Some things shouldn't exist, and some things shouldn't happen. It's up to The Canon Squad to make sure Equestria stays devoid of red and black alicorns, humans, and relationships involving a few select mares. The task rarely proves to be easy, but sometimes it can be entertaining.

Coverart by Elric of Melnipony
Chapter One reading by Scribbler

(And be sure to check out my Generic Trilogy...or at least the first two.)

The generic story of how a black and red alicorn OC wakes up in the Everfree Forest with no memory of his tragic past.

This is not meant to be taken entirely seriously.

Everything is intentional. Everything.

(Woo, Twilight's Library approved!)

Though they had never met, the stallion hated the mare in apartment forty-two. All day, every day, he listened to her push her walker aimlessly around her apartment. The scraping noise it made on her floor echoed through the ceiling of his apartment, giving him no rest.

Then came the night he heard the thud, and the scuffling stopped...

For about a week.

Cover art is courtesy of enti0. Be sure to click on the picture for better resolution.
Special thanks to pre-reader Dark Nebula.

After watching the new My Little Pony anime, Ian and Anthony wondered how stupid it would be if it were actually realistic. Little did they realize it was actually realistic.

After a magical accident involving the Elements of Harmony, the Broforce, and dimensional displacement, they find themselves—alongside the ponies from the show—at a high school. A high school... for every anime ever.

Edited by DeluxeMagnum69 and IceboxFroggie.

If you want to see a specific anime or genre portrayed/parodied, feel free to leave a suggestion!

An entire night of reading really bad fanfiction...

...a lecture on the mechanics of shipping...

...Twilight Sparkle must now...

...ship her friends.

IQ Level: low.

I've always expected a call from the Princess. Always expecting, never ready. Regardless of the circumstances, now that blood has been spilled in the streets of Canterlot, it seems that very call has arrived. It's time for an adventure; a noble quest, to find out who and why. I only hope the chase doesn't leave me broken and beaten along the road, another body in the ever growing heap, of this cruel ever-turning world where forgiveness is a thing of the past. Canterlot wearing its mask of decency as the rest of the country falls into the abyss.

Now with the help and support of my editor: Space Pony

Chapter 1-10: Edited
Chapter 11 and 12: Un-Edited

This story is a sequel to Ponies Get Punched

Captain Falcon has gained the Mane Six as his fold. Captain Flutter, Captain Apple, Captain Fashion, Captain Rainbow, Captain Lunar, Captain Solar, and finally, Captain Book. Together, they will fight the evil named Mary Sue, the pony of many overpowered abilities, the one that shant be named due to the fact that his name is ridiculously long.

The band of Falcons will face...

Overpowered Red and Black Alicorn OC.

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

Cheerilee catches a massive cold and won't be able to teach class for a while. She calls in for a substitute, but ends up getting an eccentric creature named Miss Frizzle with her even stranger contraption. She can only hope that this new "teacher" can teach without causing mayhem.

Story idea based off this comic

With an over-inflated ego and influenced by the praise of his friends, Flint did the unspeakable. A blasphemous act of, well, blasphemy. Utilizing his studies of the occult, mythology, and pop culture, he designed his own shrine of worship, believing him to be the personification of a cosmic force (and coincidentally, an automobile).

Unfortunately, he was wrong right somewhere in the middle. When Eros takes offense, he offers Flint an ultimatum: rise to his ego and spread seeds of romance (not those kind) among a new, nearly god-less land, or spend the rest of his life in the Fields of Punishment listening to Justin Bieber's "music."

In other words, Flint must become a god. A god of shipping.

Trigger warnings: blatant parody, self-insert, insertions of self, Greek mythology, and a shit ton of lesbians.

Don't Look At My Name Bro looked over this little scribble for me, and I truly appreciate it!

Just a little something I cooked up for my birthday.