During her studies in the Canterlot archives, Twilight Sparkle makes a startling discovery - Star Swirl the Bearded, the most famous unicorn in Equestrian history, had a son! Tracing the family line down the centuries, Twilight is ecstatic to discover a direct descendant of Star Swirl is still living today. She sets out to meet this "Beatrix Lulamoon", who surely is a great and powerful unicorn worthy of her heritage with a wealth of ancestral knowledge to share... isn't she?

Dramatic reading by Goombasa - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bECfAkLDoSM

Hearts and Hooves Day is here! You know what that means—scam artists looking to exploit love and romance for a quick bit!

Flim and Flam have a new scam with their S.H.I.P.P.I.N.G. Machine, promising to bring couples together. Of course, just because it's a scam doesn't mean it won't occasionally bring a couple together. A little help from Pinkie never hurts, either.

The words here are suppose to interest you into wanting to read the story. I'm not going to type anything like that; I'm only paid to narrate this human in Equestria story (fifty bucks a story ain't worth it) so anything I say in bolded quotes will become the story. I've been doing this for years and these stories are starting to become a bit of a bore to me. If something new doesn't come around, I might just change one of the stories up.

This story is just that, a story. This is a Human in Equestria story that is being told to you by the narrator; who can be identified by italic paragraphs and just as he stated above, anything in bolded italics quotes will be part of the story. Everything else that isn't an italics paragraph is the story progressing normally. Think of it like 'The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh' but with an irritated narrator that wants to throw problems for the characters instead.

Made for the 'Body Swap Writing Contest' so you can guess what it entails.

In the city of Manehattan, everything is ridiculously expensive, so it's hard to live on one's own. Which is exactly why coworkers and friends, Grace Manewitz and Coco Pommel, share a flat. In this mini-series that shows a day in the life of these two mares, misadventures are sure to occur.

After all, what they say is true: "Anything can happen in Manehattan!"

My sister and I are nothing alike. She's a model, I'm a stunt flyer. She wears fancy clothes, I wear flight suits. She travels the world, strutting down runways and pouting for cameras. I make tornados for a living. Her name is Runway Project. I'm Lightning Dust. Totally different ponies.

So why does everypony have trouble telling us apart?

And what does she mean, she's here to stay?

I saw this character design and absolutely had to write a story about this chick. Cause DAYUM.

Going through a bout of insomnia, Diamond Tiara is willing to try anything to help her get to sleep. So far nothing has worked, but that doesn't mean she's willing to give up.

Part of the "Insomnia Project", where Bootsy Slickmane and I decided to both write about Diamond Tiara having insomnia and see how different our takes would be. Check out his story here. And before you ask, yes, his version is almost as good as mine ;D!

Thanks to Mudpony for editing and inspiring me to write this (forgot to credit him earlier due to being tired}.

Foals can do it, you can do it too! Miss Cheerilee points out some basic rules for all of her students to follow. (Note: rated teen for not having random sex scenes with Twilight Sparkle). Also, apologies to my editor Future, because I didn't run the story by him and he puts up with that sort of crap

(Also also, huge thanks to blackgryph0n *original artist* and Paleo Prints *the touch-ups* for letting me use their fine cover picture!)

My name is Diamond Tiara. I am the most popular filly in school, and with good reason. I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm cool, I'm rich, and I'm resourceful. Everypony wants to be me... which can be kind of a burden at times. Alula, get off of me already!

I'm Alula! I'm not quite as smart as DT here, but I'm a really good athlete, and I'm full of energy every day! After all, I get to see Diamond Tiara every day, so how can I not be?

Apple Bloom has a sister, Sweetie Belle has a sister, and heck, even Scootaloo got one recently. So why should Diamond Tiara be the filly without one? In fact, hers should be ten times better than all of theirs combined! And with her father being the richest stallion in Ponyville, she should have no trouble getting one!

... That is if he wasn't such a stingy, mean father. Thankfully Diamond Tiara's a smart filly and knows how to get what she wants.

English expat and web designer Robert Ellis is not a particularly devoted brony, though he's read a lot of the fanfiction, and he really dislikes "My Little Dashie" and the "doorstep filly" sub-genre it spawned. Whoever decided to abduct Diamond Tiara as she slept and deposit her in a box on Bob's doorstep must have a taste for dramatic irony.

But Bob isn't interested in playing by the rules of the genre. Not when he's got his big sister, her two kids and his pal Trevor the UFO-hunting policeman to call on for backup.
While the local police and an intelligence agency he was not previously aware the Canadians had grapple with the question of who sent her here and why, Bob and his cohorts deal with the more immediate problem of looking after an earth pony with an attitude problem, and Diamond Tiara gets a crash course in the fine art of not being a spoiled brat.

There's going to be a lengthy process of adjustment for all of them, but it could be worse. And maybe they'll both end up being better and happier people for it.

(Rated T for occasional strong language.)