Sunset is enjoying a slumber party with her friends. While getting up off the couch she tripped tearing her pants. Through her damaged pajamas her friends see what they think is a tattoo. Explanations on pony society follow.

Tags: Bunset Shimmer

Trigger warnings: no trolling, no sex, few jokes
(This has to be the only subject where those count as triggers.)

At a sleepover, the mane six start telling dirty secrets. Twilight comes out as bi, and everyone is so accepting of it that Fluttershy's tempted to come out herself.

If they're friends, what's the worst that could happen?

Trigger warnings: no sex, brief raunchiness, consent is not one of the reasons
(One of these days I'll figure out how to write consent.)

Everyone dreaded when Pinkie Pie was "it" in Truth or Dare. Already much clothing had been lost. And there were few secrets Pinkie Pie didn't know about the girls now.

Only one had yet to be broken.

"Truth… or dare?" Pinkie Pie said, menacingly.

"Truth," Sunset Shimmer replied.

Pinkie Pie took a breath, and then said the most embarrassing and raunchy question she could think of.

"Do you wanna screw a horse?"

What happened next would change all of their lives forever.

Ever since Rainbow Dash introduced Sunset to the human world’s version of the Daring Do series she has been an active member of the fan community. After spending countless hours in the Daring Do fansite’s Eris server, she’s made many friends, but there is only one that she feels a real connection with. The user who goes by the name “Gr0ss1y Incandescent”. Turns out this same User she’s been crushing happens to be her counterpart.

Punk Rock Prom Queen Presents a tale of self-love taken to its hilariously logical conclusion.

Featured on 2/1/18

My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest under the prompt we learned something narcissistic.

A little story I used to put my headcanon about how time works between the main series and the Equestria Girls sub-series. It's a discussion of why Sunset is so young despite being older than Princess Twilight, as well as why timeliness don't always match up between the two.

Sunset Shimmer doesn't remember what happened at the last night's party. And worse yet, she can't remember just which one of the Twilights she slept with...

A Crossover of Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V & MLP

Coverart not mine

A great evil capable of mass destruction has made its way into Skyrim, and I'm the only one destined to stop this threat from turning the world into oblivion. However, when I used an elder scroll to try and destroy Alduin into oblivion it ended up back firing on me. The magic made us both vanish from our world entirely.

Now, I ended up in a relatively different world with talking humanoid ponies instead of Nords scattered across its lands. The elder scroll and Alduin currently missing. But I'll find him and defeat Alduin because..... I am Dragonborn.

Might contain suggestive themes: mention of sex and brief nudity.

Hey! Pinkie Pie here! I'm gonna show you how to completely be just like me! With these methods, you'll master the art of breaking the fourth wall, walking on air, "Bugs Bunny" Method, and other logic killing techniques. That's a Pinkie Pie promise!

[Based on] [the horrifying] [lack of] [Spamton] [stories here on Fimfic.net;]

While on vacation in Manehattan, Button mash accidentally finds a strange yet familiar businesswoman who promises him amazing products... If he can get something for her.

As for what that something is... Well... There can only be [ONE OF A [[KINDNESS]]] for the [ELEMENTAL] of [unintelligible laughter]

[Includes a Pinkie Pie Clone from The MIrror Pool]

(Using Spamton from DELTARUNE)

Equestria is an old nation, and one that has had the luxury of the same, immortal, regime for centuries. While this has given them unprecedent stability, especially in a land that seeks to throw a world-ending threat at them every other Tuesday, it does come with a tendency for the rulers to not so much repeal laws as just ignore them and act as if they've been done away with already.

Most of the time, this works out just fine. Until another immortal--such as, say, a starving royal changeling looking for somepony to help her regain her strength--remembers these laws and invokes them to use to their own advantage. By arriving at Twilight Sparkle's castle and declaring herself a member of Twilight's royal harem.

And she's just the first.

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