It is not difficult to grasp the notion that Rainbow Dash has very little in the ways of scientific or thaumatic knowledge. But, sadly, that doesn't stop her from having ideas. It especially doesn't stop her having ideas that are based on the assumption that she does have some amount of scientific or thaumatic knowledge.

In short: try not to be within ten miles of Rainbow Dash when she has ideas.

Cover art (and story inspiration) courtesy of Irusu.

Reading by Rainbow Infinity Readings.

Russian Translation by oranzinispegasas.

This horrible species has cost more ponies their lives than every other creature to ever exist in Equestria. Now one has made the mistake of challenging Twilight in her castle library. With all the fury the Alicorn can rain down, Twilight will make sure that this offender does not escape alive.

During a vacation to Rock Height, a tourist town through and through, Twilight Sparkle encounters Trixie Lulamoon as a waitress—and Trixie provides the worst service imaginable.

Huge thanks to RB_ for prereading and to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading this fic!

You ended up in a land of ponies.

And for some reason, they have the urge to murder you.

How will you get out of this one?

Nothing scares Rainbow Dash, at least that's what she says. After a new continent in Equis is discovered to be the lost homeland of the mythical humans, she decides to explore it for herself. She's quickly bored and writes off most humans she meets but gets a rude awaking when Large Marge, a legendary Truck Driver, picks her up on a road at night. She quickly regrets it...

Rated Teen for mentions of Death, and the scariest thing you ever seen. Random story idea, not to be taken seriously. Technically a Pee-Wee's Playhouse Crossover but not really.

Edit: Featured April 22nd 2023?! Thanks!

Rarity generally tries to embrace innovation: after all, a mare who's always trying to stay ahead of the trend (or just outright create it) must be ready to accept the new. And the stress generated by a designer's life creates a certain need to... relax. Something where, quite frankly, spa sessions and private time in the designated screaming room aren't always enough to do it. So what's wrong with following up on a magazine article and personally learning how buffalo meditative techniques have been newly adapted for unicorns?

Absolutely nothing. Unless, of course, she recalls that some of her friends happen to enjoy pranking.

She doesn't always remember that last part in time.

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Right out of college and strapped for cash, Shining Armor decides to do some infomercials for some rather...questionable...business partners. But that was years ago, when he was young and foolish.

Now married, a father, and Co-Ruler of the Crystal Empire, some sordid details of his past resurface as it unexpectedly catches up with him...

Unicorn Quick Caper and his much larger Earth pony pal Mugger, have had it with constantly having their schemes thwarted by the savvy law enforcement of Manehatten.

So when they hear about a fair-sized hamlet out in the middle of nowhere, stuck right beside the Everfree Forest and the main city of Canterlot, they see this as the perfect opportunity to snag some quick bits from the unsuspecting rubes that travel between the Forest and the way to Canterlot.

What could be more simple?! Avoid those pesky, nosy Bearers, lie in wait along the Road, jump out and surprise anypony with enough bits! With Caper's brains and Mugger's muscle, they'd soon be rolling in cash! Profit!

Long ago, Celestia created the Spanish Inquisition and put three strange stallions in charge for unknown reasons. While Twilight goes to question her mentor about this, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Granny Smith all have encounters with these three zealots. They didn't expect them at all, and they are all very confused.

Ponified Version of Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch "The Spanish Inquisition." If you've never seen it, shame on you, and here's a link: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Hope you all enjoy. If not, I blame it on being my first story.

After a botched summoning spell, Twilight finds herself facing against a hideous monster full of shwibbly glib-a-kind. Now, she must stop this grotesque obibaglab before he shabblegabbles all her books.