After coming home from college I find My old life is not what is was. After my parents eventually pass I find myself in a bit of depression. I wake up the next morning in the middle of god damn nowhere.

Oh, did I mention there's pie?

(Shameless Human X Pinkie Pie)
(May or may not lean toward clop... I've never written it before but if people want I say why the hell not.)

This story is a sequel to Top Of The Charts

Released from jail for a crime he did not commit, Anonymous has returned to Ponyville to resume his life in Equestria. While some ponies - such as Vinyl Scratch and Octavia - are pleased to see him, there are many more who don't appreciate him being back amongst them.

Now Anon must try to adjust to an Equestria which has changed a lot during his absence, while trying to regain the trust of the locals. Solving the mystery surrounding the disappearance of several townsponies seems like a good place to start, even if it does mean stooping to levels he never thought possible...

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Comments contain spoilers.

Diamond Dogs are tagged, but they're not the same ones we've seen in the show.

Cover art drawn by Thy and coloured by an Anon, both of whom I found on /mlp/.

Anon thinks in this colour.
Anon's Brain thinks in this colour.

In the new Equestria, full of humans, romance blooms for almost everyone. But there's always the outlier.

Written for Conrad from Nova scotia

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6MrWqNZ.png[/img]

NOTE TO NEW READERS: I've completed the full rewrite of this story, but if you wish to see the original story as well it will remain below the revised chapter entries. Because several chapters were expounded on or compressed together there's unfortunately no real corresponding order between where events appear in the "Revised" and "Original" chapters.

NOTE TO RETURNING READERS: This rewrite was more than skin deep. While core events will largely remain the same, the plot's events may still unfold in drastically different ways in terms of scenes and details from what you previously experienced. Hopefully the new interpretation of events will be an improvement in your eyes.

Our narrator has seen the darker side of life; abandoned, homeless, and finally chosen by a think-tank to serve in an experiment against his will. In their attempt to teleport him across continents, he was instead dumped into the Void between universes, where his only chance to exist again was to reach for the light.

By chance or purpose, he later finds himself in a world strangely similar to the one he had always known, but is yet completely alien; a world populated by many colored horses who can speak, think, fly, and even do magic. This is the story of that man. This is an adventure that was never supposed to happen. This is A Journey Unthought Of: A human's life in Equestria.

NOTE: This story has been marked 'Crossover' because the Earth the protagonist comes from is the one in the Doctor Who universe. The Doctor will also make appearances in later chapters.

If this story holds your interest, I've written four appendices and a now completed sequel, all of which you can find here. These stories enhance past events of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, though some of them may have been made partially obsolete by later episodes.

The Maiden and the Serpent
The Sorrow and the Temptation
Apocalypse Unbound
Lessons for a Benevolent Tyrant
SEQUEL - AJUO: Revival of Chaos

[ 2nd person ]
You and Pinkie Pie are very happy together. But what's that sad expression on the face of your best friend Rainbow Dash?

Contains sensual description and adult situations.

After a malfunction with the MRI, Dan finds himself between life and death with two options. Return to Earth with little chance of survival, or to go to Equestria and start completely over. The choice he makes is obvious. Upon arrival though, he finds that he can't understand any of the ponies, and that he is slowly turning into one of them. Follow Dan on this epic adventure.

A deciphering key will be provided at the top of each chapter. And after each Dan POV chapter there will be a pony POV chapter with everything written in English (Except for Dan, the languages are basically swapped)

A sequel to Pinkie Pie, I Love You: Part 1

Pinkie's admirer has a dream, a dream that fills him with the passion, motivation, and strangth to acomplish his one and only goal. To win her love.

Artist: Nazoth
Image source: Derpiboo

A lonesome mare moved away home, and grew up in a sad, colorless town. She coped with her sorrow and distress for as long as she could recall. No one ever noticed the pained look in her eye, or the fake smile she plastered upon her face. But how could they when they were too lost in their own depression...

One day a lost stranger makes an arrival in the village, and the mysterious encounter raises Pinkamena Diane Pie's curiosity... How will Pinkamena trust this stranger, and will they be able to rescue her before it's too late?

This story is rated 14+ (possibly best suited for a more mature audience) for graphic descriptions of violence, suggestive themes, use of alcohol, strong language, and depression. Anyone uncomfortable with these themes should not read it! Viewer discretion is strongly advised for younger audiences.

[ 2nd person ] [ HiE ]
It's not easy being a human in Ponyville, but there's one pink pony who makes it all worthwhile.

A story of prejudice, suspicion, and gossip,
and a simple love that grows in spite of it all.

When you have nothing left to live for, sometimes it takes an otherworldly person (or pony) to show you how much life is truly worth. Presented in 2nd person. Special thanks to Lotso for proofreading.

EDIT: Sorry about the ridiculous wait guys. School, finals, etc. really make time fly. Expect more updates in the next couple weeks, though. Writing always was a stress-reliever for me.