Hitch Trailblazer acquires a seemingly worthless artifact from Alphabittle. He soon discovers this artifact is far from worthless though, as it transports him back in time to when Alicorns ruled Equestria.

Written for the MLP Generation 5 Bingo Contest.
My prompts were:
-Alphabittle
-does a favor for
-Hitch Trailblazer
-ancient artifact
-alicorns.

It was a nice and peaceful day until Rarity decides to go on a rampage. She wants to FRY BRAINS!

Wait, what?

Hitch is curious why mayonnaise is taboo, especially now that the other words are not. There's only one pony he can turn to for answers, but can he really trust Izzy isn't embellishing the details? I mean, mayonnaise volcano is hyperbole... right?

This story is dedicated to AnonPencil because they really hate mayonnaise.

Now with an Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan

A fun-filled day at Sunny’s is interrupted by a conundrum.

A short one-shot that gives the story of Hitch's motivation and promise that leads to him becoming sheriff. It takes place three to four years after the flashback scene in G5 where they are all kids.

Shortly after the events of the movie, Sunny invites her friends to try a recipe she found. The conversation soon turns to wings.

Did you know pegasi lose theirs?

Now with a reading!

Hitch knew he used to be friends with Sprout, and then things changed. And now he wants answers, and maybe along with that the possibility of Sprout becoming a better pony.

Or were they ever really friends at all...? Is there even a chance for Sprout to turn his life around, grow up a little? Hitch doesn't know, but he'd like to find out.

This story is a sequel to My Little Body Pillow

Note : You do not need to read the previous stories to enjoy this one but if you want more depth in it then it is recommended if you do so.

Sometimes your Mare-friend or Colt-friend can become possessive over you. It's kinda cute honestly but have you ever thought your Mare-friend's possessiveness could go into overdrive ? Hitch found out last night. Serves him right for telling his mare-friend he dreamt about another mare.

This story is a sequel to Movie Night: Judgement Neigh

Another weekend has come to Maretime Bay, and for Sunny and Hitch, that means their second, and first "official" date. The ball is in Hitch's court, what does he have in mind?

Content Warning: Hoof-holding, ponified Blazing Saddles quotes

Cover Art: siroc@derpibooru.org

This story is a sequel to Unicorns Do Not Eat Earth Ponies

Note: You do not have to read the previous story to enjoy this one but it would be nice if you did as it gives it more depth and makes me feel good inside :)

Hitch was having a bad day. First his best friend runs off with a unicorn for some foolish quest and he ends up gallivanting of to find them and now for him he got caught in Zephyr Heights, home of those flying beasts, and is now a body pillow for a princess. Is this a nightmare ?

In this short and sweet tale, Hitch, with the help of a new set of wings, tries to impress a royal pegasus. However, he seems to have made a significant mistake regarding the practices of pegasi.

I would like to thank Shrinky Frod for pre-reading and editing this; especially in helping to make the character voices more appropriate and expanding on the rather basic ideas presented.

As a general content warning, this story contains cringeworthy self-humiliation, a brief dialogue relating to virginity and shipping.