Yeah, it's exactly what you think it is. It's a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Saturday Night Live crossover.

These are a collection of (very) short stories written in less than (or equal to) exactly thirty minutes each of course.

Part of the Thirty Minute Ponies Group

Each chapter will link to the Thread it's related to in the Author's Notes naturally enough of course.

There's something strange and unnatural living in Bon-Bon's house.

Something other than Lyra.

Twilight and her friends are leaving for a week-long vacation, leaving Ponyville in the very capable hooves of Lyra and Bon-Bon.

What's the worst that could happen?

Written for the February Write-Off.

You have to believe me--

Wait, that makes me sound crazy. Okay, starting over. Hi, I'm Lyra Heartstrings, totally ordinary unicorn. I've stumbled onto an ancient conspiracy, and I need to get this documentation published because it outlines what's really going on.

Fine, publish it as fiction, I don't care! The point is to get it out where everypony can see it!

Look, I don't care how much it's going to cost, I will rob a bank if I have to, but this can't be hidden any longer. I thought humans were long gone. I was wrong. I need to warn everypony, no, everybody, and if that means I have to sound like some crazy conspiracy theorist then so be it!

All is well in the Apple Family, until Granny Smith decides that Big Macintosh, Applejack, and Apple Bloom need to get flu shots. Two of the siblings accept their fate maturely, while one tries to avoid it at all costs.

New cover art by SketchinEtch

Pinkie Pie tries to be a comedian and fails utterly, until, of course, she tells a terrible joke...

Copyright: I don't own any of the jokes. I got the Chuck Norris jokes off of chucknorrisfacts.com, and one joke is off of Sgt Frog, the english dub anime.

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

Is Mr Cake literally a cake? Pinkie Pie seems to think so – but will her investigations really reveal that Mr Cake is made solely from delicious margarine, sugar and flour, or is something else afoot? One thing is certain – the Cakes are hiding something from her, and Pinkie will expose the truth no matter the cost!

Rainbow Dash is invited by Pinkie Pie to come over to Sugarcube Corner, but it all goes horribly, horribly wrong. A one-shot that also serves as something of a writing exercise (and a fun change of pace, to boot).