rarity gave him for saving him from Diamond Dogs, the heart shaped pink diamond Cadence awarded him for catching the Crystal Heart, and even one of the gems he swiped from the green dragon's lair in the Everfree Forest. These gems took minimal care, just a quick polish and the discipline to not eat or drool on them. Spike was just looking through these now when the knock came on the door.
“We're open,” Spike called as he packed up his collection. He turned to look at the dark blue unicorn with a black mane. He easily identified her as some sort of Canterlot noble from how she walked and more importantly, the fact that she was wearing a dress. “How can I help you, Madam?”
“Is Lady Twilight Sparkle in residence?” she asked politely as she looked around the library.
“I'm afraid not. May I enquire on what your business with her?” Spike said.
“I am Lady Starshine and I am the personal hoofmaiden to Princess Luna. I'm here to complete two tasks: one is to inform Lady Twilight that my mistress will be arriving tonight. The other is to ensure that everything is prepared for my mistress's arrival. Now what is your name?” Starshine said.
“I'm Spike. Um, why is the Princess coming here? She's not angry or anything is she?” Spike said, losing his confidence.
“She is...upset and unhappy. So it is important that everything is absolutely perfect. Understand, Squire Spike?”
“Yes, Ma'am! So what's first?” Spike said, saluting.
“First off, we need to clean this abode til it is up to my mistress's exacting standards. Then we shall need to acquire a new bed along with other furniture. Finally, we need to redecorate. This library is too...sunny for Princess Luna's tastes,” Starshine said, glaring at a large window.
“I know the perfect pony to help us with that last part,” Spike said as he started pulling out the cleaning materials, “we'll be done in no time.” The pair got to work and quickly cleaned the library. From there they went to the furniture shops in Ponyville. To Spike's frustration, Starshine at first refused to buy anything claiming it was all too low quality for Princess Luna. Finally after going to literally every furniture store in Ponyville she relented and picked out what she insisted on calling 'the best of a bad lot.' Spike led the way to Rarity's boutique, tired and annoyed with the fussy unicorn. Still he smiled as he knocked politely on Rarity's door.
“Come in,” Rarity called, “we're open.” The pair walked in and Rarity came out of the kitchen. “Hello Spike, this certainly is a pleasant surprise. And who would this be?”
“This is Starshine from Canterlot. Starshine, this is-”
“I know who she is,” Starshine interrupted, her voice cold, “and I don't see how someone like her could possibly be a help, squire.”
“Squire?” Rarity said, looking to Spike.
“I'll explain later,” Spike promised before turning back to Starshine, who was glaring at Spike for addressing Rarity before her. “Rarity is a famous fashion designer and one of Twilight's best friends. I wouldn't trust anypony else to redecorate Twilight's house into something she'll like and is still appropriate for royalty.”
“I don't care if she's been sponsored by Hoity Toity himself! I will not have her interfering with my- I mean Princess Luna's plans.”
“I don't know what your problem is but I'm not going to work with somepony who has some weird grudge against Rarity,” Spike said.
“Hmph, fine then. I shall just have to do everything myself. And you can be assured that I shall mention this dereliction of duty to the Princess,” Starshine sniffed and walked away, her nose in the air. Spike stuck his tongue out at her back and turned around, apologizing to Rarity.
“It's perfectly alright Spike, but who was that pony? And she mentioned something about Princess Luna coming to town? Also you're a squire? Why did you never tell us?” Rarity asked.
“Her name is Starshine and she's the personal hoofmaiden to Princess Luna who sent her ahead to prepare for Luna's visit. As for the squire thing, well it's kinda embarrassing. When Twilight was a filly we were playing knights and Celestia joined in. After Twilight gallantly rescued Celestia from the sock monster, Celestia decided to knight her as a reward. And well, ends up somepony heard and that made it official,” Spike explained, rubbing the back of his head.
“Wait, so Twilight has been a knight the whole time we've known her?” Rarity gasped, eyes widened and hoof raised to cover her open mouth. Spike blushed and looked at his feet. “There's more? What else hasn't Twilight been saying?” Rarity asked.
“Well she's also technically the supreme commander of the Canterlot defence force, head of the Celestine Information Agency, and is Celestia's personal bodyguard,” Spike said slowly.
“Our Twilight is all that? You think you know a pony.” Rarity mused.
“It's not like anypony actually takes that seriously. It's just a joke or a game on Celestia's part,” Spike explained quickly.
“Regardless, it will still make for some prime gossip material. And Princess Luna is coming to visit as well! This is proving to be quite the fantastic week,” Rarity said.
“More like a weird week,” Spike grumbled.
“Whatever do you mean darling?” Rarity asked.
“Well, besides Twilight hurting herself casting the Want it Need it spell, Trixie showed up and asked Twilight on a date,” Spike said.
“What?!”
“That's not all. The next day Rainbow Dash showed up and kissed her,” Spike added.
“Wha?!” Rarity's mouth dropped open in surprise. “Oh dear, this news will simply break poor Fluttershy's heart when she hears it,” Rarity added, trying to regain her composure. Spike grinned, looking forward to her reaction when he dropped the last bombshell.
“Don't worry about that. After all when Fluttershy showed up, she kissed Twilight too,” Spike said with a smirk as he mentally counted. On cue Rarity fainted, dragging her red velvet couch over to gracefully flop over on. Spike chuckled and went to the kitchen, preparing Rarity's favourite tea. A few minutes later Rarity joined him when she recovered from her impromptu nap.
“Thank you,” Rarity said, accepting a tea cup. The two sat in silence for a few moments, Spike enjoying Rarity's beauty and Rarity thinking over the news Spike had brought. “Spike, I have come to a decision,” Rarity declared, “it seems to me that Twilight is in a bad situation and that it is my duty to help her.”
“How so? I mean sure, it's weird, but it'll all blow over soon enough,” Spike said.
“I'm surprised at you Spike, I thought you would have realized how important a filly's first date can be. It should be a wonderful, magical experience for the budding heart falling in love. And I doubt brutes like Trixie and Rainbow Dash will even try to provide an appropriate date. I imagine Trixie will just be yammering on about herself, never giving Twilight a chance to talk, and I bet Rainbow Dash won't even try to date Twilight,” Rarity said.
“What about Fluttershy?”
“Well, Fluttershy will try, I will grant you that. But she's never had a proper date herself. I doubt she'll manage to sweep Twilight off her hooves like she deserves. No I'm afraid that it must fall to me to safeguard Twilight's heart to ensure that Twilight matches up with the appropriate pony.”
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.....wait. What?!” Spike sputtered, “you mean you are going to start dating Twilight too?”
“The proper term would be courting. And I have no true intention of courting Twilight. I shall merely be training her so that she does not foalishly entrust her heart to some barbaric pegasi or arrogant unicorn. So while this training will require me to take Twilight out on many excursions and perhaps provide her with the occasional gift, it won't be actual dating, I mean courting. You see?” Rarity said.
“I...guess,” Spike scratched the back of his skull, “it seems overly complex to me.” Rarity just shrugged and sipped on her tea. She politely changed the subject and began telling Spike about her latest project. Soon the tea ran out and Spike began to leave.
“Oh, one last thing before you go darling,” Rarity said, “would you please invite Twilight to come see me tomorrow?”
“Sure, I guess,” Spike said.
“Thank you,” Rarity sang, “have a nice day Spiky-Wiky.” Spike waved goodbye and started walking home.
“Such a weird week,” he muttered to himself as he walked.
Applejack smiled as she closed the door to the barn. The day had been a long one, but they had managed to get a fair bit of the crop harvested despite the difficulties she had early on. Her stomach growled and Applejack glanced wistfully at the house where she could smell Granny's dinner. No can do, Applejack. It's almost sunset and you've got to get to Zecora's and back again before it gets dark. Applejack thought, glancing at the sun. Sighing, she began to run into the Everfree Forest, every sense alert as she scanned the trail for signs of trouble and obstacles. Her legs were a little sore from working earlier, but she still found it easy to maintain her speed until she reached Zecora's hut. Still, Applejack was breathing a little heavier then usual as she knocked on the door.
“Come in, come in, How are you doing Applebloom's kin? Is there something I can help you with? A sickness, a hurt, or a lover's tiff?” Zecora said as she opened the door.
Applejack suppressed a groan. I still can't figure out what Zecora's saying. I don't know how Applebloom does it. “Hey Zecora. I was hopin you'd be able to help me get rid of a spell. You see Ah've been enchanted to love Twilight and it's distractin me to no end. Can you help?” Applejack said. Zecora thought for a few minutes before speaking.
“I cannot help but please do not glower, but I have no chance against a spell of Twilight's power. A solution does exist but it requires you to persist in avoiding all thoughts of Twilight til the sun and moon repeat their light. Achieving such a task will break any false love's mask.”
Applejack just stared at Zecora for a few moments, her mouth moving as she mentally went over the poem. “Um, Ah think Ah've got it. But just in case Ah forget could you please write that er lovely poem down on some paper? That way Ah won't forget it when Ah go to sleep tonight. Alright?” Applejack said her eyes shifting away from Zecora. Zecora just smiled and quickly wrote her instructions down on a piece of parchment and wrapping it up into a scroll.
“There you go my orange pony friend, I hope that your curse will soon be on the mend,” she chanted as she handed the scroll over to Applejack, who promptly tucked it under her hat.
“Thank you kindly Zecora, now Ah hate to just rush off but Ah need to get back home before it gets too dark. But next time you're in town, you make sure to stop by Sweet Apple Acres, alright?” Applejack said, before tipping her hat goodbye. Zecora nodded and bid her goodbye as Applejack ran back as fast as she could. As the light of the sun dimmed, Applejack could hear the various critters of the Everfree Forest become more active. Hearing a hiss, Applejack glanced to the side and quickly shut her eyes. The cockatrice hissed again in frustration as the orange pony quickly escaped and continued her journey back home. She heard more creatures stirring and even caught whiff of a timber wolf, but none crossed her path and Applejack soon left the forest. She took a short break to catch her breath and returned home at a much slower speed. Once she got home, she headed straight up to Applebloom's room.
“Hey Applejack, do you want something?” Applebloom said, raising her head up from her homework.
“Hey sis. Can you read something for me? Ah got some instructions from Zecora but Ah can't understand them at all,” Applejack said.
“No problem,” Applebloom replied, used to translating Zecora's words for her sister. She quickly read through the poem Zecora had given Applejack and thought about it for a few seconds. “Ah think what it's saying is that any love spell can be broken by the victim not thinking about the other pony for an entire day.”
“Is that all? Ah bet that'll be easy enough. Ah'll be over Twilight by tomorrow night,” Applejack said.
“Wait, you're in love with Twilight?” Applebloom asked, raising her head from the poem.
“Not really, Ah think she messed up the Want it Need it spell again, but this time aimed at me,” Applejack explained.
“Oh alright, goodnight Sis.”
“Goodnight Applebloom,” Applejack said, closing the door behind her. She headed to her own bed full of relief. Tired from her run ,she quickly fell asleep, drifting off into dreams about a purple mare and apples.
Twilight groaned as she opened her eyes to a world of blue. As she stirred, she felt the blue object move and groan in response. Twilight shook and lifted her head. Her world expanded to see Trixie lying under her, her head turned to look up at Twilight.
“Trixie is glad to see you're awake Twilight Sparkle, but could you kindly get off of Trixie?” she groaned. Twilight nodded, rolled off of Trixie, and stood up. Her head ached a bit but besides that her injuries were practically nonexistent. Trixie, on the other hoof was in much worse shape. There was a small gash on her head oozing blood and she noticeably limped as she walked over to Twilight.
“Trixie are you okay? How'd you get hurt so bad?” Twilight looked around wildly, “and where's Pinkie Pie? She didn't get thrown loose did she?”
“Trixie is perfectly fine Twilight. After softening your fall with her own marvellous body, she suffered a few minor scratches, but Trixie assures you that she not only has had worse but that she's persevered in spite of her injuries every time without fail!” Trixie said as she tried to stand up straighter. “As for that pink demon, well Trixie saw her run off after the crash telling Trixie to wait here.”
“And now I'm back!” Pinkie said, trotting up. She quickly began cleaning Trixie's injury and quickly wrapped it up in a white cotton bandage. Twilight looked Pinkie over. She didn't see a single injury, bruise, or even a fleck of dirt of the crash.
“How are you not injured? And where did you get that first aid kit? No wait, don't tell me, you've got them stashed around Ponyville in case of medical emergency,” Twilight said.
“Silly Twilight, I just bounced! That's why I'm not hurt. And I don't stash first aid kits around Ponyville, no, I stash them around all of Equestria! Go someplace new, hide a first aid kit, that's my motto!” Pinkie said. Twilight stared for a second and shook her head in resigned exasperation.
“Lets just get back to Ponyville as fast as possible,” Twilight said as she helped Trixie limp along. Recognizing the look on Twilight's face, Pinkie stayed silent and just hopped ahead. Her stomach kept twisting whenever she looked at how close Twilight's and Trixie's faces were together. So she quietly hummed a little tune and focused on the adventure at hand.
“So tell Trixie, why you were so worried about this gorge? It seems pleasant and monster-free to Trixie,” Trixie asked after a few minutes of silence.
“Well it's not entirely monster free. Ghastly Gorge is home to the Quarry Eel. It's a massive rock dwelling eel that hates sunlight and will eat anything that crosses it's path. Unfortunately Ghastly Gorge is shrouded in fog nearly 80% of the time,” Twilight explained.
“Well it's not foggy now,” Trixie pointed out. Pinkie suddenly spun around and gasped. “What is it? Did you see something?”
“You just jinxed us! I mean, Twilight was pushing it, but you just had to point out how lucky we were and now we'll be guaranteed to get some fog now,” Pinkie said.
“Don't be ridic...” Twilight trailed off as before her eyes a thick fog arose from the ground. Within seconds she could barely make out Trixie and Pinkie let alone the trail. Twilight didn't say anything, she just quickly gathered the trio together and kept moving. When Pinkie or Trixie went to say something she quickly hushed them. They travelled slowly using the river as a guide. Soon though, shadowy shapes filled the fog around them as well as a cacophony of hisses and the sound of gashing teeth.
“Quarry Eels I take it?” Trixie asked quietly, her voice trembling slightly.
“Yes, just stay quiet and move slowly,” Twilight hissed back. They did as she said, Pinkie looking alert, and Trixie with a spell shimmering on her horn. Twilight stayed focused on the shapes and shadows surrounding them. As they moved Twilight's face grew more and more grim. “We are about to be attacked,” Twilight announced suddenly, “it'll come from directly in front of us. Trixie, when I shout I want you to cast the brightest and loudest spell you can. Pinkie, you've got your party cannon right? Use that to knock it over and we'll start running as fast as we can,” Trixie and Pinkie nodded. Trixie's horn started to spark as she collected all the magic she could in it. “NOW!” Twilight shouted as the Quarry Eel burst out of the fog in front of them, its gaping mouth spread wide to swallow them all whole.
Trixie shouted a battle cry and charged forward, a ball of light shooting from her horn. It almost reached the eel's head before it exploded into a shock wave of rainbows and noise. Blinded and stung the Quarry Eel reared up, hissing its displeasure. As it started to fall down upon the trio Pinkie rushed forward. At point blank range, she pulled her party cannon out of nowhere and fired it. The blast managed to lift the entire eel up and throw it backwards. As soon as it hit the ground it was mobbed by other Quarry Eels, each tearing and swallowing as much flesh as possible.
“Everypony run! Go go go go!” Twilight shouted when Pinkie and Trixie stopped to stare at the carnage. The three ponies ran as hard as they could, Trixie wincing at every step as her battered hoof sent waves of pain shooting up her leg.
“Twilight! Twitchy tail!” Pinkie shouted as they ran. Trixie saw another Quarry Eel lunge at them from the side. Thinking fast she pulled the other two down with her magic so that the eel passed harmlessly overhead. It slammed into the gorge wall, the impact sending rocks falling down. Trixie tried to dodge but she tripped as her leg seized up from the pain of her hoof. She watched helplessly as the rocks fell around her throwing up clouds of gravel and dust. She gaped in awe as she watched Pinkie effortlessly weave her way through the falling rocks as she ran over to Trixie. Pinkie flung Trixie on her back and kept moving in one smooth motion as she dodged and danced around the boulders. Pinkie quickly made her way to the edge of the rock slide where Twilight was anxiously waiting.
“Thank goodness you're alright,” Twilight said, breathing a sigh of relief. She nuzzled Pinkie, then Trixie before turning around. “Come on, we're almost home,” Twilight said as she set off. Trixie shifted to get off of Pinkie but she was stopped by Pinkie.
“Uh uh, you're too hurt to be walking Trixie. I'll carry you the rest of the way back,” Pinkie said as she walked alongside Twilight. Behind them they could hear the Quarry Eels falling into a feeding frenzy over their second fallen brother. They stayed silent just in case but luckily their adventure was over and they soon emerged from the fog at the end of the gorge. A short walk later and they were back safely in Ponyville. The trio was silent for a moment and Trixie got off of Pinkie and glared at her.
“So why did you decide to sabotage Trixie's date? Did Trixie wrong you in some way for you to so comprehensively ruin her date?” Trixie said.
“Well you shouldn't have taken Twilight on such a boring date. I couldn't let that stand, so I made sure that Twilight's first date was going to be unforgettable!” Pinkie said.
“That's for sure. But Pinkie that doesn't excuse you from endangering our lives. We could have been killed by those Quarry Eels, or even just the hot air balloon crash,” Twilight said.
“I didn’t think things would spiral so far out of control. The RPP wouldn't have hurt Trixie, that much, and I didn't think she would actually manage to board the hot air balloon. But you know what? It was fun! We had an adventure, we saved each others lives, and I got to kiss Twilight,” Pinkie rattled off quickly before lunging forward and planting a smooch on Twilight's lips.
“Why did you do that?” both unicorns shrieked, as Twilight rubbed her lips with a hoof.
“Silly fillies, everypony knows that when you rescue somepony the rescuee gets kissed by the rescuer. Oh that reminds me, I saved you as well back in Ghastly Gorge,” Pinkie said.
“Wait what-” Trixie was interrupted by Pinkie's kiss. It was just a quick smooch, but it shocked Trixie into silence. Pinkie sat and hummed thoughtfully.
“You aren't as fun to kiss as Twilight,” Pinkie said, somewhat accusatory, before she ran off in the direction of Sugarcube Corner. Trixie slowly turned to look at Twilight.
“Trixie?” Twilight asked, worried.
“Trixie is going to pretend that that never happened, okay?” Trixie said slowly. Twilight quickly nodded in response. “Good. Now Twilight, would you like to go on another, proper, date tomorrow evening?”
“That sounds wonderful,” Twilight replied, “now, I don't know about you but I'm exhausted. I'll see you tomorrow Trixie,” Twilight headed home after Trixie said goodbye. She idly planned on taking a long luxurious bath while eating whatever scrumptious dinner Spike had made before collapsing into a well deserved rest. She sleepily walked up to the door only to stumble when she tripped on something.
“Ow! Twilight ,watch where you're going,” Spike complained, rubbing his stepped on tail.
“Spike? Why are you sleeping outside?” Twilight asked.
“Figured I should warn you before you got back. But I couldn't find you around town so I just hung in front of the library. Princess Luna has come back to Ponyville and wants to talk to you. She also brought her annoying assistant for some reason,” Spike explained.
“What? Princess Luna is here, why?” Twilight said, the shock jolting her fully awake.
“I'm not sure. I know she wants to talk to you about something though,” Spike said. Twilight rushed inside to see Luna sitting by the fireplace, reading a book. When she saw Twilight she rushed over and enveloped Twilight in a giant hug.
“Ah, Twilight! We've been eagerly awaiting your arrival. We have so much to talk to you about,” Luna said, happily spinning Twilight around.
“I'm sorry Princess, if I realized you were coming I would have been here waiting,” Twilight said.
“Don't worry Twilight, we should have realized that an important mare like yourself would require more notice then we gave to ensure your readiness. And please Twilight, call us Luna,” Luna said.
“Alright Luna. So what brings you to Ponyville?” Twilight asked.
“When we returned to Canterlot it occurred to us that we owe you a debt, no don't protest, Twilight. We still owe thee, I mean you, for saving us from our own insanity as Nightmare Moon. But the other day we compounded our debt by causing you to miscast that spell. Your current injuries are due to our carelessness,” Luna said.
“Luna it's okay, I don't blame you in any way,” Twilight said, leaning closer to Luna.
“We know Twilight,” Luna smiled warmly but continued on, “yet honour is not satisfied. It demands that We personally do something to make up for Our mistake. So We decided that We shall spend the next week caring for you and making sure that recover properly. Also We think it would be fun,” Luna added with a grin.
“I'm sure it will be. Do you have any ideas on how to start?” Twilight said.
“Well, We were just reading about how some ponies use the positions of the stars to predict the future. We were curious if that was actually possible and how it would work. After all, the stars' location is purely determined by Our will and desires,” Luna said. Twilight started to explain but quickly got distracted when a question caused Luna to explain how she controlled the stars and why constellations existed. They talked on, read books, and generally had a good time, Twilight's exhaustion being momentarily forgotten.
Twilight winced as the bright light of a new day hit her eyes as she stared out at the sunrise. Luna sat beside her and yawned. “It's a beautiful sunrise,” Twilight said softly, as she shielded her eyes.
“Indeed. My sister has truly outdone herself this morning,” Luna said. “I imagine she is glad to see that I have left the palace,” she added.
“Why would Princess Celestia be happy that you weren't home?” Twilight asked.
“Don't misunderstand, Celestia is thrilled to have me around,” Luna quickly reassured Twilight. “However she's also been encouraging me to go out and meet new ponies, rather then staying cooped up in the palace all of the time. In particular she likes to encourage me to come visit you, Twilight Sparkle.”
“Well feel welcome to drop by anytime. It's always a pleasure to have you around Luna,” Twilight said politely, giving Luna a smile. Luna nodded her thanks and turned her attention back to the sunrise. They sat in silence for a few minutes, just enjoying the quiet beauty.
“She misses you,” Luna suddenly said.
“Who? Princess Celestia?” Twilight said in surprise.
“Yes,” Luna said simply.
“Why? I mean, I know I miss her horribly at times, but she's the Princess of all of Equestria. She's far too important to be worried about a boring old unicorn like myself,” Twilight said.
“A plain old unicorn? I assure you Twilight that you are nothing of the sort,” Luna laughed, giving Twilight a hug with one of her wings.
“I'm nothing special. Sure I've got a lot of magic and I'm smart but that doesn't make me more important than any other pony,” Twilight protested.
“Twilight do you know how many other ponies Celestia has personally taken as her student besides yourself?” Luna asked. Twilight shook her head in response. “One, and from what my sister has said she regrets taking that other student on. Besides that you are one of the few ponies that she truly acts like herself around,” Luna's face fell for a second before fading into a blank mask.
“What do you mean? Why would she act differently around me?” Twilight asked.
“Never mind. That's a conversation for another night. In the meantime I believe I shall be taking my leave. Good morning Twilight Sparkle,” Luna said, before walking in from the balcony. Twilight sighed but didn't protest, curbing her curiosity for now.
“Pleasant dreams Luna,” Twilight said instead, heading downstairs and getting herself another cup of coffee. She shook off her drowsiness as she looked over her schedule. No point in falling behind. I'll be a little sleepy but I should actually save time if I skip sleeping today, Twilight thought happily as she checked her first checklist of the day. In fact I think I'll surprise Spike with a nice pancake breakfast this morning. She quickly got started on two batches of pancake mix, her magic making it easy to multitask as she carefully added crushed gems to one batch and blueberries to the other. A short time later and she was munching on her well made breakfast.
“Mmm, that smells nice,” Spike yawned as he entered the kitchen. “Morning Twilight.”
“Good Morning,” Twilight said. “Your pancakes are on the stove.”
“Thanks,” Spike grabbed his own plate and joined Twilight. “So why are you up so early today anyways?”
“Luna and I stayed up all night, and I have a meeting with Mayor Mare and Cheerilee this morning about the book fair I'm hoping to have. There's no point in me trying to get to sleep now,” Twilight said.
“Another all-nighter? I'll go make you a cup of coffee to go,” Spike said, swallowing the last of the pancakes before pulling out a coffee mug. “So what jobs do I have to do during your meeting?”
“None!” Twilight said, enjoying the surprise on Spike's face. “Luna's servant Starshine will be taking care of all of your chores while Luna is here, so you can have the week off.” Twilight smiled giving him an affectionate rub on the head. “Besides I know I work you too hard sometimes, so enjoy the opportunity to relax while you can,” Twilight finished. Spike agreed and after a short discussion about what his plans were for his time off would be the two went their separate ways. Twilight walked through the market on her way to the town hall, noting with some small disappointment that Big Mac was running the apple stall instead of Applejack. Twilight gave him a friendly nod as she went, her thoughts occupied by the upcoming meeting. Twilight trotted into the town hall and went to the mayor's office. Cheerilee hadn't shown up yet so the two ponies just made small talk while they waited. However when Twilight mentioned that Princess Luna was visiting Mayor Mare started to panic.
“Hello everypony,” Cheerilee said, as she entered the room with perfect timing to catch Mayor Mare waving her hooves around frantically.
“Cheerilee, thank goodness you're here,” Twilight said happily. “I was just explaining to Mayor Mare that Princess Luna's visit is nothing to be worried about.”
“Princess Luna is in town? Oh dear, that's not good at all. We need to have a celebration for her, but that means giving the foals a day off, and oh, this is just going to throw off my entire teaching plan,” Cheerliee said quickly, joining Mayor Mare in her panic.
“We need a full festival and on such short notice. Oooh, what to do? I mean it has to be at night of course, nothing else would be appropriate for Princess Luna, but that means it'll be a holiday the next morning since everypony will be too tired,” Mayor Mare groaned.
“Ponies! Calm down!” Twilight ordered, “Princess Luna heard about my accident and is only checking up on me. She'll be leaving soon enough.”
“That means we only have a small amount of time to get the festival done!” Mayor Mare wailed.
“Wait, Twilight what happened? What accident?” Cheerilee said.
“But what about the book fair?” Twilight asked, her face falling as she ignored Cheerilee.
“I'm afraid that will have to be cancelled for now,” Mayor Mare said, as she frantically began going through her calender.
“What about Twilight's accident? What's wrong?” Cheerilee asked, trying to get Twilight's attention.
“But we've been planning it for months now,” Twilight said, beginning to pout.
“I'm sorry Twilight, I really am. It's just that Princess Luna's visit takes priority. You understand that, don't you?” Mayor Mare said, taking a moment to look apologetically over to Twilight. “In the mean time could you please help me organize an event suitable for Princess Luna's visit?”
“I-” Twilight was interrupted by Cheerilee grabbing her and shaking her roughly.
“Answer the question! What happened? What sort of accident?” Cheerilee shouted.
“I sprained my horn,” Twilight quickly replied. “Nothing serious, I just need to avoid using any advanced spells for the next week.”
“Still you should rest,” Cheerilee said, blushing at her outburst and releasing Twilight.
“Indeed. Under the circumstances it's hardly appropriate for me to be making demands upon your time,” Mayor Mare added. “Don't worry, I'm sure we'll be able to handle things on our own. Go home and rest.” Cheerilee quickly agreed and despite Twilight's protests they quickly escorted her out of the building, making it clear that she wasn't to return until she was fully healed.
“Well I suppose I might as well get some sleep,” Twilight muttered as she walked through the market. Distracted by her disappointment at the book fair's cancellation she didn't notice Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy until the pair of pegasi were right beside her.
“Hey Twilight,” Rainbow Dash said, stretching a wing across Twilight as she pressed her body up against her's.
“We saw you walking by and just thought we'd say...hello,” Fluttershy said, mimicking Rainbow Dash from Twilight's other side. Twilight immediately blushed and froze, her tired mind overloading at the sensation of being in a pegasi sandwich.
“By the way Twilight, I talked to Fluttershy about kissing you yesterday and she convinced me that I should apologize to you,” Rainbow Dash said, her grin invisible to the blushing unicorn. “So, I'm sorry Twilight. It must have freaked you out to think you were coming between two of your best friends.”
“But don't worry Twilight,” Fluttershy continued, winking at Ranbow Dash as she moved her head closer to Twilight's ear. “We talked it over and we've decided we'd love to share you,” Fluttershy practically purred, her breath causing Twilight's ear to twitch.
“So what do you say Twilight?” Rainbow Dash asked, moving her head to Twilight's other ear. “Care to-”
“Pony pile on Twilight!” Pinkie shrieked, landing on all three of her friends and knocking them over. The four ponies tried to scramble to their hooves but found themselves tangled in a mess of twenty limbs and one pointy object. With repeated jabs Twilight got Pinkie to get off of her, while Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash pulled themselves free, massaging their bruised wings.
“What's the big deal Pinkie?” Rainbow Dash demanded. “Couldn't you see we were talking to Twilight?”
“Nopey Dopey! I saw a big group hug going on and I wanted in on it,” Pinkie replied, bouncing in place. Rainbow Dash sighed, while Fluttershy looked vaguely apologetic behind her massive blush.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said flatly.
“Yes, Twilight?” Pinkie said.
Twilight just stared into Pinkie's innocent eyes and sighed. “Never mind,” she said, “wait, actually there is just one thing. Mayor Mare and Cheerilee learned that Luna is in town and are planning on having some sort of festival for her. Could you please assist them? I'm sure both they and Luna will appreciate your skills in party planning,” Twilight added. Pinkie gasped and zoomed off. She quickly reappeared, gave Twilight a hug, before dashing off again.
“Why is Princess Luna in town?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“She feels guilty for my injury and wants to make it up to me. But never mind that, we need to talk.” Twilight said sternly.
“O-oh? What about?” Fluttershy said, playing innocent.
“This whole thing with the two of you. I mean, where did this come from anyways? When did you two start feeling this way?” Twilight asked.
“Um, can we talk about this somewhere else? Everypony is staring at us.” Fluttershy said, hiding behind her mane the best she could. Twilight looked around and blushed.
“Alright, lets go to Toadstool Cafe. We'll talk over some coffee.” Twilight said, leading the way to the restaurant. They got their table, ordered their drinks, and didn't start talking until their drinks were well in hoof. “So back to the question at hoof, when did you two, well, fall in love with me?” Twilight asked as she sipped her coffee.
“For me, it had to be when I heard you were dating Trixie. It made me so angry and jealous that I couldn't help but act. Okay, kissing you right off the bat may have been out of line. But I didn't want to just lose you to Trixie,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Honestly, I'm not sure exactly. I remember having a dream about the three of us being together, and after hearing that Rainbow Dash kissed you it felt like the dream was coming true,” Fluttershy said.
“Okay, so pretty recently then,” Twilight said, nodding. “You said the two of you were fine with being in a polygamous relationship?”
“Yes, we are,” Fluttershy said. Rainbow Dash looked confused so Fluttershy turned to her and explained. “She means a relationship with more then two ponies.”
“Oh right, yeah we're cool with sharing you. Between us I mean. If you wanted to add Trixie or even somepony like Applejack or Pinkie Pie we'd have a problem with it,” Rainbow Dash said, Fluttershy nodded in agreement.
“Alright, but if you two are serious about a having a relationship with me then should we go on dates first?” Twilight asked.
“I don't know, I mean me and Fluttershy didn't need to really go on any dates or anything,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Fluttershy and I,” Fluttershy and Twilight said simultaneously. The two ponies smiled at each other quickly before Twilight resumed speaking. “You and Fluttershy have known each other since you were fillies. We only met a couple of years ago, and while those years have been amazing it's still a very short time.”
“Ponies have gotten married and lived happily after a shorter period of time,” Rainbow Dash pointed out.
“Yes, but they still dated first,” Twilight countered. Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to speak but Fluttershy shushed her.
“If you're more comfortable dating first, then we'll gladly go on dates first,” Fluttershy said, giving Rainbow Dash a look. “How about we have a picnic tomorrow afternoon?”
“Thank you Fluttershy, and yes that sounds lovely. But what if I don't end up returning your feelings? Will we still be friends? Will you hate me?” Twilight asked.
“Don't be foolish, Twilight, nothing could break apart our friendship!” Rainbow Dash said instantly. “If you don't return our feelings, well that will suck for sure. But me and Fluttershy are both grown mares and we can handle a little rejection.”
“Thanks,” Twilight said with a smile. “Now just one last thing; Rainbow Dash, I want you to promise me that you won't sabotage any of my dates with Trixie or with anypony else for that matter.”
“What?! I'm shocked that you would think I would do something like that,” Rainbow Dash protested. Twilight simply stared at her and Rainbow Dash relented. “Okay, fine. You don't need to worry about that, since Fluttershy wouldn't let me sabotage your dates. But if it makes you feel better then I promise I won't interfere with your dates with Trixie, or anypony else you might date, in any way. Satisfied?”
“Yes, thank you. That's all I wanted to say, I guess I'll see you tomorrow then?” Twilight asked. The pair of pegasi agreed, but stayed to finish their drinks. The three ponies chatted for a bit more, but Rainbow Dash quickly finished her drink and at her urging Fluttershy gulped the rest of hers down. After promising to pick Twilight up just after noon, they flew off towards Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight meanwhile slowly sipped her drink, thinking about the two departed pegasi, and what the future could bring.
Applejack hummed to herself as she closely inspected every tree for any sort of parasite or infestation. It was mind numbing work, but Applejack enjoyed it, taking her time and enjoying the sunshine. Moving onto the next tree she saw Spike walking and waved him over. “Howdy Spike, what brings you over? Twilight let you off early?” Applejack said before facehoofing as her mind instantly filled with the thoughts of the purple unicorn she had managed to avoid all morning.
“Uh, Applejack? Why'd you do that?” Spike asked.
“Never you mind Spike. So what's goin on?” Applejack asked.
“Well, Princess Luna and her hoofmaiden came into town and are living at the Library,” Spike said. “So as a favour, Princess Luna made her hoofmaiden do my chores for the week.”
“That's nice of her, but why is Princess Luna here anyways?” Applejack asked.
“Something about feeling guilty for Twilight's injury, I didn't really understand what she was talking about,” Spike said.
“Hmm, well Ah take it your lookin for Applebloom?” Applejack asked. Spike nodded in response. “Well, Ah'm afraid she's still got to finish her chores before she can play. You can keep her company if you want.”
“Might as well,” Spike said with a shrug. “Perhaps she has some ideas on how to spend my free time.” Spike walked off towards the Apple house, waving goodbye to Applejack. She watched him go and sighed, Ah was doin so well too! Can't really blame Spike for makin me think of Twilight though. Aw well, guess Ah'll just start over. Applejack thought as she got back to work. For a while everything was calm and Applejack had just heading in for a quick lunch when she spotted her brother talking to Cheerilee, they kissed and then Cheerilee galloped off. “Hey Big Mac, got another date planned?” Applejack called as she trotted up.
“Nope,” Big Mac replied, watching his marefriend as she sped away.
“So, just stopping by and sayin hi?” Applejack guessed.
“Nope,” Big Mac replied.
“Well, you goin to tell me? Or do Ah have to guess?” Applejack said, exasperated.
“She was just tellin me about how Princess Luna is stayin with Twilight,” Big Mac replied. Applejack groaned, darn it, now Ah got to start over again, she thought to herself.
“So Ah heard. Spike came over this mornin and told me himself,” Applejack said.
“Have you heard the rumours though?” Big Mac asked, Applejack quickly shook her head as they started heading back inside. “Cheerilee told me that Princess Luna was here to court Twilight. Looks like you've got some competition Sis,” Big Mac said, giving Applejack a nudge.
“Big Mac, Ah told you that Ah'm not in love with Twilight, and Princess Luna isn't either!” Applejack shouted. “If she was then Ah'd say Princess Luna got hit by the same love spell Ah did.”
“So you're sayin that Princess Luna, the immortal alicorn princess of the night, powerful enough to defeat Princess Celestia and bring about ever lasting darkness, is under a spell from our Twilight?” Big Mac said. “Considerin all that Twilight has done for the Princess, Ah'm not surprised Princess Luna developed feelins for Twilight.”
“That's horseapples and Ah'll prove it! Ah'm goin to go take a trip to see Princess Cadence and she'll remove this spell on me. If anypony can remove a love spell, it'd be her. Then you'll see that Ah'm right and these feelins are nothing but hogwash,” Applejack yelled.
“Nope. With Princess Luna in town, the Mayor has decided to throw a festival and wants the Apple family to cater. We're going to need your help to get all of the food ready in time,” Big Mac said. Applejack sighed and nodded.
Ah'll just have to put up with these feelins for a little while longer. Besides a festival will be fun and keep us comfortably afloat money wise for the rest of the season. Applejack thought.
Rarity smiled, resplendent in her new dress, she drew the eyes of nearly every stallion and quite a few mares too. A box of the finest chocolates floated gently beside her head, as she approached Twilight's library. She knocked politely on the door which opened to reveal an unpleasant surprise.
“What do you want?” Starshine asked, in an unpleasant tone of voice.
“Is Twilight home? I have something for her,” Rarity said calmly, refusing to let herself be baited.
“Lady Twilight is currently taking a nap, or is reading a book. Either way she left clear instructions on what my jobs were for the day,” Starshine said, levitating a list over and pretending to read it. “It seems that 'let annoying white unicorn disturb Princess Luna and Lady Twilight' isn't on the list. What a shame.” Starshine went to close the door, but Rarity shoved a hoof in to keep it open.
“You know full well that I'm Twilight's friend and that she have no problems seeing me,” Rarity said, glaring at Starshine.
“What I know is that there is no torture devised in Tartarus will get me to let you in. I don't know what you're trying to do, but I can assure you that you will not interfere with Princess Luna's plans while I'm around,” Starshine said, glaring right back at her.
“Plans? What plans?” Rarity asked.
“Wouldn't you like to know, now go away,” Starshine said, before shoving Rarity out of the doorway and shutting the door. Rarity glared at the door, but a quick look around revealed far too many ponies interested in what was happening already.
“Don't think this is over,” Rarity threatened, before heading back to her Boutique. Princess Luna has some sort of plan for Twilight. A plan that she thinks I'll ruin, now what could that be? Rarity thought to herself as she paced around her home. I know, I bet Princess Luna is after Twilight's heart as well and is using that beastly Starshine to prevent me from stopping her. If I don't do something quick, Twilight will fall for Princess Luna's charms and be taken away to Canterlot, and we'll never see her again! “No! I refuse to let that happen! Mark my words, Princess Luna, for I, Rarity Unicorn, will preserve and win Twilight's heart!” Rarity declared, striking a dramatic pose. “But first I shall need a plan.” Rarity sat down and started to think of her next step.
Trixie's day was peaceful, she trotted around Ponyville and made preparations for her date with Twilight that evening. She did attract a few odd looks and even a glare or two, but Trixie just ignored them and continued to gather what she needed. Finally, as the moon started to rise, did Trixie get changed for her date. Instead of her usual cape and hat, she wore a black top hat, with a red velvet ribbon, and a stylish tuxedo. She walked up to Twilight's door and knocked sharply on the door.
“Back already?” an unfamiliar voice snarled, as it's owner pulled the door open. “Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you were somepony else.” Starshine apologized, “my name is Starshine and I'm Princess Luna's personal hoofmaiden. What is your business here?”
“Trixie is the Great and Powerful Trixie, and Trixie is here to show Twilight the night of her life!” Trixie declared, rearing up on her back hoofs.
“What?” Starshine stared at Trixie in disbelief. “I'm not sure if I should let you in, I wouldn't want you to bother either Lady Twilight or Princess Luna.”
“Trust Trixie when she says that she is fully expected, and if you don't believe her just ask Twilight herself,” Trixie said. Starshine thought for a bit as she looked Trixie over.
“Fancy costume, well kept mane and coat, ah, a cutie mark of a wand and a moon. You must be an entertainer in my Princess's service,” Starshine muttered, loud enough for Trixie to hear. “I see! Well if Princess Luna brought you hear to impress the Lady Twilight, then it must be part of her plan. Come right in,” Starshine said, in a much happier and louder tone.
“Yes, yes, Trixie has certainly been summoned by Princess Luna. So Trixie shall entertain Twilight, as Princess Luna demands,” Trixie said, thinking fast. Starshine smiled some more and quickly guided Trixie to where Twilight was reading a book. “Good evening Twilight, Trixie is here for our date.” Trixie said quietly, after Starshine had left.
“Oh, Trixie,” Twilight said, startled. “Is it time for our date already? Just give me one second and I'll be ready.” Twilight quickly ran upstairs. The sound of banging, slammed doors, and Luna's startled voice all came from above, but in a surprisingly short time Twilight was trotting downstairs in a dark blue dress and amethyst earrings. Trixie had been waiting impatiently and had felt a little hurt that Twilight had forgotten their date, but that all disappeared at the sight of Twilight as she walked down the stairs. Twilight's dress was a beautiful navy blue and accented all of her best features.
“Wow,” Trixie gasped, as she ogled at Twilight.
“Like it?” Twilight said, with a giggle. She did a quick twirl, and Trixie's brain melted a little more.
“Y-yes, I do,” Trixie stammered, blushing. “Shall we go?” Trixie asked, collecting herself and tearing her gaze away from Twilight.
“Sure, where to?” Twilight said, cheerfully.
“To the fanciest restaurant in all of Ponyville!” Trixie said, dramatically gesturing. The pair set off, easily evading Starshine, and quickly reached the restaurant. Trixie had ensured beforehand that their tables would be prepared for them, so they were seated immediately. As they waited to order, Trixie told Twilight about another one of her adventures. After she had finished, she sipped on her wine, the finest available naturally, and admired Twilight's happy face and pretty eyes.
“Trixie? Why did you stop talking?” Twilight asked, blushing at Trixie's gaze.
“Trixie is tired of talking about herself, she'd much rather hear about you, Twilight Sparkle,” Trixie said.
“Me? Well what do you want to know?” Twilight asked.
“How about you tell Trixie how you, the most talented and powerful unicorn in Equestria, sprained your horn?” Trixie asked.
“I'm not that great,” Twilight protested. “But alright. Do you know what the Want It Need It spell is?” Twilight waited for Trixie to nod before continuing on. “Well, I messed up the spell once before, and I accidentally brainwashed the entire town.”
“You did what?” Trixie asked, mouth falling open in surprise.
“Um, well I was in a panic because I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia, and well, I figured if I created a problem, and then solved it, I'd have something to report. But I messed up the spell and supercharged it, causing it to continually enchant everypony who saw my doll. In the end the Princess had to dispel my magic herself,” Twilight said, squirming and blushing from embarrassment.
“Wow,” Trixie said, gazing at Twilight. “That's...troubling actually. Trixie means it's troubling that you are so powerful that a simple mistake could have such dramatic results.” Seeing Twilight's face fall, Trixie quickly corrected herself, hoping to ease Twilight's discomfort. “So what did that have to do with your current sprained horn?”
“After that incident, I wanted to find out what I did wrong. So I did some more research into the spell, and after I found out that I had put too much power into it, I decided to test the spell again. This time I headed to an isolated spot but right when I was casting the spell, Princess Luna appeared, startling me. I'm not entirely sure what happened, but I suspect the spell simply wasn't cast at all, causing the magical energy to backfire and strain my horn,” Twilight explained.
“So now you can't cast any major spells while you recover?” Trixie asked, looking sympathetic. Twilight nodded, and Trixie sighed. “Trixie admits she was hoping you'd show her how to teleport or perhaps some other interesting and useful spells. Why do you want to cast the Want It Need It spell anyways? It's not exactly a respectable spell and you don't seem to be the type to seduce somepony through magic.” Trixie asked.
“Admittedly pride is a big reason why. I don't like it when I mess up and spell, so whenever I do I practice the spell until I've perfected it, or at least I make sure I cast it correctly once. The second reason is due to my foalsitter,” Twilight said.
“Your foalsitter? Why is she a reason?” Trixie asked.
“My foalsitter was Princess Cadenza, though I just knew her as Cadence. She's the one who taught me the Want It Need It spell in the first place. Back when I was a filly, I saw her using a variant of the Want It Need It spell to bring ponies together and to solve problems. I wanted to be able to do the same and to make her proud of me,” Twilight said, looking down at her drink and taking a gulp.
“Trixie is sure that whoever this Princess Cadence pony is that she is very proud you.” Trixie said.
“But-”
“No buts! Twilight, you've accomplished so much, including saving the world several times over. Just because you can't cast a single lousy spell, which Trixie might remind you is a sketchy spell in the first place, doesn't mean you haven't made her proud,” Trixie interrupted, silencing Twilight with a hoof. Twilight tried to say something else but was interrupted by the waiter arriving with their meals. As they ate Trixie told another amusing story about a past adventure of hers, and the mood quickly brightened once more. After dinner they slowly walked back to Twilight's library, chatting about various spells they knew.
“Well, I guess this is good night Trixie,” Twilight said, as they reached the library. “I had a great time.”
“Trixie had a wonderful time as well,” Trixie said. “When can Trixie see you again?”
“I've got plans for tomorrow, but how about the day after?” Twilight replied.
“That would be great,” Trixie said. The two ponies hugged and said goodnight. Trixie returned to her carriage to sleep while Twilight talked about the date with Luna, who had just finished up her paperwork for the night.
Pinkie Pie bounced and hummed as she made her way to Sweet Apple Acres. This is going to be so much fun! I'm gonna throw the best party for Luna, and Twilight's going to be proud of me, and she'll give me a big hug, and maybe even cuddle! Pinkie's stomach flipped at the thought, and Pinkie decided to flip with it, landing on her rump. She giggled and rolled around, smiling at her daydreams.
“Pinkie, what are you doin now?” Applejack said, smiling as she trotted up to her friend.
“Oh, hi Applejack, you were just the pony I wanted to see. Well, not really, I want to see Twilight but she's sleeping or should be. Anyways I've got to talk to you! There's big news, try and guess what. Come on, try try try,” Pinkie said quickly, springing to her hooves.
“Alright, Ah'm guessin that you're here about that festival the town is holdin for Princess Luna,” Applejack said.
“Yup! That's one hundred and thirty percent correct! Which means it's a little wrong cause you didn't guess that Twilight put me in charge of making sure it's the best party ever! And that's why I'm here now,” Pinkie said, bouncing in place.
“She did huh? Makes sense Ah guess,” Applejack said in an odd tone of voice. “So Ah guess you're wantin to make sure we'll have all the food ready on time? Cause we're actually ahead of schedule, so we'll have no problems gettin everything ready,” she added proudly.
“I know that silly,” Pinkie Pie said grabbing hold of Applejack's front hooves. “I'm here because this is the perfect opportunity for us to showcase the Sweet Apple Cider Cupcakes to the Princess and the entire town! Plus with those tasty treats the party is guaranteed to be a resounding success. But I can't make them without your help Applejack.”
“Good idea Pinkie, let me just tell mah family where Ah'll be and then let's get started,” Applejack said. The two ponies quickly headed off to Sugarcube Corner after packing up a barrel of cider. Along the way Pinkie chatted about her plans for the festival and Applejack offered ideas and pointed out likely problems. They got started baking and after the first batch was done they were joined by Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake.
“Hello Applejack, how are the cupcakes coming?” Mrs. Cake asked as she entered the kitchen.
“Great Mrs. Cake,” Applejack replied.
“This is going to be so amazing! These cupcakes are sure to catch and keep Princess Luna's attention with their sweet, appletastic taste, with a wonderful crunch and flavor provided by the almonds. All wrapped up in a delicious cupcake that practically melts in your mouth and leaves you craving more,” Pinkie Pie said.
“Enough Pinkie, you're makin me hungry,” Applejack said, laughing.
“Are you girls looking forward to the party?” Mrs. Cake asked.
“You bet,” Pinkie said quickly.
“To be honest, Ah haven't really thought about it. Ah've been distracted lately,” Applejack said.
“By what dear?” Mrs. Cake asked.
“Ah'd rather not talk about it,” Applejack said. Mrs. Cake nodded in response, but Pinkie grabbed Applejack's head and brought her own head right up to hers.
“No way. Something is bothering you and I'm not going to let you be anything less then perfectly happy. If you aren't happy then today isn't perfect, and if today isn't perfect then it isn't as good as yesterday, then that means my days will have stopped getting better and better!” Pinkie yelled.
“The problem Pinkie, is that Ah've been distracted by...something. And Ah'd rather not think about it. So the best way you can help me is distractin me, so Ah'm not bothered by my thoughts,” Applejack explained patiently.
“Oh, okay! Now how can we do that?” Pinkie mused, rubbing her chin.
“Let's just talk about something else, how about why yesterday was so good?” Applejack asked.
“Alright, well yesterday I got to jump on Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight when they were hugging, and then Twilight gave me the responsibility of organizing the party for Luna in her place! Then I got to calm down and cheer up Cheerlie and Mayor Mare, so we got to spend all day planning a festival for Princess Luna,” Pinkie said.
“Sounds like your kinda day alright,” Applejack said. “So why wasn't that day perfect?”
“Cheerliee said that Princess Luna was here to court Twilight, and that made my stomach twist all up into a ball. I didn't know what that feeling meant, and even though I kept a look out I didn't see anything that my Pinkie Sense would be warning me about,” Pinkie said.
“What did you just say Pinkie?” Mrs. Cake suddenly said, jumping into the conversation.
“I didn't know what that feeling meant, and even though I kept a look out I didn't see anything that my Pinkie Sense would be warning me about,” Pinkie repeated.
“No, the sentence before that. You said something about your stomach twisting when you heard the rumours about Princess Luna and Twilight,” Mrs. Cake said.
“Right, my stomach got all twisty, kinda like it's doing right now when I think about Princess Luna dating Twilight. It's really a bad feeling, I wish it would stop,” Pinkie said, holding a hoof to her chest.
“Pinkie are you jealous of the Princess?” Applejack asked, her eyes wide with shock.
“Umm, I guess so? I don't really get why I would be though,” Pinkie said.
“Do you love Twilight?” Mrs. Cake asked.
“Sure I do, I love everypony,” Pinkie Pie replied.
“She's means romantically, like Mr. and Mrs. Cake,” Applejack explained.
“Oh...I have no idea,” Pinkie said cheerfully.
“Well, try thinking back to your last crush. It'll be kinda like that but more so,” Mrs. Cake said.
“I've never had a crush on anypony before,” Pinkie said.
“Alright, well are you attracted to mares or stallions? Cause then just think of whatever you find pretty in a partner and see if that feelin is similar to what you're feelin for Twilight,” Applejack said.
“I'm not really attracted to either,” Pinkie Pie admitted. “Kissing Twilight was a lot of fun, but kissing Trixie wasn't nearly as nice.”
“You kissed Twilight and Trixie?” Mrs. Cake and Applejack shouted in unison.
“Yup, but only Twilight felt good. Hey, is it possible for a pony to fall in love with another pony regardless of what their gender is?” Pinkie asked.
“I don't see why not,” Mrs. Cake said, nibbling on her hoof in worry. “But if you're in love with Twilight then you'll be competing with the Princess. Oh dear.”
“Ah find it mighty suspicious. Pinkie can you tell me when you started to feel this way about Twilight?” Applejack asked, staring directly into Pinkie's eyes.
“Nope, I don't really pay attention to that sort of thing,” Pinkie said.
“Fine then. Can you do me a favour then? Ah want you to just focus on making this party for Princess Luna the best possible party ever. Then we can figure out this whole situation with Twilight right after, alright?” Applejack asked. Mrs. Cake looked at Applejack oddly for a few seconds before brightening up.
“That way you don't have to compete with Princess Luna. It's not like she's going to take Twilight away from Ponyville when she leaves. Good idea Applejack,” Mrs. Cake said.
“Sure thing Applejack,” Pinkie said, before getting back to work. Applejack joined her while Mrs. Cake started cooking up some cakes. The rest of the day went quickly, and Applejack went home in the evening satisfied with a good day's work.
Rarity sat and thought. She sipped her tea. She tapped her hoof against her table and then inspected the bottom of it for any chips in her manicure. She sipped her tea again. She got up, looked out the window, and then sat back down. She sipped her tea. She idly inspected her empty tea cup. She designed a new hat, made out of empty teacups, a few plates, and tea bags. She checked her hoof again. Definitely a little scuffed. She headed to the spa and gossiped with Aloe and Lotus as she got her hooves done. Rarity shared her theory with why Luna was in Ponyville and needed to relax in the sauna for a bit. Rarity got home and her stomach growled. She ate dinner, had another cup of tea and went to bed. The next morning she sat down and ate some breakfast. She stared at her empty plate before getting up and washing it.
“Good morning Rarity,” Sweetie Bell said loudly, startling Rarity.
“Oh, good morning Sweetie Bell,” Rarity replied, holding a hoof up to her chest.
“So what are you doing today?” Sweetie Bell asked.
“I'm not sure, I'm trying to think of a plan but I can't seem to think of anything,” Rarity said.
“Well maybe I can help,” Sweetie Bell offered.
“Maybe, but you've got to get to school,” Rarity said.
“K, oh I wanted to meet up with Spike after school. I'm sorry Rarity, I don't think I'd be able to help you after all,” Sweetie Bell said.
“Spike? That's it! I bet Spike could help me,” Rarity said.
“Aww, you aren't going to take Spike for the entire day are you? I wanted to play with him,” Sweetie Bell said, pouting.
“Don't worry Sweetie, I'm sure we'll be finished by the time you're out of school,” Rarity said, patting Sweetie Bell on the head. Sweetie Bell said goodbye and ran off to school while Rarity headed towards the library. As she expected, Starshine was standing guard at the door, but Rarity had a plan. She walked to the back of the library, and pulled out a gem. She pulled out a finely made silver hammer and tapped the gem once, causing it to chime sweetly. Spike's head popped out of the window shortly and he looked down to see Rarity beckoning him with a hoof. Spike jumped out the window, slamming into the ground.
“Goodness, Spike are you alright?” Rarity asked, as Spike peeled himself off the ground.
“Sure, I barely felt it,” Spike said, dusting himself off.
“Well okay. Please don't do things like that though,” Rarity said. Spike nodded in reply as he munched on the gem Rarity offered him. “Anyways, I need your help with something Spike.”
“Sure thing Rarity, what do you need?” Spike asked.
“Ideas,” Rarity sighed. “I'm trying to think of a way to prevent Princess Luna from seducing Twilight and taking her away to Canterlot.”
“Oookay,” Spike said, slowly.
“But I can't think of anything,” Rarity said, looking at Spike expectantly.
“So why do you think I can help?” Spike asked.
“You're practically Twilight's brother, and I'm sure you don't want to leave Ponyville either. Now come on Spike,” Rarity said, tugging Spike away with her magic. Spike shrugged and went with Rarity. I don't think Luna's actually trying to seduce Twilight, but hey, I can use this as an excuse to hang out with Rarity. Spike thought as they made their way to Rarity's home. A few hours later the pair sat disheartened at Rarity's table. Spike idly pushed a gem around the table while Rarity stared at a blank piece of paper.
“I've got it,” Spike said, lifting his head up triumphantly. “Why don't we fake a letter from Princess Celestia, asking for Princess Luna's presence at Canterlot?”
“That won't work, Princess Luna can make the trip too quickly and we'd be found out right away,” Rarity said.
“Grr, well I don't know,” Spike said, slumping back down.
“I don't get it, you've come up with good plans in the past. I mean you managed to get half the ponies in Ponyville to give you gifts on demand,” Rarity said. “What's different this time?” she mused as she stared at Spike. Suddenly she brightened up and dashed out of the room. She came back moments later with a black hat, with a even circular brim. She plopped it on top Spike's head and stared at him expectantly. Spike just stared back at her, confused. Soon though he began to grin.
“I think I have an idea....” Spike said, as he began to sketch on the piece of paper.
Twilight took a bite of her apple and smiled as Fluttershy told an amusing tale about Angel raising a baby squirrel. I was so worried this was going to be a disaster but so far it's been relaxing and fun, Twilight thought as she soaked up the sun.
“So what's it been like, having Princess Luna in your house?” Rainbow Dash asked, munching on some potato salad.
“It's been great,” Twilight said, smiling. “Exhausting though. I get a quick nap while she handles her court business but then we spend almost all night reading and talking. Then I sleep a few more hours in the morning before beginning my day.”
“Sounds pretty intense. Though I'm surprised that all you do is talk and read, doesn't that get boring?” Rainbow Dash asked, forcing a grin,
“Well, she did give me some astronomy lessons as well,” Twilight said, puzzled.
“So you were stargazing under a beautiful night sky?” Fluttershy asked, looking concerned.
“Yes...look what's going on? Why are you acting so oddly?” Twilight asked.
“We heard rumours that Princess Luna was planning on marrying you and taking you back to Canterlot,” Rainbow Dash explained.
“That's ridiculous,” Twilight said.
“I guess so,” Rainbow Dash said, laughing sheepishly as she rubbed the back of her head. Rainbow Dash quickly changed the subject to the weather plans for the next week. Twilight wasn't really listening, her stomach had started to ache as her mind focused on the fact that this was an actual date and not just three friends hanging out.
“Is something wrong Twilight?” Fluttershy asked, moving closer to Twilight.
“Oh, um, nothing I guess,” Twilight stammered, as she tried to force a grin.
“Come on Twilight, you can trust us,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Alright. It's just, well it's just I don't think this date is going well,” Twilight said, keeping her gaze stuck to the ground. “Don't get me wrong, I'm having a lot of fun. It's just, well I'm not really feeling the romance, you know?” she added quickly. The two pegasi looked to each other, hiding frowns.
“Well, I guess we could do something different. If you want.” Fluttershy murmured.
“Not enough romance huh?” Rainbow Dash muttered to herself. “Well, I don't know, do you have any ideas?” she asked Fluttershy.
“We could, um, take her to...” Fluttershy said, blushing and looking at the ground.
“Right, good idea. Alright, Twilight mind if Fluttershy and I take you up to the most awesome sight in Ponyville?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“I guess so, but what about the food?” Twilight asked.
“Don't worry, I'll carry it along with us,” Fluttershy said. The trio took off, with Rainbow Dash carrying Twilight in her hooves and Fluttershy following close behind. The flew for a bit and then started to glide in a circle.
“Why aren't we moving?” Twilight asked.
“Just need to find a thermal,” Rainbow Dash said. “There!” Rainbow Dash quickly flapped her wings reaching the thermal quickly. The ponies soared high into the sky, until Ponyville was barely visible beneath them. Rainbow Dash moved over to a cloud and laid down on it, taking care to make sure Twilight was balanced on top of her.
“Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said, blushing.
“Well you can't cast the cloud walking spell with your sprained horn, right? So you'll just have to sit on me instead,” Rainbow Dash said, smirking a little. “Don't worry I've seen this sight plenty of times, I can miss out once.” Fluttershy soon joined them, passing out their lunch from earlier. At Fluttershy's gentle urging Twilight sat up and looked around. She immediately gasped in awe as she saw almost all of Equestria laid out before her eyes. The glorious green grass of Equestria mixed with it's many forests, rivers, and lakes to form a beautiful tapestry before her eyes.
“Rainbow Dash brought me up here on our first date,” Fluttershy said softly, as she stared out at the view.
“Uh-huh,” Twilight said, shivering from the wind.
“Oh, your shivering. Let me fix that for you,” Fluttershy said, wrapping a wing around Twilight. The three ponies finished up their picnic, staying close together and enjoying the sights before them. Soon they made the descent back to Ponyville, taking their time and slowly gliding down. They landed and slowly started to walk back toward Ponyville.
“That was amazing,” Twilight said.
“Told you so,” Rainbow Dash said, smirking. “You know I bet that was the first time any non-pegasus saw that sight.”
“It's even better at sunset,” Fluttershy said, as they walked up to Twilight's home.
“Thanks for the lovely time,” Twilight said. She hesitated, quickly gave Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash a hug, and went inside.
“That went well I think,” Fluttershy said.
“Yeah, but we're going to have to step up our game for the next date,” Rainbow Dash said. “Come on Flutters, let's go back to your place,” she said, giving Fluttershy a quick kiss.
Twilight walked into her kitchen and sat at her table. Her head sank into her hooves with a sigh. Now what do I do? I was kinda hoping that the date would just go horribly and I would have a clear reason to reject Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. But...well that was actually quite a nice date. That view, and how nice Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were, but it felt completely different then my dates with Trixie. But then again, shouldn't it feel differently? Trixie used to be, well, hostile and pretty much a stranger. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, I've known for a long time and they're already my friends as well. So perhaps it's only logical that I feel different about them. The dating books I've read didn't mention anything about this, books why have you failed me? Twilight thought, glaring at her copy of Midnight's Guide to Dating.
“What ails you, Twilight Sparkle?” Luna said, entering the kitchen.
“I have no idea what love is,” Twilight mumbled.
“Ah, problems of the heart,” Luna said, coming over to Twilight and laying a hoof gently on her shoulder. “I may not have my niece's affinity with all things romantic but I have known the turmoils and tribulations that come with loving another pony.”
“I-I'm not sure if I want to talk about it,” Twilight hesitantly said.
“That's fine Twilight, I understand that not all problems are meant to be shared,” Luna said, softly stroking Twilight's mane.
“Thank you. Perhaps we can talk about it later after I've had some time to think about it,” Twilight said, smiling up at Luna.
“That would be nice. Now do you have any plans for this evening? There is something I wish to show you,” Luna said, lowering her hoof to the ground.
“Not really, Princess. I was just going to have some tea and read,” Twilight said.
“In that case, I would like you to accompany me on my journeys tonight,” Luna said.
“Where will we be going?” Twilight asked.
“That will be a surprise. Now rest Twilight, it's going to be a busy night,” Luna said, grabbing a quick snack and leaving. Deciding to follow her advice, Twilight headed upstairs to take a nap. She fell asleep almost the instant her head hit the pillow. Instead of her usual dreams however she fell into a void of pure white. Luna quickly appeared beside her.
“What's going on? Where are we?” Twilight asked, looking calmly over to the Princess.
“Welcome, Twilight to the land of dreams,” Luna said.
“It's...honestly a lot more bland then I imagined,” Twilight said, looking around.
“Yes it is, I have changed it thus to make it easier to detect dreams. Ah, look there goes one now,” Luna said, pointing to a glowing marble rolling across the white expanse. “Look closely now, you can determine what sort of dream it is by the colour you see.”
“It's a nice green colour. Like the green of spring leaves,” Twilight said, peering down at the dream.
“Then it is a peaceful dream about what happened today. Leave it be and we shall continue to look for other dreams,” Luna said, walking away.
“What would happen if I touched it?” Twilight asked, as she chased after Luna.
“Most of the time nothing, but occasionally you'd 'pop' the dream and wake the occupant,” Luna explain, scanning the empty white void for colour. As they walked Twilight kept asking various questions about dreamwalking and the dreamscape they were surrounded in. Several more times they spotted differently coloured dreams but each time Luna told Twilight to leave them alone.
“So what are we doing here exactly?” Twilight asked.
“We are shepherding the dreams of all ponykind, Twilight,” Luna explained. “However only a rare few actually need our guidance. Most are dreaming peacefully, and will wake well rested. We do not enter dreams out of curiosity or boredom for doing so would be a grave breach of trust between us and our subjects. What we are looking for right now are those who are suffering from nightmares.”
“So looking for ponies who are having nightmares. What would a nightmare look like?” Twilight asked.
“They are black, jagged objects,” Luna replied. “There's one now.” She added, pointing to black orb that was slowly expanding. “Twilight the first thing I want you to do when we enter that dream is to remain calm. Dreams can be perfectly normal, or horrifically strange. However since we will be entering a nightmare, you'd best be prepared for a disturbing sight.”
“I understand,” Twilight said gravely.
“Good. Now brace yourself,” Luna said, lowering her horn to the nightmare. Immediately the landscape swirled forming into a cloudy sky above, and apple trees all around.
“This is Sweet Apple Acres,” Twilight said, softly. “But where is everypony?”
“Be careful Twilight. It seems likely that we are in the dream of one of your friends, or somepony you know. In fact, I think it would be best if you were to remain here and allow me to handle this nightmare on my own,” Luna said.
“No. If one of my friends is having a nightmare then I want to help,” Twilight said, running past Luna. Luna quickly grabbed Twilight with her magic and brought her back.
“If you insist on helping, then I shall not deny you. However I must insist that follow my instructions,” Luna said sternly. Luna held Twilight still, until she nodded assent. “Good. Now I want you to stay by my side for the time being.” Luna and Twilight headed off, wandering throughout the dream. As they walked Luna explained that since they were intruders into the dream they would placed away from the dreamer's conscious mind instead of right in the middle of things. Otherwise the dreamer likely wake up at the sudden arrival of the Princess.
“Wait, why don't we want to wake up a pony having a nightmare?” Twilight asked.
“Sometimes we do. However sometimes a nightmare is a reflection of a fear the dreamer has in their day to day life. We can help them come to terms with that fear while they sleep, hopefully preventing other nightmares from occurring,” Luna said. “We might even get them to resolve whatever issue they have in their waking life.”
“I see. It's like having a psychiatrist in your dreams,” Twilight said.
“Don't worry, Applejack, you can still write me letters. I mean I might not have time to read them myself, but you can still write them,” Twilight's voice said from a distance away. Twilight and Luna glanced at each other and dashed towards the voice. In front of them stood Twilight and Luna facing an Applejack, sitting on the ground with tears running down her face.
“YES, APPLEJACK, TWILIGHT WILL BE COMING HOME WITH ME AND SHE WILL BE MUCH TOO BUSY AS MY CONSORT TO BE INTERACTING WITH LOWLY APPLE FARMERS FROM PONYVILLE,” the dream Luna said, using the Royal Canterlot Voice.
“N-no Twilight, please don't leave. Ah'll miss you, we'll all miss you so much,” Applejack sobbed.
“I'm sorry Applejack, but I've got to go someplace where I'm loved,” the dream Twilight said.
“But Ah-”
“I have seen enough and I shall end this farce now,” Luna said, blasting the dream copies away with a beam of magic.
“Wha? Princess...Luna? And Twilight? But you were just talkin to me over there. Why'd you move over here?” Applejack asked, looking between where the dream ponies were and Twilight and Luna.
“Applejack you are dreaming,” Princess Luna said bluntly. “And a very odd dream at that. Why do you think that Twilight would be accompanying me back to Canterlot at all, let alone permanently?”
“Cause you and she are courtin,” Applejack said, sniffing. “That's why you came to Ponyville.”
“We aren't dating,” Twilight said.
“Indeed. I came to Ponyville in order to repay the injury that my carelessness caused Twilight Sparkle,” Luna said.
“Liar, it's obvious that you love Twilight. And how can she resist the attentions of a Princess?” Applejack said, suddenly glaring at Luna.
“Of course I love Twilight Sparkle,” Luna said. Twilight blushed, staring wide-eyed at the Princess. “How could I not after she rescued me, not once but twice? Do you not love her as well?” Luna asked, her attention focused onto Applejack.
“Ah do not love Twilight,” Applejack protested.
“If that is true, then why are you so upset over the possibility of losing her?” Luna asked.
“S-she's mah best friend who has stuck by me through good times and bad. How could I not miss her if she were to leave?” Applejack asked.
“So you do love her then,” Luna said.
“Ah-”
“She doesn't mean romantic love Applejack,” Twilight interrupted, “she means love in the platonic sense between friends or family members,” she said.
“Oh,” Applejack said, rubbing the back of her head and blushing as Luna stared expectantly at her. “I suppose Ah do love Twilight then. As a friend,” she said. Luna nodded in satisfaction.
“Applejack, you should know that I would never abandon you all. Even if I did end up leaving Ponyville, I'd write often and I'd visit whenever I could. Our friendship is something that can never be broken, not by time, distance, or new relationships,” Twilight said, giving Applejack a hug.
“Thank you Princess,” Applejack said, bowing. Luna's horn glowed and Applejack's dream melted away as they returned to the land of dreams. Before them Applejack's dream had transformed from black crystal to a ball of brilliant orange light. Once again they walked, searching for other nightmares and through the night they found a few more, ending their dreamer's torment and returning them to peaceful slumber.
“It's been nice having your assistance Twilight Sparkle,” Luna said as they stood in the white space between dreams.
“Thank you Princess,” Twilight said.
“We have covered the dreams of tonight. So awaken and we shall interact some more in the real world,” Luna said, her horn glowing. Twilight immediately woke up, feeling tired. Rolling over to check her clock, she noticed that only four hours had passed.
“Huh, that's weird. It felt like so much longer,” Twilight said, getting out of bed and giving her hair a quick brush. She trotted downstairs to find Luna wrapping up some paperwork. Smiling, Twilight grabbed a book and read as she waited.
“Finished,” Luna said, standing up. “Now is there anything that you wish to do this evening, Twilight Sparkle?”
“Not really. Actually I did want to talk about something,” Twilight said.
“Speak your mind then,” Luna said.
“Well...recently I've been dating some ponies. And well, things have gotten complicated,” Twilight said.
“Ponies? As in multiple paramours at one time? Oh, Twilight romance is a complicated thing when there is only one pony involved, let alone when you are trying to form a herd of your own,” Luna said, giving Twilight a pat on the head.
“That's not what I meant! I mean several ponies expressed interest in me around the same time and I've been dating them to see who I'm compatible with,” Twilight said, blushing furiously.
“I see. I imagine that you are conflicted in how to tell the other ponies that you are dating another?” Luna asked.
“Not really. My problem is that I feel differently for the different couples and I'm not sure which feeling is actually love,” Twilight said.
“I'm afraid that is a difficult question to answer Twilight, and the answer may be that you love all of your suitors. In the past I have loved many ponies, and I have felt differently for each of my mates. Love is not so easily quantifiable to stick a label on it so that any pony could point to it and say for certain that it is love,” Luna said.
“Oh,” Twilight said, frowning and looking down. “Is there any advice you can give me then?”
“If you are in love with all of your suitors, then why not start a herd? They were quite common back in the day,” Luna said.
“I don't think the ponies I'm dating would like that idea,” Twilight said.
“If that is the case then I would recommend analyzing your feelings. Meditate upon them and come to the conclusion of who you should be with. If you are having difficulty with that mediating then I suggest simply writing your thoughts down. Sometimes what you write may surprise you,” Luna said.
“Thanks Princess,” Twilight said, smiling.
“You're welcome, Twilight, and please call me Luna,” Luna said, smiling back.
Trixie smiled as she walked through the market, picking up ingredients for a delicious dinner. I can't wait to surprise Twilight with dinner tonight at my home. I've got to make sure this is absolutely perfect and then tonight, oh tonight I'll finally feel her sweet lips on mine. Trixie thought, her smile turning to a wicked grin at the thought.
“Wow, I can't believe that Twilight is dating a princess,” Lyra said to Bonbon, as they walked down the street. Trixie stopped, missing Bonbon's reply as her head reeled.
“Wait! What did you just say?” Trixie shouted, running after the pony pair.
“Haven't you heard? Princess Luna is in town and is dating Twilight Sparkle,” Bonbon said, eagerly.
“What? No, no, no, that can't be,” Trixie said, tears springing to her eyes.
“What's the matter?” Lyra asked, moving closer to Trixie only to be shoved away.
“Nothing. I've got to go,” Trixie said, running away as fast as she could. There must be some sort of misunderstanding. Twilight wouldn't just ditch me, would she? No, of course not! No pony would be mad enough to give up on a pony of my calibre! But maybe the Princess seduced her, perhaps even against Twilight's will. Well, not if I have anything to say about it, Trixie thought, tears drying up as her gaze became a glare. She quickly made it to the library and burst in the front door.
“Trixie, thank goodness you're here. Spike gave me this huge list of chores and items to buy, but I can't leave Princess Luna or Twilight alone. Just make sure a white unicorn with a purple mane doesn't get in, thanks bye,” Starshine said quickly, brandishing a large list before running out the door. Trixie ignored her and proceeded to track down Twilight, who was currently asleep, cuddled up to a book the size of Spike.
“That's pretty adorable,” Trixie said, calming down as she watched Twilight speak. Unfortunately her voice was enough to get stir Twilight from her dreams and she began to wake up.
“Mmmm, Trixe? Our date isn't until this evening. What are you doing here?” Twilight asked, rubbing her eyes.
“Trixie has something she needs to discuss with you,” Trixie said, her gut churning.
“Alright, just give me a moment to come downstairs,” Twilight said, yawning and stretching. Trixie went downstairs and paced. Trixie's emotions fluxed, going from worried to outraged, to sad, to betrayed, and back again. Finally after what felt like an hour of waiting to Trixie, Twilight came downstairs, mane neatly brushed and teeth shining.
“What took you so long?” Trixie snapped.
“It's only been twenty minutes Trixie, and I was sleeping twenty minutes ago. Why are you here?” Twilight said, as she started to make some tea.
“Trixie has heard rumours that you are dating the Princess behind Trixie's back,” Trixie accused, tears springing to her eyes. “How could you?”
“I'm not dating Princess Luna. Those rumours are just silly ponies jumping on every little thing the Princess does,” Twilight said.
“That's such a relief. Trixie was worried you were going to get stolen away,” Trixie said, relaxing. “Trixie should have known better then to think that you'd be dating multiple ponies at once.”
“Well actually...I kinda am,” Twilight said, squirming in her chair when Trixie glared at her.
“What?”
“You see, after we arranged our first date my friend Rainbow Dash confessed her feelings for me as well. So I've been dating her and her marefriend Fluttershy at the same time I've been dating you,” Twilight said.
“That's outrageous! Why would you do that to me?” Trixie demanded, tears falling from her eyes.
“It seemed like the only fair thing to me,” Twilight protested. “Besides my books said that when you start dating it's advised to date one to three ponies casually before you started looking for a serious partner.”
“Casually? So this has just been a practise run to you!” Trixie shrieked.
“That's not what I meant! Trixie, our dates have been fantastic and you are a beautiful and fascinating mare. You very well could be the pony I'd want as my special somepony. But according to my books a lack of experience in dating can cause long term problems in a relationship. Plus my friends pointed out that they deserved a chance if I was giving you one,” Twilight said.
“For what?” Twilight asked. Trixie took a deep breath and stared directly into Twilight's eyes.
“I'm not happy with you dating other ponies Twilight and I'm simply not willing to share you. So,” Trixie cleared her throat as tears began to spill out of her eyes. “So if you want to keep dating me you need to promise me that you'll break up with those other ponies and only date me,” Trixie said, sobbing a little bit.
“Trixie...,” Twilight said, crying her own self.
“I understand why you were dating them, but I'm still not happy about it. So you have to make a choice,” Trixie said. “I'll be waiting in my trailer for your answer.” She added before leaving. Twilight just sat there, crying.
Rarity watched with satisfaction as Starshine rushed out of Twilight's library. Part A of the plan is complete. Now for part B. she thought as she headed to the preplanned location. The various errands Spike had made up were keeping Starshine distracted, but it wasn't enough. They needed to make sure she wouldn't be interfering with their plans for the rest of the day if not longer. Thus part B, a bucket of sticky tree sap, paint, and feathers. Rarity got on top of the building and waited, looking over the alley. As predicted Starshine started heading down the ally on the way to her next errand. Rarity tipped the bucket over, and watched as it fell directly on top of Starshine's head. She screamed, and futility tried to pull the sticky bucket off her head before running frantically out of the ally.
“Alright, that should buy me enough time to get Twilight on a date,” Rarity said, heading to the library. As she approached she noticed Trixie leaving the building with her head bowed. I wonder what happened? Rarity thought as she entered Twilight's home. “Twilight darling, are you around?” Rarity called.
“R-rarity?” Twilight's sobbing voice replied.
“Twilight, what's wrong?” Rarity said, as she rushed over to Twilight who was crying at the kitchen table as she stared down at her books.
“She heard about me dating Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, and she was upset with me. She's said that either I have to break up with them or she'll break up with me,” Twilight said. Rarity gasped, and gave Twilight a hug. Rarity you lucky mare, this is a perfect opportunity to break up Trixie and Twilight. All you have to do is say how unreasonable, selfish, and mean Trixie is being so Twilight thinks it's a good idea to choose Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy instead, Rarity shook her head slightly. No Rarity, you're a better pony then to take advantage of Twilight's emotions like that. She needs your help right now, so stop being so selfish and help her.
“Twilight it'll be alright. Come on, let's go down to Sugarcube Corner and get some ice cream,” Rarity said.
“O-okay,” Twilight said, sniffing. The pair of ponies made their way to Sugarcube Corner where Rarity got Twilight the biggest dish of chocolate ice cream they offered.
“Nothing like comfort food for a broken heart,” Rarity said, as Twilight ate her treat.
“Thanks Rarity, I do feel better,” Twilight said, trying to smile. “But what am I going to do about Trixie? I'd hate to end our relationship so soon, particularly when it's been so great so far.”
“Well dear, I think you have a couple of options. First off you can stick with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Secondly you can choose Trixie. However there is a third option. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are already okay with you dating other ponies right? So you could start dating a new pony, while still dating Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Just this time make sure that you tell them you are dating other ponies beforehand,” Rarity said.
“But then I'd still have to lose my relationship with Trixie,” Twilight said.
“True, but perhaps not forever. There is nothing saying that you couldn't one day reunite with her, and if she's your true love then I'm sure destiny would arrange for you to meet once again,” Rarity said.
“I don't know. I don't like the idea that I might never see her again, or that we'd never go on another date, or she'd never tell me another story,” Twilight said, sighing.
“Well then just choose Trixie. If you find you aren't happy then you can just break up with her later,” Rarity suggested.
“But then I'd have to break up with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. They've were so sweet on our date, and I'd hate to break their hearts,” Twilight said, shaking her head in frustration. “I just can't decide between them!”
“You have to find some way to decide my dear. I know it's hard, but you can't just ignore this problem and hope it'll go away. Remember, even if Trixie had never found out about Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, you would have had to make this decision eventually anyways,” Rarity said.
“I know, but that's not making it any easier to choose now,” Twilight whined.
“What do you usually do when you have to make a difficult choice?” Rarity asked, hiding a sigh of her own.
“I usually make a list of the pros and cons of each choice,” Twilight said, finishing up the last of her ice cream. Mrs. Cake walked over, and took the empty dish. “Excuse me Twilight, may I have a moment?” Mrs. Cake asked.
“What is it?” Twilight replied.
“I wanted to talk to you about Pinkie Pie,” Mrs. Cake said.
“What about Pinkie?” Twilight asked, puzzled.
“Is it true that she kissed you?” Mrs. Cake asked, leaning in and whispering.
“Yeah, but I figured it was simply Pinkie being Pinkie,” Twilight replied, leaning her head away from Mrs. Cake.
“I don't think it was. I think Pinkie has a crush on you, and just doesn't know how to express it,” Mrs. Cake said. Twilight just stared blankly at her for a minute, an awkward silence falling between them. Mrs. Cake grinned nervously, as Twilight's eye began to twitch.
“No, no no no no no. Pinkie is not in love with me, and I'm even going to consider the idea. Do you know why Mrs. Cake? Because I don't love her. Romantically I mean. She's one of by best friends and I love her as a friend, but I don't love her. And I'm already faced with having to break either my marefriend's heart, or my best friends' heart and that's hard enough! I don't want to have to explain to Pinkie Pie that while she'll always be close to me as a friend, that I'm not interested in exploring a romantic relationship with her,” Twilight ranted.
“I know Twilight. And it's okay, I'm perfectly fine,” Pinkie said, appearing beside Twilight and giving her a hug.
“Pinkie!” Twilight and Rarity yelled. Pinkie merely smiled at Twilight, then frowned when she noticed how upset Twilight was.
“Please smile Twilight, I'm here to help you with whatever is bothering you so much,” Pinkie said, giving Twilight another hug.
“But what about you Pinkie? Aren't you upset that I've rejected you?” Twilight asked, starting to cry again.
“No. I'm upset because you're crying. As long as you're happy Twilight, I'll be happy. So don't worry and be happy,” Pinkie Pie said.
“Thanks Pinkie,” Twilight said, giving her a smile. “But what do I do about Trixie?”
“Well, why don't sit down and make a list about the pros and cons about being in a relationship with her, versus Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, and if you wanted to entertain the possibility of dating a new mare,” Rarity said.
“Great idea Rarity, in fact, Luna told me to do something similar. I'll get right on it. Pinkie, thanks for being so understanding, and Rarity thanks for the advice.” Twilight said, heading home. Rarity watched her go thinking. Pinkie had a crush on Twilight and just gave it up the instant she felt it was hurting Twilight's feelings. How romantic of her, Rarity thought with a smile. Still Twilight didn't react well to learning about Pinkie's crush. I doubt she'd react any better if I tried to ask her out on a date. Rarity sighed. I'll stay silent about it for now. But I'll keep my eyes open in case she does decide she'd like to date other mares.
