Kharn the betrayer was always happy with his lot in life, he got to kill and maim in the name of Khorne the blood God and just generally cause havoc, however due to the actions of a single cowardly psyker he finds himself in a land of...pastel coloured ponies? this is his story.

When shy Princess Cadence is told she has to help out with a fundraiser for school, she isn't quite sure what to think. She doesn't even know if she's good with kids. When she meets her first clients, the studious, firm Sparkles, she really doesn't think much of her new job. But that's only because she hadn't seen their adorable filly.Soon afterwards, she meets Twilight's even more adorable older brother.

According to an old story passed down through the Apple family, there used to be a witch who would kidnap all foals who approached her home so she could rip out their bones and make glue from their hooves to create a grisly piece of art. At first, the Cutie Mark Crusaders thought it was just another old mares tale, but when Diamond Tiara mysteriously disappeared, they had to find her, even if it meant the risk of encountering a murderous witch.

Sweetie Belle pulls a prank on Rarity, but a good laugh is not the only thing that she wants.

Picking up where A Canterlot Wedding ends, this story follows Cadence and Shining Armor on their honeymoon to the Gallop'agos Islands. When Shining Armor goes out into the jungle to rescue a filly, Cadence must enlist the help of Twilight and her friends to save her husband and protect Equestria from a forgotten evil.

Because sometimes, just because you're immortal doesn't make you invulnerable. Sometimes, the one you're more proud of than anything else is the one that respects you the most, and sometimes respect goes deeper than either of you had ever realised.

Additionally, because sometimes an author wants to try and write something that doesn't end in horse sex, but instead adorable hugging and stuff. If this doesn't work out I'll probably go on and add some horse sex later, because people always like to see that, but I hope people enjoy it. My first foray into a full sized shipping fic, so please tell me what I screwed up.

EDIT: Updated with grammar improvements/education courtesy of the incredibly helpful kits.

Driven by an intense Warp storm, a Rogue Trader vessel finds itself crippled and stranded above a world no human has ever visited. The natives are friendly; can the visitors say the same? A Warhammer 40k/Friendship is Magic crossover. Yes, really
(12/02 added epilogue to last chapter)

With a overdue storm on its way, Princess Celestia prepares to finish the day's business when an exhausted Rainbow Dash rushes in with an 'important message' from Twilight. When the contents of the message cause Rainbow to lose her temper, Celestia decides to teach her a special lesson in friendship.

8/20/13: Edited and updated version posted. Hopefully a long overdue improvement.

Nightmare Moon visits Twilight in the night, and things get biblical.

Featured on Equestria Daily, 1 May 2012.

What would you do if you've gone where no mare has gone before, and have no idea how to get back?

Rainbow Dash found herself alone in a strange, magicless world governed by entirely different natural laws than Equestria, ruled by a race who thought themselves the only sentient species in the universe...