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After finding out Lyra Heartstrings has a crush on her, Rarity goes on a secret mission to find out who she is. It should have been a simple operation but things go wrong and the next things she knows Lyra is coming home with her. Not even her friends have seen her home and there’s a good reason why!

Reminder that EQ girls have different love interests than their pony counterparts so don’t hate me.

Written for the Spring Fling contest. Super huge thanks to Stinium Ruide for his fast editing. Seriously dude, you rock!

There’s no end to the monsters that lurk in the dark.

Ghosts, werewolves, mad scientists, cultists, mutants, zombies, vampires, aliens and more lie in wait in the dark corners of Equestria, terrorizing the night. But the most infamous and dangerous of them all is the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle, with a five hundred million bit bounty on her head.

Seeking fame and fortune, Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch and collect the massive reward. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.

More stories set in this AU can be found here.

Cover art is a work in progress by Abode_WTF

Ever since Twilight had taken the Equestrian throne, the land ushered in a new era of peace and harmony the likes of which the world has never seen. However, the brighter the light, the darker the shadows. Something is stirring in the dark, untouched regions of the land. Something dark and full of hate. Something evil. An evil that is all too familiar to Starswirl and his compatriots. Starswirl doesn't know this evil by its real name, just its other aliases: The Dark Lord, the Prince of Monsters, the War Demon, Eclipse the Conqueror, and Grogar's Chosen Prince. Will Twilight, her friends, and the Magic of Friendship prevail? Or will they need more than the Magic of Friendship to defeat this foe?

As I sit on this branch, looking at the town through the mangled, black branches, I began thinking about why I came here. About everything I left behind on Earth.

I wish I'd never have come here...

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This story has been redone. Also, A brilliant lad called Vlad decided to write a sequel. I seriously recommend reading that and following him.

Also, there's a prequel in the works!

Sunset Shimmer and her friends receive remarkable news: Princess Twilight is poised to become the queen of all Equestria! As the girls celebrate the invitation to their friend's upcoming coronation, Sunset's horrified to find that she's not just selflessly happy for her best friend. If not princesshood, what's she meant to do with her life anyway? What's her destiny in the human world?

As Equestrian Magic grows more powerful due to an ominous, inter-dimensional rip in space-time above Canterlot High, Sunset's friends are affected by a dangerous, new magic and she's left to wonder if she's done more harm here than good.

This story is a sequel to The Exes Club. Helpful, but not required reading. Themes and ideas introduced there are developed further here.

Story development, visual direction, and illustrations by the badass Bevin Brand.
Editing and support by the lovely Space Jazz and LordJanitor.
Special thanks to one of my best friends, Bookish Delight, for her immeasurable support, guidance, and all around awesomeness.

Featured on June 2nd, 2020
Featured as a Scouted Fanfic on Equestria Daily June 5th, 2020

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Tagged with Sex for sexual discussion, no graphic depictions. Tagged with Profanity because teenagers.

WHY did Lyra and Bon-Bon make an art film about naked girls playing chess? This film's secret, uncensored "Director's Cut" explains everything.

A fully authorized but unofficial prequel to EileenSaysHi's "Prench Art Film" (link)

Preread by: Secret Artichoke

This story is a sequel to Naked Behind the Scenes: The Making of Lyra and Bon-Bon's "Prench Art Film"

Wallflower Blush wants to watch Lyra and Bon Bon having lesbian sex.

Will she be disappointed? Probably.

This story should work on its own, but it's ALSO an authorized yet completely unofficial and non-canon sequel to EileenSaysHi's "Prench Art Film" and to "Naked Behind the Scenes: The Making of Lyra and Bon-Bon's 'Prench Art Film.'"

Canterlot High's annual student film festival is fast approaching, and the submissions are now under review. But ultimate writer-director-star-girlfriend team Lyra and Bon-Bon are confident they've made something spectacular. It's innovative, it's bold, it's experimental, it's inspired, it's confident, it's... rejected???

Okay, maybe it was a little too out there for the festival... and perhaps a bit too risqué as well. But they can still salvage this. Right?

Written for Bicyclette's LyraBon contest. (Read the other entries here!) Ties in with the Bean’s Writing Group prompt “A Chess Game.”

Pre-read by The Sleepless Beholder and Shirlendra. Cover art by me using stock images.

Sex tag for mild sexual references only.

Featured on 9/29/22-9/30/22! Also recommended by Equestria Daily for Lyra and Bon-Bon Day!

Ready to take things to the next level with Wallflower, Sunset decides to put the moves on her girlfriend.

Too bad she consulted Rainbow Dash first.

Thanks to my ever-patient girlfriend and collaborator for not only writing this nonsense with me, but listening to me list off many, many, many synonyms for vagina. What a trooper.