Nothing scares Rainbow Dash, at least that's what she says. After a new continent in Equis is discovered to be the lost homeland of the mythical humans, she decides to explore it for herself. She's quickly bored and writes off most humans she meets but gets a rude awaking when Large Marge, a legendary Truck Driver, picks her up on a road at night. She quickly regrets it...
Rated Teen for mentions of Death, and the scariest thing you ever seen. Random story idea, not to be taken seriously. Technically a Pee-Wee's Playhouse Crossover but not really.
Edit: Featured April 22nd 2023?! Thanks!
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i enjoyed it
Hilariously scary
Wonderfully twisted and I love it!
ive not even read this and i have to appriciate the old old reference to peewees big adventure!
Nice!
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Did you see the video link?
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Certainly the scariest thing you'd ever seen.
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I had fun writing this and making the photo shop too.
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Be careful, it's the scariest thing I ever seen.
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Thank you.
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Glad you liked it.
That was truly funny! Now, I gotta watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure once again! That movie is never not hilarious!
Nice to see Large Marge in these parts. It was high time that Fimfiction hear about the twisted, burning wreck.
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yes, i did, i rather had to laugh
Well.... so that happened.
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Blame YouTube. It popped up and I got inspired. Scariest thing I ever seen.
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Eeyup. It was 38 years ago, (movie came out in 85) on this very night the worst accident anyone would ever seen...just hope they don't get sent by large Marge!
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It's a oldie. It scared the hell out of me when I saw in 1996. Now I can help but laugh.
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Eeyup. Tell'em Large Marge sent ya! Hahaha ha
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mhm, some effects hold up well, some dont
Does that ghost pays insurance for her ghost truck? Does she even pay tax these last 10 years?
They should sicc
ghost busterIRS on her!11565105
Now that's one hell of a cross over!
11564403 I've seen much scarier things. I live in New Jersey.
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You have my sympathies. Been there a once. Never again.
11570303 We even have our own draconequus! Leeds, draconequus of corruption and decay!
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It's TRUE origin is actually with the Lenape people, who spoke of a demonic spirit called M'sing, who often took the form of a deer-like creature with leathery wings, meaning this creature is ANCIENT! Just like Discord!
Note the common traits of all true draconequuses: A chimeric body with an equine-like head, draconic traits in at least one major body part, shape-shifting powers, and the burning yellow and red eyes!
There are 6 of them in total... THEY are the Elements of Disharmony! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!
And if the 6 draconequuses find the 6 Infinity Gems and the 6 segments of the Key to Time, then they can summon Satan, because 666! DON'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
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Alondro, you live up to your reputation. lol. I still feel for you. Rural New Jersey did look nice though.